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Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



Vitruvian Maam posted:

he managed to get one of them to transfer the vehicle to his name unwittingly by tricking her. The other woman was supposedly making payments towards a car and in total has paid him roughly $3,000. He was going to transfer ownership to her when she reached a certain amount that was paid to him. That number was reached and he refuses to sign the car over to her.

Lmao your friends are dumb as hell.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, gather the following things and return for instructions:

1. metal bucket
2. a rat
3. torch

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP, how do we know YOU aren’t the scammer, huh?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Poop in his mom

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Steal his mom's poop, murder him, place the poop at the crime scene

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Balldo his rear end

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
They don't even have text message conversations they could use a proof? This guy is smooth as gently caress and probably a wizard. What you need to do is hire a barbarian, their inherent magic resistance is your only hope.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Suck his dick one time for each one car

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, take the poo poo of a lifetime, freeze your poop, recreate the Requiem for a Dream dildo scene with the scammer and his mom.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

your friends are pretty dumb but i'm with the "murder him" angle

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Vitruvian Maam posted:

he managed to get one of them to transfer the vehicle to his name unwittingly by tricking her.

I am dying to learn this one weird trick

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
op have you tried turning them off and on again?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Lol meanie


Op don't hate GBS
Part of the problem is there is literally no good answer to your question.
So they make jokes

Instead of cry

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

:dudsmile:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Spinz posted:

Lol meanie


Op don't hate GBS
Part of the problem is there is literally no good answer to your question.
So they make jokes

Instead of cry

Well also part of it is that it's impossible to believe that two of this person's close friends both had their carS stolen by the same person at the same time and need their help at once because of it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe OP is doing a Tyler Durden bit and they did it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The Bloop posted:

Maybe OP is doing a Tyler Durden bit and they did it

Yeah it’s super obvious the OP stole their cars.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Assuming this is on the up and up; file a couple police reports just to document the cases. Doesn't mean they will do anything, but its reported at least.
Then notify the local newspaper and TV station (they probably won't care), assuming your friends are good to tell their end of the tale. This blows things up; which you have to judge everyone's comfort level, but a scammer might not like to hear their actions are being documented publicly.

Then murder him. Carbon monoxide his rear end with one of the cars if its parked in a attached garage.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

https://youtu.be/f0_NQ1ci9Gw

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

Suck his dick so right that he dies.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Buy the guy an account here ...

Then red text him!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Suck his dick one time for each one car

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Vitruvian Maam posted:

ok I will do this. I mean people can continue to comedy post I suppose I will relocate
I don't think declaring your plans to murder a man and then bounce on a forum is very wise dude.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

DelilahFlowers posted:

I don't think declaring your plans to murder a man and then bounce on a forum is very wise dude.

To be honest, digging into forums history, this would not be the first nor the second time this happened

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I'm not gonna donate to any gofundme you create op

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Flowers for QAnon posted:

I am dying to learn this one weird trick

For real. Need more details on how the hell this happened.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



ill do it if op wont

DickButt Shitlord
Oct 14, 2012
Remember this video?
https://youtu.be/XEcw8Xu0FjU

OP is this guy

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I also befriend strippers then take their problems personal ~

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Vitruvian Maam posted:

Remember this video?
https://youtu.be/XEcw8Xu0FjU

OP is this guy

Holy gently caress I've never seen this

This is awesome thank you

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
the OP is gonna buy 2 cars and then afterward he will find out he bought them both from the scammer guy and he wont get either car he'll just be out the money

DickButt Shitlord
Oct 14, 2012

hakimashou posted:

the OP is gonna buy 2 cars and then afterward he will find out he bought them both from the scammer guy and he wont get either car he'll just be out the money

This one made me laugh

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Then he'll cleverly trick the OP into signing over their own car title to him.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




OP get the so called scammer a forums account so he can post his side of the story, and then on Friday at noon we will convene the council of posters and issue a verdict.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Carry some printers for them

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
OP you just copy-pasted this bullshit from somewhere else didn't you?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pay some hobos to sleep in the cars and staple bologna to the upholstery.

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
One word :. Fecal Transplant

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