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UFOs are just the bleeding of advanced civilizations through dimensional drift. basically time travel but what we see isnt interacting with our physical plane, but within their own physical plane. they are far in our own future, but somehow existing side by side when traveling in their advanced craft. i met one of them and he bought me a beer and did not try to gently caress me.
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May 17, 2021 19:15
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Maximo Roboto posted:Posadists get itt hello
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May 17, 2021 19:16
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WEH posted:hello 
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May 17, 2021 19:21
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Also the National UFO Reporting Center has a huge index of sightings indexed by state people are still seeing crazy poo poo it never stopped
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May 17, 2021 19:21
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i bet it's squids never trusted those creepy fuckers
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May 17, 2021 19:22
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The Saucer Hovers posted:well then may i introduce you to "bigfeet are just neanderthal ghosts" Time travelers are at least less silly than "interdimensional travelers" because the whole parallel universes thing seems even more ludicrous than time traveling, which is at least intuitively more understandable Bideo James posted:UFOs are just the bleeding of advanced civilizations through dimensional drift. basically time travel but what we see isnt interacting with our physical plane, but within their own physical plane. they are far in our own future, but somehow existing side by side when traveling in their advanced craft. There are infinite dimensions! What makes any of these other universes comprehensible to us? And why does this bleeding only happen through UFOs and not any other observed Fortean phenomena?
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May 17, 2021 19:23
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Atrocious Joe posted:The CIA and its precursors loved setting up vampire attacks in South East Asia. i think this and ufo hobby nerds explains most men in black stories but not the ufos that are stunting on our n00b pilots
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May 17, 2021 19:23
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maybe we should try shooting the ufos with our big boy guns, just a thought
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May 17, 2021 19:23
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Quite a few abduction/encounter episodes have the aliens transmitting messages about ecological collapse. When did climate change really enter public consciousness?
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May 17, 2021 19:24
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Maximo Roboto posted:Time travelers are at least less silly than "interdimensional travelers" because the whole parallel universes thing seems even more ludicrous than time traveling, which is at least intuitively more understandable i dunno man future cars are weird
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May 17, 2021 19:25
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Bideo James posted:UFOs are just the bleeding of advanced civilizations through dimensional drift. basically time travel but what we see isnt interacting with our physical plane, but within their own physical plane. they are far in our own future, but somehow existing side by side when traveling in their advanced craft. I like this theory I also dig the idea they're like the great old ones from dark tower and they drop into our reality for tourism/just to gently caress w us
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May 17, 2021 19:27
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It would be cool if UFOs were explained by a completely bizarre theory that no one thought of, like these are natural atmospheric creatures that can just move really weirdly.The Saucer Hovers posted:well then may i introduce you to "bigfeet are just neanderthal ghosts" This is an actual hypothesis: https://ghosthunters13.blogspot.com/2013/09/is-bigfoot-interdimensional.html
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May 17, 2021 19:27
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beep beep coming through whos all that out there i dunno this portal to your moms is taking too long
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May 17, 2021 19:28
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bigfoot tracks stop midstride because theyre geomancers and they can fall into the earth into giant tunnels through their own sheer will and dogmatic connection to the earth from constantly ingesting mimosa hostilis root
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May 17, 2021 19:29
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All physics after like 1920 is basically idle unfalsifiable speculation, garbage for the birds. Who are we to say the aliens aren't time travellers with that in mind.
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May 17, 2021 19:31
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I want star trek aliens. I know some folks want Independence Day aliens because they can't handle the thought of not being America to the whole universe I suspect if we get any aliens though it's gonna be the roadside picnic sort that don't even care that we're here they're just studying cloud formations or some poo poo on the way to a cooler species' planet
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May 17, 2021 19:31
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Bideo James posted:bigfoot tracks stop midstride because theyre geomancers and they can fall into the earth into giant tunnels through their own sheer will and dogmatic connection to the earth from constantly ingesting mimosa hostilis root Is this true? The specific root part I mean
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May 17, 2021 19:32
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alien 1: hey we gotta haul this supernova material to the other side of the universe so entropy doesnt hit sooner over there alien 2: wanna stop by that one planet we passed that one time 64 million years ago and see if they got nachos yet? alien 1: sure but we gotta pick up a few guys to jerk off while we're there
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May 17, 2021 19:32
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Is this true? The specific root part I mean try some and let me know
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May 17, 2021 19:32
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I want star trek aliens. I know some folks want Independence Day aliens because they can't handle the thought of not being America to the whole universe I think the odds of getting the Ferengi are better than the odds of getting the Vulcans.
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May 17, 2021 19:33
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oh cool. I like this thread https://youtu.be/9DdoAss2NBM if any of you haven't listened to Dr. Turner's lectures, you should do that. She was a victim of abduction and spent years interviewing and painstakingly cataloging hundreds of abduction cases to look for commonalities. Haven't read her books but I've heard good things. There's also quite a bit of evidence in her lectures for the whole abduction phenomena being a psyop if you're into that interpretation, though she doesn't argue for that she also died extremely quickly of horrendously aggressive breast cancer. Something to think about e: forgot to mention all her books are on PDF completely free to download at her website
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May 17, 2021 19:34
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Read passport to magonia too
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May 17, 2021 19:34
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It's pretty wild that the media is actually entertaining this idea. On CNN right now they're interviewing a guy that wrote a book about John Mack.
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May 17, 2021 19:35
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how the gently caress are you gonna bring up carla turner and not milabs saucer newbies itt smdh
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May 17, 2021 19:35
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idiot nerd, looking at the ground: uhmmmm why would they come to this backwater gently caress of a world? me wizened, looking at the stars: every planet is a shithole
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May 17, 2021 19:36
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Zisky posted:It's pretty wild that the media is actually entertaining this idea. On CNN right now they're interviewing a guy that wrote a book about John Mack. It's weird right? Why is this all of the sudden acceptable popular news again after having been relegated to the fringe for half a century
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May 17, 2021 19:36
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idiot nerd doubting alien life: um life is rare and stuff and the universe is so much more vast, why would they be looking at us? cool scientist guy scouring the stars with a device that lets him look back in time: wow cool stars! what if theres life out there?
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May 17, 2021 19:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's weird right? I'm at least glad I'm not the only one thinking this. And I've never been an x-files or want to believe type. But anyone that understands how media strategies work would be at least a little bit sketched.
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May 17, 2021 19:38
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Zisky posted:I'm at least glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Yeah, some things happen by chance but I feel pretty confident news is not one of those things it feels very deliberate, like a slow trickle since that cigar asteroid came around
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May 17, 2021 19:40
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there are no aliens visiting earth and this is just a dumb psyop to distract you from the imminent destruction of the atmosphere by methane
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May 17, 2021 19:40
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some dude already figured out how out there in time and space to jump into a black hole and go back in time and scare the poo poo out of his kid as a ghost
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May 17, 2021 19:41
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:there are no aliens visiting earth and this is just a dumb psyop to distract you from the imminent destruction of the atmosphere by methane kinda unnecessary when we live in an age where everything already serves as a distraction
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May 17, 2021 19:42
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Maximo Roboto posted:kinda unnecessary when we live in an age where everything already serves as a distraction Yeah... just like fuckin'... release a new iphone or push out another sacrificial sexual predator celebrity figure if you're running cover why aliens
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May 17, 2021 19:44
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I like that theory because it presumes people actually need to be distracted from climate change. Half this country thinks climate change is a conspiracy and the other half is content to let Democrats and their corporate backers dictate the response.
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May 17, 2021 19:44
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nah its just a coincidence multiple countries governments have funded and created multiple science fiction endeavors in media to try to explain and understand phenomena and try to place itself as a fictional power against invading alien forces for the last 100 years.
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May 17, 2021 19:44
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wow multiple video games talking about giant leviathan space-faring creatures in their lore pure coincidence
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May 17, 2021 19:45
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whats that? culture has been talking about living creatures descending from the skies since ancient times? no way
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May 17, 2021 19:46
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I for one welcome The Culture to Earth
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May 17, 2021 19:48
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Maximo Roboto posted:kinda unnecessary when we live in an age where everything already serves as a distraction the entire narrative is added value across multiple vectors my brother in posts, including any distraction
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May 17, 2021 19:48
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many cultures referencing dragons also.jpg) https://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/awful-link-4404/ https://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/awful-link-4452/
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May 17, 2021 19:49
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