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getting blasted at the US Official party and driving afterwards and telling 60 minutes it was a top secret ray gun when i got pulled over rn
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Mar 29, 2024 04:05
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I dunno... Just having worked with feds long enough I am inclined to say there's something weird to the Havana syndrome stuff, if for no other reason than the portion of the workforce I've worked with I know to be among the highest functioning alcoholics in the field. I'd trust them to know the difference between a hangover and something not self-inflicted to the point where it would not escalate to this level otherwise
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Mar 29, 2024 04:14
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I dunno... Just having worked with feds long enough I am inclined to say there's something weird to the Havana syndrome stuff, if for no other reason than the portion of the workforce I've worked with I know to be among the highest functioning alcoholics in the field.
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Mar 29, 2024 04:25
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That's fair and I completely understand the assessment it's just hard for me to imagine given that the career feds I know are the true believer sorts. The sort of people who talk about "the mission" and "honest day's work" and nonsense like that. Like I don't think it's Russian psychic warfare but I would 100% believe the embassy is too close to a power substation or something stupid like that
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Mar 29, 2024 04:30
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:That's fair and I completely understand the assessment it's just hard for me to imagine given that the career feds I know are the true believer sorts. The sort of people who talk about "the mission" and "honest day's work" and nonsense like that. I'm all for the havana syndrome investigation to inadvertently prove that living next to power lines is bad for you or chemtrails or something like that
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Mar 29, 2024 04:44
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lol there's no way they found my voodoo dolls.
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Mar 29, 2024 04:46
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if I'm gonna believe the former icig about Grusch, I guess I can believe natsec lawyer Mark Zaid about about the secret brain gun or w/e. only seems fair.
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Mar 29, 2024 05:01
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I often psychically assault government employees and elected officials. Particularly the ones that denied me my full unemployment benefit having paid vacation time left over was “double dipping” I’m dropping psychic safes on these mfers in the astral realm. anyway, I made some spooky ufo music with my computer that’s perfect for getting blasted and playing final fantasy x(it gets real wild 30 mins in): https://www.youtube.com/live/N2CTRa3mExM?si=bBhlwzFLl7mGwumL the gods are real, the moon is fake.
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Mar 29, 2024 05:51
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Mar 29, 2024 08:19
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goon psionicists i had a weird dream that needs analyzed in this dream i was in some kind of superposition of different life stages or something because it started off
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Mar 29, 2024 08:22
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) somehow didn't know you're not supposed to bang extramaritally and then go get communion without confession but gently caress the rules i don't particularly think jesus would care overmuch.
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D-Pad posted:https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1773412210305270180?t=uUDZJHnG7j43c1fE6GdvZg&s=19 Psychotronic weapons have been a realm of speculation and clandestine research for half a century. If they're developed at all, they're probably pretty well developed.
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Mar 29, 2024 08:30
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Assuming there's any mechanism or even a lead to start on getting at one. What the gently caress would it be? Where do you even begin?
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Mar 29, 2024 09:35
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SniperWoreConverse posted:goon psionicists i had a weird dream that needs analyzed
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Mar 29, 2024 09:43
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quote:you could buy these packets of powdered "dirty bong water" which was a brand, and didn't taste like revolting actual bong water but was this weird bigass packet of like off-green powder that smelled amazingly good. My sister i think had one that was cayenne and you mixed it with hot water or put it in soup. It was eighty loving dollars. It did not in any way get you high. Lmfao this is so realistic it hurts
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Mar 29, 2024 09:53
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That's just matcha!
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Mar 29, 2024 09:59
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SniperWoreConverse posted:goon psionicists i had a weird dream that needs analyzed you need to get high, fight evil*, and doing this will make the past not hurt so much (but still the same) and the future a thing to enjoy is the line i trace thru that. good luck! *you probably already know what form this is for you
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Mar 29, 2024 10:02
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We don't really have a basis for judging the authenticity of Havana syndrome. If the gov knows anything they aren't sharing. Like the alien stuff.
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Mar 29, 2024 12:18
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I saw leave the world behind. It’s pretty good if you are a thread enjoyer and haven’t seen it.
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Mar 29, 2024 12:59
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Isn't that the Obama joint? Is it to be trusted?
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Mar 29, 2024 13:18
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it’s just a good thriller or whatever . post apocalyptic thriller. it’s well made the focus on rich people is kind of dumb but it works thematically
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Mar 29, 2024 13:19
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Assuming there's any mechanism or even a lead to start on getting at one. What the gently caress would it be?
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Mar 29, 2024 14:34
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dunno but sometimes my left ear does a clicking sound by itself that is for certain not tinnitus in any normal sense also it's the left side of my brain that's the malfunctioning source of seizures  it could alternatively be actual crickets?
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Mar 29, 2024 14:47
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that's the sound of ur brain melting
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Mar 29, 2024 14:49
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I can pop my ears manually at high elevations. I guess it's inner ear muscle control. I'm probably immune to havana
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Mar 29, 2024 14:52
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Human.Frank posted:Everyone forgets about the cricket sound reported during Havana Syndrome cases. It's all jokes about hangovers and smoke detector batteries, but what could be causing that chirp sound that's been reported so often? could be grasshoppers or locusts
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Mar 29, 2024 14:55
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I can pop my ears manually at high elevations. I guess it's inner ear muscle control. I'm probably immune to havana Me too! Tensor tympani muscle control is apparently a very rare ability so any other mutants shout out. I wonder if there's a weird overlap with bird folk like being blue eyed with central heterochromia or left handed or former GATE kids or something
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Mar 29, 2024 15:15
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yep, the cia all got blasted with commie brain zappers and then they came down with morgellons. a damned shame
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Mar 29, 2024 15:22
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i am left-handed and have acute control over my tympani muscle, where do i sign up for the school for mutants that can drown out the sound of management on command
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Mar 29, 2024 15:24
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Dear dream journal: I had a weird dream last night. I kind of had a little bit of a weird moment listening to a hemisync part earlier in the day, it didn't work as usual but it did put me into a very relaxed state and after like 45 minutes of just silence I had a moment where my body felt numb and my vision, which is usually just black with static, went extra intense static and the blackness became a grey 3 dimensional sort of room, i felt myself being kind of pulled into it but it stopped as i made myself aware of it. It was in that in-between waking/sleeping state, it felt very much like one of near-oobe experience i've had earlier but without seeing myself float upwards this time. That wasn't the dream I just wanted to note that it happened before the dream. It was kind of a videogame-y thing where I was part of a larger party venturing into a pyramid, pretty sure it was said to be some Egyptian sounding named pyramid but I can't remember the name, the party was made up of a number of characters some of them people i've known but don't anymore and others not, a couple of dogs were with us. One of the guys thats "real" had a sort of power armor on, as did one of the dogs. As we got to the end we encountered a sort of lift system to go to the very top of it but the guy with power armor had some kind of malfunction and couldnt come up with the rest of us. Nothing really happened at the top for us, but it was noted that it was weird that we were somehow not in the pyramid anymore and the party was scattered, like there was some sort of piece of missing time we were aware of but couldnt remember. we were unable to locate most of the party members. We did find the guy in the power armor and talking to him he was very nervous about the whole thing. Bunch of details I could write but it'd make it longer that it'd have to be.. In the end it turned out he'd gone up after us without the armor on and told us not to go back. He looked at me intently and went over to a closet door that was sort of a sliding mirror thing and asked me "would you rather it be closed off like this, or for it to be fully opened, like this" and he opened it, and as he and i got reflected in the mirror I could see a sort of creature, looked like a mix of a java from star wars and one of the aliens from communion, perched on his shoulder. The implication was that whatever we were spared of not remembering, he got the full deal of and it wasn't good. SniperWoreConverse posted:goon psionicists i had a weird dream that needs analyzed hey i think i have a job for you fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 15:44 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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Mar 29, 2024 15:42
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Assuming there's any mechanism or even a lead to start on getting at one. What the gently caress would it be? tin foil
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Mar 29, 2024 16:25
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Failson posted:Is Riot Bimbo okay? Hope you are doing OK, Riot Bimbo. Whatever you are going through right now 
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Mar 29, 2024 16:26
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Me too! Tensor tympani muscle control is apparently a very rare ability so any other mutants shout out. I wonder if there's a weird overlap with bird folk like being blue eyed with central heterochromia or left handed or former GATE kids or something Its you opening your auditory tubes and equalizing pressure between your middle ear and the outside environment. Pharyngeal muscles are under voluntary control
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Mar 29, 2024 16:34
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A couple of nights ago I saw a series of objects streaking across the night sky from the western horizon up, disappearing one by one. Like a sparse string of pearls. It was very probably a stupid starlink constellation but I wish it was literally anything else. Thanks for reading! mystical blessings~~~
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Mar 29, 2024 16:36
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Me too! Tensor tympani muscle control is apparently a very rare ability so any other mutants shout out. I wonder if there's a weird overlap with bird folk like being blue eyed with central heterochromia or left handed or former GATE kids or something Oh so that's what it's called. Are you joking about the rest? Because I'm blue eyed with very mild heterochromia, left handed, and was a gate kid.
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Mar 29, 2024 16:47
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Oh so that's what it's called. I'm blue eyed, center heterochromia, left handed too, can move my left ear (but not the right though) and pop my ears at will. The GATE people never found me though since I don't live in the US. Never saw a bird neither. Only dabbling in magic and cartomancy.
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Mar 29, 2024 17:01
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Me too! Tensor tympani muscle control is apparently a very rare ability so any other mutants shout out. I wonder if there's a weird overlap with bird folk like being blue eyed with central heterochromia or left handed or former GATE kids or something I thought this was something everyone can do. But I'm blue eyed with gold irises. Didn't know what a gate kid was. Looked it up and yeah I was in those classes. Not left handed though.
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Mar 29, 2024 17:06
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Hope you are doing OK, Riot Bimbo. Whatever you are going through right now
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Mar 29, 2024 17:15
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Wait, I can do that. I didn't know that was rare.
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Mar 29, 2024 17:20
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I think that's just the valsalva maneuver e fighter pilots used to have (still do?) a little thing in there helmets they could use to quickly plug their nose and clear their ears while they chased each other up and down through different altitudes. I don't know if they cleaned their own or if they just tossed their gooey helmet to some crew guy who had signed up thinking he would also get to fly planes Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 17:27 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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Mar 29, 2024 17:24
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Hope you are doing OK, Riot Bimbo. Whatever you are going through right now
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