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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011



Don't mind me just emptyquoting from a month ago

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Here's a reddit thing I didn't have time to read through for your enjoyment, siap

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/vhghka/newly_released_luis_elizondo_ig_complaint_redacted/

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Lampsacus posted:

2001-02-05 - Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell - UFO Reports - Peter Davenport.mp3

Has a really rad slew of UFO stories. They feel very cool and real haha! Peter has a bunch of normies tell their anecdotes and they come across as cool proto-copypasta well told. My favourite is the pizza delivery person and the dudes following a UFO together and finding each other pulled up along a rural road in the middle of nowhere USA. And then the pizza delivery person has to get back on the job but the others get back in their car to follow the light deeper into the liminal space of America. Super rad!

disclaimer; I do not know peter davenport's credibility and I don't want to know.
e:https://podcastaddict.com/episode/62793954

I wish my formative years had been spent with coast to coast instead of loveline, I feel like I would have turned out way weirder but in a cool way

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

WEH posted:

anyone capable of living with a chirping smoke detector instead of changing the batteries IS a lizard person so there is some overlap

*nods*

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Jazerus posted:

there's 2 more parts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2TUkGSOOTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=449SKPUr03Y

my dude says they brought a rabbi to skinwalker ranch to summon a portal to see what would happen, the traditional chant in hebrew for doing this produced a "thermal vortex" both when done in person and when played back as a recording, and that night a native american guy entered his dreams, shook his head disapprovingly, and wounded him on the cheek irl. came down with radiation sickness too

what the gently caress is happening

You know what, sure, I'm here for this. Let's get freaky.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Rah! posted:

here are some videos that cover a bunch of stuff from the skinwalker ranch book by george knapp and colm kelleher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31a3DGLiB48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjaQXQg0dtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PryJXlnBT8o

they have some creepy stories

I love Bedtime Stories even though they're kind of "for entertainment purposes". I watched the latest one on Kentucky werewolves the other night around midnight, walked outside for a second and heard some animal screaming in the woods (sounded like a fox being attacked by something) and quickly realized the sound was coming closer. At that point I thought to myself "ya know, foxes are the largest predator around here so...what's attacking a fox?" Then the screaming came from right at the edge of the wood line and I walked back inside Grandpa Simpson style. Whatever it was it was definitely a smallish animal and I've heard foxes plenty of times but I've never heard one go screaming through the woods like that.

There's also a spinoff channel called Wartime Stories that has some cool stuff but the first few episodes are literal war stories iirc and the weird stuff starts after that (some soldier in Vietnam seeing the ghost of a Roman legionary, etc.) I'm not even certain the stories are real but they are fun.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

PokeJoe posted:

It's aliens

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The aliens would clap politely for J'eb

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

poisonpill posted:

pleas c’lap

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

goochtit posted:

https://twitter.com/wyffnews4/status/1544673792861126664
Looks like someone blew up one of the guidestones

CERN :argh:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Radar I demand you explain yawning

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

D-Pad posted:

Dream chat:

Had a pretty bad nightmare (extremely rare for me to have nightmares) last night. It was one of those dreams that seems to be very real. I forced myself to wake up at the point I realized it was a dream but what was interesting is instead of just waking up I had a strong sensation of coming back into my body and then waking up. It was just for a split second between sleep and my eyes opening but it didn't feel at all like it usually does to wake up suddenly.

I get a weird swirly sensation when I force myself out of lucid dreaming fwiw. Sounds pretty similar to what you described.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Whoa

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

endocriminologist posted:

Thank u everyone! We're having beers and talking about this guy he saw on YouTube (it's Bob Lazar)

Grays!

I typed grats but it autocorrected to that and I'm leaving it. Also happy ascension day everyone.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Guess it's a good thing I'm a night person

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


As always it's unfortunate that images can't be thread titles

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SniperWoreConverse posted:

[UFOs] l'ss.jpeg

Hiding in plane site

This is what I get for skimming

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Rah! posted:

probably

i typed "space grill" into youtube and it showed me a bunch of spice girl videos. curious

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I can't quite bring myself to buy into Skinwalker and I wish some of the central players in whatever is going on right now weren't so tangled up in it.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Upload it immediately to pornhub

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Objurium posted:

I love him, and imo the caudate nucleus research stuff is one of the most fascinating fields of research within phenomenology.

also lmao i had no idea mick was a vidyagame dev

e: on that note, I was revisiting some old Hermetic Penetrator articles that touch on Garry's work, and he mentions anecdotally that the Nimitz pilots that came into close contact with the tictacs might have had poltergeist flareups at home after the fact. I hadn't heard that before but it's fascinating if its true.

https://thehermeticpenetrator.mediu...nd-b2745317d38b

Similar to the skinwalkers at the Pentagon stuff

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That's a bird if I've ever seen one

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Slavvy posted:

The asymmetry makes me super skeptical tbh, how is it perfectly side-on to the camera but asymmetrical, and the shading on the plane doesn't match the shading on the implied shape of the object. The object is lighter in the top as if lit from above whereas the plane is darker on it's upper wing, as if it's banking toward a sun which is so low in the sky only the lower, sunward wing is lit while the fuselage shields the upper wing. It really does just look like this to me:

It being symmetrical vertically but asymmetrical longitudinally just screams reflection to me. It looks like the photographer is standing on a hill taking a photo of a calm lake.

The ufo is actually an island but in a shocking twist the airplane turns out to be Nessie

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/TheZignal/status/1558183658539962371?s=20&t=2r5CUS339Mn-kE_mWpAGBg

How are we still doing these kinds of videos in 2022 and thinking it will mean anything to people

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I think I read there were 6 photos total fwiw

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Well frankly it's about time

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

my bony fealty posted:

Some of yall missing half the point of the Calvine photo which is that it's been an artifact of mythological status in ufology for decades now, something that could very well have been destroyed a long time ago leaving only a black and white print and mockups behind.

Turns out it's real and we get to see it and that's very cool no matter what is is.

Right, I don't care if it's real or fake (frankly it looks fake to me although I don't buy the lake hypothesis) but it's cool that it was found and released.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I wonder if the original witnesses are still alive and or will say anything publicly now that the picture is out there

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Supposedly they're going to release a better quality scan per twitter

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

toggle posted:

I’m 1000 posts behind, any new news?

has radar’s hair plugs finally come through so he doesn’t have to wear those loving hats any more???

The aliens are here and want to gently caress

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sharknado slashfic posted:

The aliens are here and want to gently caress



R...radar? :tinfoil:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


:same:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

pancake rabbit posted:

:siren: 20MB calvine photo, get 'yer 20MB calvine photo here!

https://twitter.com/disclosureteam_/status/1559613376199811074

Yeah I don't believe that's a reflection. I don't know what it is, but I don't believe it's that.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Has anyone tried knocking on the orb

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

UAP enthusiasts taking a lot of Ls recently showing off a picture of an island and a round piece of metal

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


I don't think he's making this up

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Lue will come for you and you will do nothing because you can do nothing

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Azathoth posted:

the lore of the betz sphere, fwiw is that it did crazy poo poo until the military or government (I forget which) cut into it to test it then it never did crazy poo poo again

I THINK it was the Navy but that's going off of a very old memory from listening Astonishing Legends a few years ago

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SniperWoreConverse posted:

*grasping my head like professor Xavier*
horny milfs... in my area... want to chat...

lol

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