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Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

mediaphage posted:

what are your feelings about iron

I have maternal affection for my cast iron pans

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Tea Party Crasher posted:

I have maternal affection for my cast iron pans

hmm maybe only half fae then

Nichael posted:

This sweet bird is dreaming about orbs.

they’re definitely an over achiever

i walked in to find this this morning



mom is trying to get out behind them lol

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Tea Party Crasher posted:

I mean that's after centuries of artificial selection and intentional genetic modification. So it's more of a cronenbergian crop
yeah, the wild variety, teosinte, resembles corn but takes a fuckton of effort to make into something edible

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i’m honestly amazed at the entire development of nixtamalization

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

mediaphage posted:

they’re definitely an over achiever

i walked in to find this this morning



mom is trying to get out behind them lol

oh my goodness

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


quote:

The open-source project, the "BoB Universal Object Tracker," is designed to help track Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP). It's now available for download on GitHub.

Simply plug in a camera and track objects in the sky with ease using BoB. Available now at https://github.com/bobcamera/bobinstall, it is open-source and free—your ultimate tool for real-time object tracking and analysis.

skinny BoB

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mediaphage posted:

hmm maybe only half fae then

they’re definitely an over achiever

i walked in to find this this morning



mom is trying to get out behind them lol
What type of (I assume?) parakeet are they?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Nichael posted:

What type of (I assume?) parakeet are they?

lineolated or barred (from the black lines along their body), just called linnies for short. the parents are a few years old but this is their first clutch.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

mediaphage posted:

i’m honestly amazed at the entire development of nixtamalization
there’s a mexican whisky abasolo made from nixtamalized teocinte

it is a very agreeable poison

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

You can't post this without the full video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFy6LVlNc6c


also it was apparently the kid living in that house. I can't find it but there's a video where he's reenacting the funny walk

SpaceGoatFarts has issued a correction as of 21:19 on Apr 29, 2024

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


possible connection between UAPs and maize

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the way it disappears like that is unnerving

kids can’t do that

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I love birds and I gotta be honest, aitee crew. Earth birds have been much more rewarding than these gosh darn aitees thus far.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


[UFOs] It's not corn's fault

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

u can rob anybody just dress as an alien

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

You can't post this without the full video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFy6LVlNc6c


also it was apparently the kid living in that house. I can't find it but there's a video where he's reenacting the funny walk

nice little stagger shimmy there kid's got moves

workshopping funny captions now...

"On my way to probe your...you'll know soon enough."
"I just got me a new memory wiper gonna try it out so excited!"

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Bilirubin posted:

[UFOs] It's corn's fault

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Which one of you

https://bsky.app/profile/ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social/post/3krchkame6224

no bluesky embeds? sad

https://twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot2/status/1785066538854474149

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005


Been identified

https://youtu.be/tvVoY-PTf6s?si=bEFIE7qqUrZvZXtP

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


What I coincidence it looks like the mummies

sharknado slashfic has issued a correction as of 00:02 on Apr 30, 2024

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

You can't post this without the full video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFy6LVlNc6c


also it was apparently the kid living in that house. I can't find it but there's a video where he's reenacting the funny walk

Swiggity swooty

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

walking around like that knowing we will see. the chutzpah

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

here comes ol’ j’rooti

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nuforc added a bunch of new reports

https://nuforc.org/post240428/


quote:

April 12, 2024, at 21:56, Navarre, Florida: A mysterious, triangle-shaped object was observed by three military witnesses. This black, camouflaged craft, slightly larger than a commercial Airbus, exhibited unusual behavior and advanced capabilities. It hovered silently at an altitude of 8,000 feet, adorned with 16 lights that mimicked starlight, blending seamlessly into the night sky. Despite moving slowly, the object quickly exited the viewers’ line of sight without traversing the horizon, instead appearing to ascend directly into orbit. The sighting, which lasted about 35 seconds, originated south-southeast of the observers and moved westbound from Air Force Special Operations Command Hurlburt Field. The event was promptly reported to Hurlburt Field Security Forces to ensure both public and military safety

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
curious about something that is both black and camouflaged

as say a piece of machinery not my camo jogging pants lol

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

mediaphage posted:

curious about something that is both black and camouflaged

as say a piece of machinery not my camo jogging pants lol

“adorned with 16 lights that mimicked starlight”

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

when p’nti feel like chicken tonight

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

The Saucer Hovers posted:



i rented some disclosure ill let you know which aliens are real

gently caress yeah

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


helta posted:

jrooti caught on cam busting moves:

This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause you're overzealous
Play hard to get, females get jealous
Ok, smarty, go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body
A chick walks by you wish you could get smutty
But you're standin' on the wall like you was P’nutti

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
And you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, ayyyy lmao

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

And you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, ayyyy lmao

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

So what I’m hearing is that we’re converging on the They Like Our Bread hypothesis, confirm/deny?

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

i haven’t checked in with UFOs since I turned on that cspan hearing at work almost a year ago. what’s happened since then besides my coworkers thinking im insane?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

i haven’t checked in with UFOs since I turned on that cspan hearing at work almost a year ago. what’s happened since then besides my coworkers thinking im insane?

gently caress all really

AARO shat out a few reports that made it obvious they're a flycatcher program and the big names keep talking about more whistleblowers coming out but :shrug:

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

i haven’t checked in with UFOs since I turned on that cspan hearing at work almost a year ago. what’s happened since then besides my coworkers thinking im insane?

aliens are real

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

i haven’t checked in with UFOs since I turned on that cspan hearing at work almost a year ago. what’s happened since then besides my coworkers thinking im insane?

Well Congress passed a literal UFO law

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




is this real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CYFEZFNl6E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__9s5chdV7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRwEkaygUHU

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


its a alien motherfucking spaceship!!

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helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

i haven’t checked in with UFOs since I turned on that cspan hearing at work almost a year ago. what’s happened since then besides my coworkers thinking im insane?

Grusch is going to drop an OP-ED in a yet to be determined newspaper, which is being held up by DOPSR apparently.

We did learn about Kona Blue (from AARO), which was to be the successor to AAWSAP/AATIP, but it never got any funding and was eventually shut down. This was apparently put together by Stratton/Travis Taylor etc. https://www.aaro.mil/Portals/136/PDFs/UAP_RECORDS_RESEARCH/AARO_DHS_Kona_Blue.pdf

Lue has a book coming out this year.

Jrooti and P'nutti really like bread.

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