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Zisky posted:IF (that's a big if) the government knows more about this than they're letting on, the current media strategy sure does seem like the ideal way to slow roll an announcement. this is kinda my thought, too There's no reason to roll out media and do 60 minutes spots for the olds if it's just for funding they already have all the money and support for more funding that they could ever need
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May 17, 2021 12:46
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jarofpiss posted:aliens gave their technology to the chinese and the chinese are now owning us with transmaterial drones. this dump is the government breaking the news to us that they got so owned loving trisolarans did us dirty
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May 17, 2021 13:32
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StratGoatCom posted:During the NASA/USAF lifting body programs of the 60-70s, a disc shaped craft was indeed proposed, but never was built. It strikes me as possibly viable. the whole omni-directional thrust thing seems to have been applied pretty well for drones. Just add a disc shape skirt to them and you've got flying saucers
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May 17, 2021 14:17
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I mean... why wouldn't aliens just take the first people they meet at their word? "Oh, you're the chosen ones and you have a ruler called Yahweh that watches over you. Sure thing."
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May 17, 2021 16:55
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I want star trek aliens. I know some folks want Independence Day aliens because they can't handle the thought of not being America to the whole universe I suspect if we get any aliens though it's gonna be the roadside picnic sort that don't even care that we're here they're just studying cloud formations or some poo poo on the way to a cooler species' planet
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May 17, 2021 19:31
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Zisky posted:It's pretty wild that the media is actually entertaining this idea. On CNN right now they're interviewing a guy that wrote a book about John Mack. It's weird right? Why is this all of the sudden acceptable popular news again after having been relegated to the fringe for half a century
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May 17, 2021 19:36
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Zisky posted:I'm at least glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Yeah, some things happen by chance but I feel pretty confident news is not one of those things it feels very deliberate, like a slow trickle since that cigar asteroid came around
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May 17, 2021 19:40
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Maximo Roboto posted:kinda unnecessary when we live in an age where everything already serves as a distraction Yeah... just like fuckin'... release a new iphone or push out another sacrificial sexual predator celebrity figure if you're running cover why aliens
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May 17, 2021 19:44
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The Saucer Hovers posted:look into the history of nitinol and titanium mining if youre actually broke brained enough to be interested in this subject quote:While the potential applications for nitinol were realized immediately, practical efforts to commercialize the alloy did not take place until a decade later. This delay was largely because of the extraordinary difficulty of melting, processing and machining the alloy. Even these efforts encountered financial challenges that were not readily overcome until the 1980s, when these practical difficulties finally began to be resolved. Hrmmm
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May 17, 2021 20:05
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Zisky posted:"Sure look like Chinese drones to me!" says guy on a car blog site. 
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May 18, 2021 00:31
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I guess I also sincerely do want to believe. Its weird. I grew up a Scully but as I age I am more and more a Mulder, so desperate for there to be any hint of something bigger than this parade of nothing to reach out to
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May 18, 2021 03:49
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Think Less posted:The Phenomenon documentary on Netflix is pretty good. The Zimbabwe encounter was loving creepy as hell Watched it now and yeah the schoolchildren talking about environmental stuff seems to be a bit much for them to all concoct it as a hoax to mess with their teachers or something. That and the missile base stuff is strange.
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May 18, 2021 14:15
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Grapplejack posted:People just want to gently caress aliens. You show someone a weird alien and there's gonna be a guy who wants to gently caress it. This is how we get peace in our time It is my suspicion that the aliens are completely asexual and that everytime they come down and see how horny earth is they push their reveal back another decade Caligula ruined first contact for centuries
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May 18, 2021 20:29
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dew worm posted:come on folks, it’s called the Prime Directive More like the "They still killing each other because of their skin colors and artificial scarcity? Alright, check back in another century I guess"...directive
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May 19, 2021 02:35
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Hatebag posted:If you can't earn it yourself, you'll just ruin space for the responsible species. No, we'll just have to wait 100M years for the next sapient species and see if they don't have psycho ape brains they're not wrong but they are assholes
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May 19, 2021 02:45
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Jetto Jagga posted:Just wait until the Beserkers get here, we'll be sorry It's okay, I've played a lot of xcom I know how to handle this step 1 is everyone let me dress you and give you backstories this is going to take a few days so bear with me
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May 19, 2021 02:56
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Atrocious Joe posted:what if we're just on a giant petri dish. the UFOs are grad students checking in on the experiment. they've got 50 other earths around the galaxy they are running the same test on. Being a cosmic experiment would explain all the observation without intervention and vicious probing
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May 19, 2021 03:03
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Hatebag posted:Most of the minerals are still here. Some vanadium, uranium/plutonium shot out into space. 100M years is enough time for a new regime of life to take over though. Good odds it doesn't even go all road warrior I'd wager on a Children of Men scenario but it's a deliberate effort by world governments to sterilize large portions of the population
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May 19, 2021 03:14
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Jetto Jagga posted:Ps the minuscule percentage of cattle "mutilations" that are actually real are definitely psyops to keep the UFO conspiracy matrix going. That's just what the aliens want you to think.
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May 19, 2021 03:24
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I'm not a propaganda strategist but it seems like "look at this incredible space poo poo we have no idea how to make" seems like better advertising for the people who made the amazing space poo poo than our podunk highest funded military in the world that still runs windows XP all over the place
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May 19, 2021 13:14
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you're all really harshing the positive alien buzz this thread had going you know
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May 19, 2021 23:13
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Danger posted:sorry. it always boils down to the white ethnostate committing egregious acts against its own citizens to suppress any kind of progressive movement. It can be both though. Theoretically Or just the abductions are CIA and the craft can still be aliens
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May 19, 2021 23:42
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Zisky posted:I think I'm gonna start watching x-files, I've never seen an episode. It's so good. You have to be ready for some 90s tv jank bit it's so much fun Also drat near every episode has some bit part with an actor who went on to have big career
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May 19, 2021 23:59
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:that's because the xfiles was a cia op Well I'll give them that one
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May 20, 2021 00:42
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Earth's mightiest hero
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May 20, 2021 15:25
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Bideo James posted:in the summer of 1999 i saw a ball of lightning come into my home. You fool, you missed out on nabbing a premium artifact You'll never make it through the zone with those instincts
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May 20, 2021 19:15
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All I want is incontrovertible proof of extra terrestrials I don't think that's too much to ask
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May 21, 2021 00:49
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It's coordinated misinformation or it's loving happening
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May 21, 2021 01:50
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The phoenix lights sound loving terrifying
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May 21, 2021 02:02
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If aliens don't respect cats they can gently caress right off back to space though Also your uncle was just very high Like incredibly high
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May 21, 2021 02:27
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Eleven Eleven posted:sad that I just discovered ufo thread, happy to be here now Share some compelling poo poo. I feel like there's so much I havent seen even this far in
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May 21, 2021 02:57
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I've gone from heavy skeptic like drat near certain we are alone to drat near believer in record time thanks to this thread I don't even care if I am wrong I just won't broadcast it to strangers no one will ever know
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May 21, 2021 03:04
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Shear Modulus posted:take a look at the documentary They Live "I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can" is a great line. I need to give that one another watch
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May 21, 2021 03:39
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What if the aliens are racists or eugenicists christ what if they're just space redneck longhaul truckers
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May 21, 2021 12:43
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A Time To Chill posted:binging this thread after eating edibles was a mistake. i am now certain our rulers have sold humanity's buttholes to the probe aliens in exchange for tickets to the Epstein planet. do they have lube in space??? I don't think lube works in zero gravity
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May 22, 2021 00:28
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Riot Bimbo posted:ya lets hope our culture generation or something else intangible is nice to them i guess. Aliens glued to the Netflix queue trying to figure out who wins the Circle like the right of us
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May 22, 2021 01:10
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Oh poo poo new season of the Witcher, Gargox. Let's do first contact next week
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May 22, 2021 01:11
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Inspector Hound posted:I'm still 100% a phosphene truther, I'll never forget waking up from that nap to that poo poo I don't know what this is. Please share
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May 22, 2021 03:43
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Tighclops posted:It's not about funding it's about distracting people so they aren't fermenting dissent Fermented dissent is me talking to the bar normies about the evils of capitalism after three 9% beers. I think you are after "fomenting" Irrelevant to your point and I am not meaning to be an rear end in a top hat sometimes words are just like that and if you didn't know now you do
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May 23, 2021 03:46
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So possible scenarios: 1) It's all gaslighting by the US government for $$$ (weird since they've dropped millions into research this anyhow and could just ask for more money. Congress can't say no to the MIC) 2) It's all gaslighting by a global coalition for... ??? 3) It's an adversary waving their magic drone dicks at us for reasons. 4) It's aliens and their purpose is unknown 5) It's aliens and they're benevolent. Yay utopia. 6) It's aliens and they're malicious. XCOM incoming. 7) It's aliens and they made contact but they're just kinda neutral? Is that sufficiently different from 3?
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May 23, 2021 20:05
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