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Bideo James posted:bigfoot tracks stop midstride because theyre geomancers and they can fall into the earth into giant tunnels through their own sheer will and dogmatic connection to the earth from constantly ingesting mimosa hostilis root Is this true? The specific root part I mean
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May 17, 2021 19:32
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Hirsute posted:I still don't think it's aliens but if i was going to go full true believer this would be my theory - every legit UFO sighting over history has been of a single von Neumann-type probe that has been monitoring our evolution. it can replicate itself and split up and do all sorts of weird poo poo like defy physics somehow. but no one gives a poo poo about us it's just following its programming Huge bummer if so, this means my screaming TAKE ME at the night sky has been a waste of time? Ugh
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May 21, 2021 16:53
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Ross DaouThot posted:i feel like i’m in entirely uncharted mental health territory that poo poo like this is just passing, unedited, directly into my worldview until proven otherwise That's because you're the main character in this story that is going to save everyone Hatebag posted:he is like a stray duckling hissing at a daisy  lmao
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May 22, 2021 16:39
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Actually it's more like you phase "in and out" around them while they're within you as you go, it's hard to explain
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May 27, 2021 01:36
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coelomate posted:Plenty? is that the space shuttle piggybacking on the one whoa
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Jun 6, 2021 16:45
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I've got some top secret info.. the UFO's are people flying around in special suits, like the pilots in LA that had someone fly next to them on approach. The navy poo poo was people landing on subs not flying into the ocean.
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Jun 13, 2021 16:53
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Hatebag posted:I think the target shaped thing is just a lovely garden and the island structure is a trash heap with walls to keep trash from blowing around. Trash heap?? You fuckin serious lol. You realize how much fill is in those walls? Where did it come from
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Jun 17, 2021 16:22
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drat BrutalistMcDonalds with the NBA jam dunk off my alley oop where did the fill come from (its tunnels!) question
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Jun 17, 2021 16:36
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Pontificating rear end posted:lol what are you crazy? of course they are I saw something like this last night, 50-50 aliens or planes super far away on approach to seatac. Except they didnt land at the airport and disappeared over cap hill
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Jun 19, 2021 16:51
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Google Butt posted:this is the ufo thread bitch
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Jun 20, 2021 18:04
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PawParole posted:Rumors that the New York Times and Wapo have an embargoed copy of the UAP report and are planning an in-depth explosive article Such a scorpio thing to post
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Jun 22, 2021 04:26
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Delta-Wye posted:i love it. i don't know if im more fascinated by high tech material explanations or the totally out there stuff. for example, i have sometimes experienced things that are hard to explain ( and could be observer failure or biases!) but lue's cig explanation fills in the blank strangely well. if you start to view time and the progression of events as a bit more of a fuzzy notion and causality less instantaneous and immutable than our senses lead us to believe, i could see how our limited window of experience is hiding what is actually happening. The part about conciousness was really interesting whoaa
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Jun 23, 2021 16:25
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What the gently caress thats amazing too
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Jun 23, 2021 16:32
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Holy poo poo I realized I smoked some top shelf MAC (miracle alien cookies) weed last night and had super vivid dreams for the first time in forever I'm gonna tap into this conciousness thing before the alien comet comes and try and get in good, early 
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Jun 23, 2021 16:44
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Is this to distract from the chauvin sentencing today? All the rich people are scared about something and I dont think its aliens
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Jun 25, 2021 15:27
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Not by jet it's not Not by ufo it isnt. Now there are 2 Osprey circling (not the "bird")
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Jul 9, 2021 23:20
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Bilirubin posted:Like they hang out in the oceans because they have already made first contact with the whales. Star Trek IV a cylinder with a sphere came for the whales, coincidence? Its all to prep us. drat, maybe you're right. Plays perfectly with that bomb the military blew up in the ocean.
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Jul 10, 2021 16:36
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atelier morgan posted:Tbf that's not even specific to UFO/uap stuff, academics of all stripes love three things: sexual abuse of students, excluding women and ignoring anything that disagrees with whatever orthodoxy they made their careers endorsing Yup
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Jul 12, 2021 15:35
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Been thinking this myself more and more 
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Jul 14, 2021 13:46
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OK baizuo posted:We've got pills and triangles these days, not knobby saucers. Maybe all the fakes back then are what created the aesthetic of the time? Maybe they're manifestations of the gesault consciousness and change with technological evolution? Wtf knows They only appear to us in this dimension in a way we can comprehend Google Butt posted:how sad would it be if we're the best version lmao  poo poo lol
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Jul 15, 2021 23:11
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Google Butt posted:aliens walking down the ramp out of the mist: You lost me at "walking"
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Jul 18, 2021 13:12
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A MIRACLE posted:lol if the aliens come today I’m gonna be drunk and stoned and be like. sup Are these the type of aliens that dont party
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Jul 18, 2021 23:48
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Endless Trash posted:yeah so we have bud light, coors light, miller light (I look over at tv that’s usually playing sports but now it’s a shot of an alien shaking hands with biden) uhhhh guinness, newcastle, stella, stone ipa
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Jul 19, 2021 02:21
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Objurium posted:y'all mfs like birds?? How much do these run
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Jul 26, 2021 22:32
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UnknownTarget posted:Sir, that is a rock. Open your fuggin eyes it's a map
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Jul 29, 2021 14:55
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TheDoublePivot posted:Devastated I missed out on a copy of the book, that’ll teach me not to read the thread for a few days. Well done to all who snagged one.  also the collection someone posted early is very cool I'm envious
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Aug 5, 2021 14:37
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Wheeee posted:hoverbikes are coming once technology has matured a bit more, but they're coming as the next evolution of redneck toys sold by companies like Polaris and not as war machines You think this poo poo wasnt developed by the military? Lmao
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Aug 6, 2021 13:14
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So the tic tacs are people trying to come back from the warp drive trips? Not originally aliens?
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Aug 7, 2021 03:33
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Lol I recommend everyone listen to Joe Rogan to learn about the pyramids
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Dec 8, 2021 18:12
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Wheeee posted:was the excision of all context a deliberate decision in crafting this shitpost, or are you simply illiterate? Listen to joe Rogan to find out!
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Dec 8, 2021 18:23
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Rickshaw posted:The one thing I keep coming back to in the UFO world is the black triangles. I've dug pretty deep on the topic of black triangles and studied it for years, to the point where I think I've come up with some novel theories about what they might be. I'll do some effortposts about it later if I have the time / feel like it. Exciting I'd like this
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Jan 14, 2022 17:35
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skewetoo posted:Oh, that levitating orb? It shows up every few hours, just hovers there and we shoot at it.
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Jan 22, 2022 07:15
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Bob Socko posted:Saw this on the Twitter Set an alarm and went out and saw a 737 through the clouds it was very exciting for a moment
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Jan 23, 2022 03:14
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Butternubs posted:Either that or both sides are bringing their best drones. Earth vs the rest. Go aliens https://twitter.com/fapost/status/1485428097218396163?s=20
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Jan 24, 2022 19:28
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Chris Pistols posted:Because Bobby Lasers and MJ12 are dumb or because the documentary is dumb? Sincere question, it's tough knowing what the 'good' bits are. I want to learn about water related ufos those sound really interesting
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Jan 25, 2022 17:08
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They're doing that reflective cloud poo poo already? Damnit
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Jan 27, 2022 17:49
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Riot Bimbo posted:...AND CUT Hmmm that one number isnt very funny why include that one
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Jan 27, 2022 19:25
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:This is the kind of stuff I love This is how it starts!
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Jan 29, 2022 18:17
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Slavvy posted:
A while ago I was petting a cat and trying to fall asleep while AP and I took a HARD left 90 degrees and then another hard left and I was free falling in a back alley of a back alley in space so fast I woke up. The 2d graph plays. gently caress I was close
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Jan 30, 2022 17:23
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SniperWoreConverse posted:It just goes around in a direction we can't really see, someone posted a YouTube of a game that is like little baby children's blocks but they're 4d and there's a lot of weird effects Or the videos of the tic tacs disappearing, boop another dimension
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Jan 30, 2022 22:15
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