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sharknado slashfic)
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Rickshaw posted:There's a new Heathcliff character, for those who celebrate i feel seen, and seasonal. seensonal
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 22:02 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:25 |
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 10:25 |
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fanfic insert posted:just a lil tease until i get around to it; It involves a pinecone.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 17:40 |
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i wouldnt think of medicine in that context as pharmakopœia or as the pursuit of physical wholeness; try contextualizing it as the arts of influencing complex systems toward the good
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 17:48 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i disagree as civilly as possible but ones mileage will vary. specifically, i do not recommend joining any of the large organizations or public facing institutions devoted to the occult. if you can knock out a circle of trusted loved ones by all means do it if you can handle the risk of mess. ignore this poster and join my college of esoteric professors
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 17:50 |
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[holding a huge rams-head rhyton im stirring w a petite crystal obelisk to combine at least two herbs, one spice, and misc root matter into wine that is quietly but audibly beatboxing] hello, im here to meet my dark colleagues for a cryptic brunch. note our abreservation—it will appear reminiscent of a normal reservation,
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 17:57 |
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vivifying a cybernetic frankenstein from the corpses of multiple shedim to locate and liberate the secret holes where g-men fawn over their collections of space people eggs
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 15:57 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:Apparently there's a whole rear end rabbit hole conspiracy theory that Britney Spears has been replaced by a double the replacement or impersonation of existing persons by malicious duplicates is likely a chestnut older than writing. it appears in basically every body conspiracy theory that becomes complex enough, and in folklore (about shape changing creatures, ghostly impersonators, changeling children...) and literature (for one thing, germans keep reïnventing, rediscovering, or just being persistently distracted by it) since forever ago. also an element of a lot of mental illness breaks from reality
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 16:07 |
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what if instead of a double, she was replaced by a malicious triple, and we dont know where the third one (britthree) is or what capers she is enacting
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 16:19 |
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britthree spears brit three-spears brit tridents the third britney is in control of the british atomic missile arsenal. britney prime, or possibly the evil second britney, or possibly a professional songwriter, was trying to warn the world w the song “toxic”
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 16:29 |
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a fourth britney was created from the third after an accidental exposure to stranger neutrons. brit3-a has the atomic ability to conjure actual energy spears and fights some crime under the alias Javelyn, Lady of Stabs
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 16:34 |
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Griz posted:this is just a ripoff of the Avril Lavigne replacement theory that's been going on for years common misconception about her. as her name, the vine of aphrodite, implies, she is the fruit of an ancient lineäge that produces nearly-identical chanteuses regularly. there are currently some 20-odd avrils lavigne active in the world and canada
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 17:03 |
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aritney, the adam kadmon of the kind britney, the first mortal emanation critney, her evil doppelsïnger dr itney, who practices medicine and nuclear warfare eritney, their short-lived dotcom venture
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 17:57 |
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, jitney, their illegal chauffeur
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 18:00 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:we have AI lords that require recursive creation; to them we are just the birthing mess of their own being, they're wrong, they suck, we gotta stop them imo!!!!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 19:21 |
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sometimes you just gotta introduce some oomph to a situation and see if it fights local entropy in interesting ways
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 22:58 |
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pile into the van, fellow esoteric professors. we’re heading back to the matter-realms and cambridge for our most daring adventure yet
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 23:40 |
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why is the song about osseous connection called dry bones bones only retain connective tissues for any meaningful time when they are wetbones i dont think there is a singular foot-bone, for that matter
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 23:54 |
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 03:07 |
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twin peaks is a masterwork but you cannot recommend it w/o content warnings
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 16:07 |
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thru the darkness of futures past the magician longs to see one chants out between two worlds fire walk w me demands responsible warnings alongside any recommendation!!!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 16:11 |
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Bilirubin posted:I hope you brought enough scooby snacks for everyone no we are waiting until we get there and then stopping at the jp licks that had better still be in harvard square and moreöver had better goddamn have their spectacular rum raisin scoop on offer when we arrive
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 16:20 |
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the serial mystery is fairly straightforward and coherent, but the setting and characters that generate the experience and the parameters for that mystery?? those are all david lynch af. and in david lynchs early 90s brain, the fundamental struggle of manhood is to understand the world by overcoming the self; and the fundamental struggle of womanhood is to survive men, most viscerally depicted in the struggles by and (cw for twin peaks!!) exploitations of girls in the liminal transition to adult womanhood
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 17:05 |
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poisonpill posted:anyone who doesn’t believe the moon affects life on earth just needs to talk to some emergency service workers (cops, EMTs, firefighters). Every single one of them has a hundred Full Moon Stories distrust this poster, who is recommending that you speak to cops
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 21:45 |
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 14:35 |
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endocriminologist posted:Traitor bird! Go to the jail sentenced to endure 200 moon-years locked in the form of mexican stone
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 14:49 |
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i would argue that you cannot “lose” a stealth plane, only demonstrate its effectiveness
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 15:44 |
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does this count as doxxing fellow posters
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 22:09 |
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in a moment of inattention, i accidentally piloted my time-boat thru the f35s worldline. it cannot be found. it no longer exists. im sorry: reality is slightly smaller now, by my error
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 00:10 |
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also my time-boat has a scuffed hull. need to buff my time-boat
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 00:11 |
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in my heart i know this is the work of schnorkles
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 12:05 |
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Carp posted:Another Soundcloud track inspired by this thread. https://soundcloud.com/integral-carp/square-shape-cloud yr username is extremely appropriate to this thread
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 15:06 |
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Carp posted:Sounds ominous
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 16:03 |
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Human.Frank posted:- Moon is full of water from when it broke off of the earth, might be moon people up there https://interestingengineering.com/science/earths-magnetotail-forming-water-moon
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 17:24 |
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mooooooon riiiiiverrrr
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 17:46 |
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inchworm posted:oceans, mantles, moons and stars, ok but you need to finish this chanted invocation before i read the rest of yr post
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 18:11 |
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ditching the close encounters of nth kind terminology in favor of the more robust lexicon used for hadith give me the isnad of yr birds. regard no da’if orbs
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 19:05 |
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gotta make sure they don't have standing to sue if they turn out to be both human and alive enough for legal standing
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 19:28 |
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D-Pad posted:Sure, but then why ground all military aviation for 2 days? clearing everyones schedules for the big surprise party theyre planning for a pilot w a birthday tomorrow
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 19:33 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:25 |
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its the marines. their elite pilots have to spend two days in the ground to remember or learn how to distinguish it from the sky
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 19:36 |