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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:aliens arent real probably ya but have u considered that it would be a good plot twist for late 2021 like aliens end up being real but they invented faster-than-light travel specifically to harass pre-ftl species by swooping around the atmosphere in their grainy spaceships and making crop circles by beaming little green men down to slowly flatten wheat using wooden planks before ramming into a few gps satellites in their lovely space jalopy
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May 17, 2021 08:55
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Pooky posted:I wonder why none of the recent leaks cover what happens when you try to shoot at them. I don't believe for a second that a Navy ship would let itself get surrounded by UAVs without opening fire. And if they really were a "daily occurrence" for the Air Force someone has to have tried to see if the missiles worked. missiles wont work because the aliens jamming fields will block the missile launchers DRM authentication signal from going through, rendering the launchers unable to launch until internet access is restored and a brief update is applied
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May 18, 2021 11:25
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tokin opposition posted:
these aren't ur grandpa's space ace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYKzlKZzGZc
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May 18, 2021 22:40
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i bet the ancient high-tech deep-sea octopus people have some real good weed sea-weed
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May 19, 2021 16:43
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Inspector Hound posted:Which makes me think it's a weather phenomena or mirage of some kind stardigrade
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May 20, 2021 17:14
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:Aliens can totally be real. At the same time the government lies when it suits them and tells the truth when it suits them. They can encourage kooks who believe in Qanon and lizard people, or call you crazy if you’ve seen a weird light in the sky or say “hey, those goof-balls who invaded the capital seems to have a lot of help and the leader of the proud boys was a fed asset, that’s weird.” I feel like if technologically advanced aliens exist and everyone suddenly learns about this at the same time, it would cause a lot of trouble for many highly religious people so like, if we get space mans, it's gonna be relevant to my life because i'm going to have to try to reassemble my mom's shattered world view if she suddenly discovers at the young age of 80 that there's been space mans this whole time and humans aren't special
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May 21, 2021 09:33
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if I remember right, at least the catholic church has the official stance of "sure there's probably aliens but they're not necessarily a fallen race like humans so they probably don't even need saving" but I haven't met very many catholics who actually listen to official church stuff
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May 21, 2021 16:01
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i volunteer to be a witness for christ to the aliens im pretty sure the catholic stance on "they probably dont need saving" is to prevent interstellar war so pls dont
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May 21, 2021 16:11
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Huge bummer if so, this means my screaming TAKE ME at the night sky has been a waste of time? Ugh im ur neighbor please stop
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May 21, 2021 16:57
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pancake rabbit posted:it's weird to have the same feeling itt that i did in january 2020 in the covid thread same but this time i'm not sure how many beans i need to buy
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May 23, 2021 08:03
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A MIRACLE posted:this is from seven years ago this post and the rest of his post history were a trip an intergalactic trip
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May 23, 2021 20:40
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:that's a goddamn cacodemon no thats the head from the monster on the cover of Manual of the Planes u nerd 
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May 25, 2021 15:20
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Inspector Hound posted:Alien ships would almost certainly be filled with some kind of horrifyingly poisonous liquid or gas they're us from the future so they breathe monster energy drinks that's also why sightings are getting more common as time marches forward - it's not because everyone has a HD camera in their pocket and a pirated copy of photoshop, it's because we're at the point in history where we have the maximum number of caffeine flavors
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May 26, 2021 05:16
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im gonna make first contact via rickroll sorry in advance for our inevitable extinction
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May 26, 2021 08:43
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has anyone brought up that this is all probably just a ruse to get people to post "hey look at this UFO" phone pics on twitter from a variety of countries to croudsource intel about aircraft in a variety of airspaces like im 100% sure i got that idea from someone much cleverer than myself
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May 26, 2021 20:04
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Inspector Hound posted:I don't know, my heart rate goes down into the 40s when I'm sleeping and I don't sleep on a particularly hard bed, I think some people are just more likely to experience it than others I get sleep paralysis fairly regularly (maybe twice a month) and eventually you just sort of get used to it, like "oh I guess hands are gonna come out of the ceiling and hold me down while the room fills with eyes again tonight, that's not great" but with some practice you can snap out of it, the trick is to get really really angry if you're in bed with someone you might also consider tapping SOS on them if you can get your fingers to move, i've had that work before too
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May 27, 2021 16:03
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Think Less posted:Quite a few of the times I've experienced sleep paralysis involved floating out of my bed, unable to move. No matter what time I went to bed, it always seemed like the sun was setting outside when I had those dreams. It's weird as poo poo and I'm glad they stopped. I don't know what causes it, but I was extremely stressed out when they were happening I remember hearing somewhere that sleep paralysis is caused by most of your "time for sleep" systems engaging but not all of them - so partial paralysis to prevent sleepwalking, brain starts squeezing brain juice through your brain bits to purge the waste proteins you produced through the day - except you haven't actually lost consciousness so now you're stuck in bed unable to move except now you've got a ton of synapses randomly firing because your brain is rinsing out all the gunk while your still-conscious mind tries desperately to make sense out of the random information + growing anxiety because you can't get away from the lizards melting out of the walls or whatever
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May 27, 2021 18:24
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my newest hot take is that this is a clever ruse to convince a lot of smart educated people to stop touching computers for lovely tech startups and instead touch computers to develop better anti-missile/aircraft tech under the guise of defending against aliens sign up for space force, help fix our ship-mounted railguns so we can use DRM-free ammo when the saucers arrive edit: or it's specifically a grifting operation to funnel significant amounts of taxpayer money through space force into rich people
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May 28, 2021 14:30
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Sextro posted:I haven’t decided my own beliefs yet, but as a fence sitter the people talking about psy-ops read like people in denial to be fair, when was the last time something actually cool happened I don't mean sideways boat or that one politician taking a bite out of an onion on camera for some reason, I mean aliens showing up would be kickin' rad, there is no place for rad in this timeline kickin' or otherwise
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May 28, 2021 14:46
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Polo-Rican posted:I feel like a lot of people who discount aliens offhand aren't thinking enough about timescales. Yeah, the odds that aliens just happened to reach earth semi-recently — like, in the past 50 years or whatever — are absurdly, unimaginably slim. But what are the odds that some alien civilization, looking for planets that can sustain life, stumbled upon earth 10k years ago, or 100k years ago, or 10 million years ago? The further back you go, the higher the odds get id be loving pissed if i spent millions of years driving here just to run into humans tbh they probably saw dinosaurs, went "look at these things what the heck?!", packed an overnight bag into their lovely ford and by the time they arrived it was in the middle of WW2 and now they're just sort of awkwardly doing laps around the parking lot discussing where to go next
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May 28, 2021 17:15
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yarr ye landlubbers, i be needin an orange afore' i lose me last tooth
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May 28, 2021 18:15
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my newest hypothesis is that this recent UFO kick is to encourage scrappy startups to team up with SpaceX to design and deploy the first lunar dogecoin mining rig
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May 29, 2021 06:59
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my newest hypothesis is that various governments are aware that we live inside of a simulation and it's glitching out harder and harder because the aliexpress mini pc running it is just brimming with dust so they're going to announce that + legalize a ton of recreational drugs before our universe-computer bursts into flames
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May 29, 2021 15:37
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my newest hypothesis is that all of this is because those baby witches hexed the moon back in july and the moon monsters have finally risen from their aeons-old slumber
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May 30, 2021 22:30
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i'm really hoping it's not high tech fish people because if it is they're probably more than a little irritated at us
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May 30, 2021 22:43
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:This probably isn’t the forum for it, but I want to ask anyway: why did astrology become so popular with people on the left my age and younger? I understand it as an aesthetic and a protest to instrumental rationality, but it seems like people really believe it and have for a while. I don't know how old you are but as an early-30s goon I can confirm that a lot of my peers got hard into that stuff, my best guess is that it lets people lie to themselves about having some semblance of control over their lives in an uncaring, harsh universe like if I could convince myself that reading the stars would tell me what my future holds i'd be out there fuckin' star charts all night every night edit: guy above me did it better
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May 30, 2021 23:00
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Nichael posted:real life is Fringe now i have enclosed a picture of three of the heroes who will save humanity from the invaders 
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May 31, 2021 06:09
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I wish he would clarify what kind of porno magazines the aliens gave him when he wanted to jerk off. I have to know if they were like archival from the 70s and integral to their study of Earth, or if they had to go down to Earth and buy them off ebay. they just put on hats and those novelty glasses with the built-in nose and bought them from a gas station
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May 31, 2021 08:57
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my int is real low because i put everything into dex in hindsight i should have done cha but what can u do
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May 31, 2021 10:23
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Mola Yam posted:pictures of one of the creatures are in the leaked images as well anyone with that many aces must be more advanced than us
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May 31, 2021 13:32
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i watched a lot of south park so i think the truth is in the middle, the alien UFOs are powered by weather balloons full of swamp gas also bigfoot is just a guy in a costume except he can travel between dimensions and across time, think doctor who in a fursuit
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Jun 2, 2021 17:12
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alien ships show up as airplanes, balloons and birds on camera because that's how their cloaking device disguises them and ghosts are real but they only ever haunt houses with carbon monoxide leaks
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Jun 2, 2021 17:14
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:I'd rather hang out with the ghost believers than the Penn & Tellers of the world. i fuckin love talking to people who are massively superstitious, they always have wild stories of ghosts and aliens and angels but anyone who claims to have magic powers gets tested oh whats that ur psychic powers couldnt tell that the card i was holding was actually a pikachu i taped to the ace of spades? you rube, you absolute buffoon
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Jun 3, 2021 07:23
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if its underwater aliens they would have wiped us out by now for filling their home with garfield phones and beanie babies its non human time travelers, the next intelligent race to rise on this dead gay earth come back to find out what caused that dark grease stain on the geological record
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Jun 5, 2021 07:07
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i cant believe aliens never responded to our unsolicited dick pics + blaring the radio as loud as we can
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Jun 6, 2021 08:01
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its obvious that someone accidentally mixed up the fighter pilot meth with the radar grease so now we've got jittery radar and greased-up pilots so everything is all screwy
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Jun 6, 2021 21:53
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im stoked that aliens are real and that i also cant tell who's serious posting and who's irony posting so i'm just taking every post at face value, as is my wont
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Jun 6, 2021 21:56
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Rah! posted:what if ufos really have been talking to tom delonge and all his theories about ancient aliens are real and all the blink 182 lyrics are really coded messages that contain the coordinates to the stargate if we didnt already find both stargates then why is richard dean anderson a brigadier general in the united states air force despite having no official service record
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Jun 7, 2021 15:27
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Wheeee posted:i wish i saw alien its pretty good i have the t shirt 
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Jun 7, 2021 16:08
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Riot Bimbo posted:To keep this short and not-looking like a kyoon post, I have experienced some crazy poo poo. Some of it i've posted about, a lot of it I haven't, but with the way things have unfolded over the past year or so, I now believe in those experiences a lot more than I used to. if there was a thread for those kinds of experiences i'd read it + occasionally shitpost like I was a full blown skeptic in the before times but apparently reality is unraveling so it's time to go balls-deep into the paranormal bucket
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Jun 8, 2021 20:21
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