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It'd be pretty sweet if an alien landed in front of the white house, declared that mankind doesn't merit actual relations and absolutely shouldn't receive advanced science or technology even with us ruining our planet. Then they hop back in the tictac and zoom into space faster than it took to deliver that message.
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 06:43 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:16 |
I and a friend saw a massive metallic cylinder emerging from the bottom of spooky glowing clouds over a refinery in CA some years back. We've talked about it occasionally since then, but all this stuff has brought the memory back like it was yesterday. Just to make sure we're not insane, I've also randomly searched for reported sightings from that facility and the town it's in, but no one else apparently saw what we did or wanted to go on record. The area is kinda chuddy so I don't know if that would make people more or less likely to go on record about this sorta thing. It was a cool and shocking experience regardless.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 05:42 |
Bullfrog posted:this is a really cool story. we need more goon ufo sightings in this thread. god drat i wish i had looked into the skies more in my life. tempted to put a skyhub cam on my van and live my life as an insane traveling ufo hunter WEH posted:serious reply cross check what you saw with the reports from http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxlCA.html on that date
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 06:16 |
As an experience it was equal parts what the gently caress and terrifying. The crazy clouds driving in were strange enough and then there's this massive out of place thing in them just parked in the sky like gravity doesn't exist. It also really sucks since we'll never have any answers on what we saw, but maybe that isn't completely true anymore. Tekne has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Jun 5, 2021 |
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 06:26 |
WEH posted:Please consider submitting your cool as hell report to nuforc! I've seen more than a few singular reports end up being backed up by people looking for what they saw years ago. You could also check out mufon's records but their search is a lot more involved
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 06:38 |
While we're spitballing scenarios, maybe Viceroy Xenu has noticed we've kicked our C02 geoengineering project into high gear, and approval has come from on high to step in before we ruin a perfectly good planet. That would be preferable than our number worshipping governments staying the course until people are dying of heat, starvation, and mass displacement. Hell, I'm still expecting all that awful poo poo to go down regardless.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 15:41 |
Lampsacus posted:https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/tick-tack-shaped-object-orange-18846277 Good Soldier Svejk posted:they saw a bright silver "cigar- shaped object about six times as long as it was wide"
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 15:44 |
Butternubs posted:This is my main problem, how do you have an intergalactic empire or w/e and not have any aesthetic. Um guess we'll just fly round in a big unpainted metal cylinder, maybe stick a loving big red light on it IDGAF.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 15:54 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:I believe you and I believe you will see the day of your vindication. We should all get to be the dog GAZING at the quote bar.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 16:03 |
This means nothing on its own, but Sam Harris is afraid that he might have to go on an apology tour soon. https://youtu.be/dhxtgx1LiIU
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 21:02 |
Today the former dni said what they’ve captured isn’t from other nations ayy lmao. https://youtu.be/vdnx0ITs2fA
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 23:21 |
Antifa Turkeesian posted:It seems like he's just repeating the message that soldiers and sailors need to report the weird things they see flying around--he doesn't say anything about stuff getting captured, unless you mean video footage.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 00:09 |
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be Uplifted.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 18:57 |
If you can supply a jet-sized craft with a 1000GW power source, you can solve human energy needs and possibly help us repair our climate oopsie. Humanity getting bailed out of our consumption society's engineered apocalypse would be immensely funny.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 19:42 |
I'm a man of simple tastes. I just want to fly around uninhabited worlds and blow up mountain ranges like Ramiel with gigaton lasers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26WYI9oxoA
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 19:55 |
This is the first place I've talked about my silver cigar over the refinery siting. My friend who was driving lives in that town, and none of her family or friends saw anything that night. None of my folks witnessed it either. From that point you just don't talk about it unless you took pictures or made a video.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:14 |
Zisky posted:I dunno why but your post has stuck with me more than most here.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:39 |
Zisky posted:How close would you say it was once you saw it? How big did it appear to be relative to yourself/the refinery? Tekne has issued a correction as of 21:06 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:04 |
Yeah, a silver cylindrical skyscraper with tall narrow red lights emerging from the bottom of glowing clouds is a good way to describe what we saw. It was oriented horizontally or lengthwise to the ground. Not sure if I've been clear on that part. Tekne has issued a correction as of 21:21 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:16 |
One thing is for certain: there's gonna be a lot more ufo/uap-themed sneakers and clothing. Techwear was literally made for this moment.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:20 |
Make sure to touch any glowing or white hot wreckage with your bare hands.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:28 |
If the aliens are huge and physically imposing, chuds won't be able to resist the urge to lick their boots.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:47 |
I'll raise you an even more obscure space game song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJzOElXufb4 (this is the correct one) Tekne has issued a correction as of 22:20 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 22:18 |
interdimensional cybernetic jellyfish battle music approaching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I05gZw5hbys drat it, they made a 12 inch model of the series' iconic boss enemy, KING FOSSIL must resist wasting money Tekne has issued a correction as of 22:29 on Jun 8, 2021 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 22:26 |
Pooky posted:https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Silver-Cylinder1_trim.mp4
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 23:23 |
Justin Tyme posted:lmao thats a bug, some of these are extremely unconvincing
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 23:49 |
Speaking of 100% organic usda certified UAPs, I was surprised to learn that people have been seeing flying cylinders for at least 460 years now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 23:59 |
It was actually just visual migraines caused by medieval peasants staring directly at a solar event.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 00:17 |
We will sway Zarflox to make contact on American soil by showing them the the immense soft power of our mass media.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 00:21 |
Back to submarines, I've been in a small WW2-era sub that's maintained at a maritime museum, and I couldn't imagine spending a few days in it let alone weeks or months at sea with other people.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 04:16 |
This one is really weird. I thought it might be a balloon at first, but zoomed in it appears to have little arms or appendages that move around. The weirdest thing is that it clearly expels gas to move right like some sorta air squid.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 08:00 |
Between the defunct Air Force Space Surveillance System, awfully named Space Fence, the Ballistic Missile Defense System's radar sites, and all the spysats floating about, there must be a ton of great captures and data if these events are as common as the Navy pilots indicated. I'm betting there are incidents where multiple systems picked up UAPs before being spotted by jets or ships. If the contacts harassing air or naval assets originated from the upper atmosphere or space, then I think we can rule out any mundane explanation for these craft.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 17:04 |
Wired just put out an awesome video featuring Andrea Themely, current 737 pilot and former Air Force colonel/trainer, analyzing the footage released so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6aBWssGnng
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:18 |
I'd like to know what sort of beings people would prefer for us to meet if other meatbags are visiting us. 1) Humanoid 2) Mammalian (dog/cat/bear/whale people vs ape like fuckers) 3) Reptilian 4) Avian 5) Insectoid/Arthropod 5) Mollusk 6) Jellyfish Feel free to add categories if you think I've missed something.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:43 |
mycomancy posted:Nipple-tortured tardigrades.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:49 |
Aliens looking like us would be worse than God being an old white dude.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:51 |
PawParole posted:god is formless in all western religions. Artistic representation by Christian artists doesn’t equal theology. I want aliens that are bioluminescent flying wheels covered in eyes.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:58 |
Hooplah posted:a formless, ever-shifting irridescent mass composed of billions of microscopic insect-like creatures that all communicate chemically and telepathically and thus act collectively, seeming to be a single thing
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 19:04 |
First contact should be with floating crystalline entities resembling multi-hued snowflakes that vocalize like a glass harmonica.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 19:34 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:16 |
it's from raised by woofs
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 19:46 |