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Posadists get itt
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May 17, 2021 16:20
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Gods_Butthole posted:They're interdimensional travelers op, hth They're from the future
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May 17, 2021 18:38
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The Saucer Hovers posted:well then may i introduce you to "bigfeet are just neanderthal ghosts" Time travelers are at least less silly than "interdimensional travelers" because the whole parallel universes thing seems even more ludicrous than time traveling, which is at least intuitively more understandable Bideo James posted:UFOs are just the bleeding of advanced civilizations through dimensional drift. basically time travel but what we see isnt interacting with our physical plane, but within their own physical plane. they are far in our own future, but somehow existing side by side when traveling in their advanced craft. There are infinite dimensions! What makes any of these other universes comprehensible to us? And why does this bleeding only happen through UFOs and not any other observed Fortean phenomena?
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May 17, 2021 19:23
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It would be cool if UFOs were explained by a completely bizarre theory that no one thought of, like these are natural atmospheric creatures that can just move really weirdly.The Saucer Hovers posted:well then may i introduce you to "bigfeet are just neanderthal ghosts" This is an actual hypothesis: https://ghosthunters13.blogspot.com/2013/09/is-bigfoot-interdimensional.html
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May 17, 2021 19:27
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:there are no aliens visiting earth and this is just a dumb psyop to distract you from the imminent destruction of the atmosphere by methane kinda unnecessary when we live in an age where everything already serves as a distraction
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May 17, 2021 19:42
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many cultures referencing dragons also.jpg) https://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/awful-link-4404/ https://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/awful-link-4452/
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May 17, 2021 19:49
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the entire narrative is added value across multiple vectors my brother in posts, including any distraction  hmmm
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May 17, 2021 19:50
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Zisky posted:Aliens or China or swamp gas it's not hard to spot a coordinated media campaign. what if UFOs are the manifestation of mankind's collective unconsciousness and the powers that be need to remind people about them ever so often to keep them operational
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May 17, 2021 19:55
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Phantom Airships and pre-WWI sightings are cool Roger Sandell's work on a 1905 outbreak of ufo sighting in Wales had already suggested that these earlier flaps had odd facets, some of the high strangeness material echoed modern cases, but not in the ways might hope if one thought them extraterrestrial. Mary Jones encountered a sinister black clad man she identified as Satan, but would probably thought an MIB had it not been 1905 Wales.[61] Other Men in Black were seen and one figure turned into a black dog before one witness's eyes.[62][63][64] Noting such things only add to the complexity of the ufo phenomenon he urged progress could only be made by detailed research conducted with no preconceptions. Nigel Watson, in time, began reporting on his research into a March–May 1909 panic involving the belief that German airships were spying on Britain.[65][66][67][68][69] Phantom airship flaps would eventually be catalogued[70] from a diverse set of places like New Zealand in 1909,[71][72] Russia & Poland in 1892, Canada in 1896, Washington state in 1908, Denmark in 1908,[73] South Africa in 1914, and Norway in 1914-16. These flaps generally involved cigar-shaped craft more reminiscent of Zeppelins than extraterrestrial spacecraft and were attended by rumors of foreign spies and spy networks. They often had their own forms of physical evidences, multiple witnesses to crafts with improbable details, and surreal close encounters. The rumors all had idiosyncratic aspects which pointed to a need to interpret them in terms of the contemporary societal backdrop – often tensions about impending war, sometimes political conflicts within the society. One researcher would point out that a mid-1600s boom in prophecies accompanied rumors of the imminent overthrow of King and Church. The aligning of aerial phenomena and political events had been alleged as early as John Aubrey, the antiquary, concerning events in 1647. A series of sightings of second suns, second moons, and marching of armies in the sky, it was assumed significantly, preceded the 1662 Act of Uniformity and the revival of the Church of England.[75] dragon and thunderbird sightings are cool too
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May 17, 2021 20:01
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Bideo James posted:the noosphere has yet to become anywhere near powerful enough to start manifesting mass hallucinations. if anything we pierce into that and we can probably alter physics itself but not without huge ramifications. that's what the static mages of the Technocracy want you to think
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May 17, 2021 20:02
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The Saucer Hovers posted:my calcified pineal gland has many structural similarities with the bigfoot crystal temples and thats why im so in tune with their various comings, goings so-called "Bigfoot" are just an invasive species of Yeti that was introduced to the Pacific Northwest by Ahnenerbe researchers via Imperial Japanese midget submarines
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May 17, 2021 20:04
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while staying at a hotel I saw a History Channel Bigfoot show that suggested they were just sightings of local Native American shamans on spirit quest initiation type activities dressed up in furs and acting erratically because of ritual fasting. tbh the existence of dozens of extant tribes secretly still engaged in such rites and scaring random white people would be just as cool as the existence of a primordial cryptid.
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May 17, 2021 20:07
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Bideo James posted:that happened in the sengoku period Tibetan snow apes were a common attraction at the Ming Emperors' menageries and a whole treasure junk carrying them was grounded ashore off the Strait of Juan de Fuca while blown off course en route to the Mixtec kingdoms
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May 17, 2021 20:12
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Maximo Roboto posted:\ I wonder if there were ever flying carpet sightings in the Middle East like the are djinn sightings there today https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ahmedaliakbar/jinn-stories https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/01/worlds-first-djinn-trapper-service-catches-genies-in-malaysia/ Also there are dragon sightings in China https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bizarre-footage-huge-dragon-flying-9084577 https://news.cgtn.com/news/2020-11-17/The-mystery-creature-at-Tianchi-Lake-Vulcyb3X56/index.html
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May 17, 2021 20:18
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The Saucer Hovers posted:to be fair this is a common cross cultural ritual folks across ethnicities indulge in. best case scenario by far folks are just wild and loose with their "skinwalker" talk Furries are just skinwalkers for white people
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May 17, 2021 20:25
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The Saucer Hovers posted:my favorite academic pet theory is that dragons were born from descriptions of rainbows hmm... checks out https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zxzyf
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May 17, 2021 20:28
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Mayor Dave posted:China perfected the EM drive The Execution Channel is a true story
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May 18, 2021 04:49
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Riot Bimbo posted:There are like maybe two living religions that can be described as gnostic, and iirc neither accept converts and neither are in a great position to grow in the mid-long term Which ones are those?
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Jan 25, 2024 19:11
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