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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Think Less posted:

The Phenomenon documentary on Netflix is pretty good. The Zimbabwe encounter was loving creepy as hell

Edit: guess its not on Netflix anymore. Available elsewhere though

i was gonna check that one out for funsos but then came across that same filmmaker’s completely straight “Billy Meier is totally not a bullshit artist” doco that name drops a noted pedophile and bullshit artist as an authority not even five minutes into the movie

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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I like how in the X Files there was a plot point where real life UFO investigating organization MUFON just turned out to be a clearinghouse to monitor MILAB cases and that's turned out to be pretty much the case in real life.

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This morning at around 7:30 AM my boyfriend and I were going for our morning walk. Upon our return home my boyfriend pointed out a strangely bright orange light emanating from behind a cloud. We observed it for around a minute, and the light itself was undulating growing brighter and quickly fading and returning again. There was a final bright flash, afterwards I heard a disembodied “voice” that came from within my own head. This voice sounded like extremely loud radio static with garbled sounds resembling words, then I saw the clear image of a dead snake which decayed into a skeleton almost like a time lapse, as if it were projected on my eyelids. With that the experience ended. I talked with my boyfriend directly after and he experienced the same thing. Since then we have both been experiencing piercing migraines, accompanied by the same “radio static” we had heard earlier, though the auditory sensation fades in and out.

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I was at [exact location details have been moved to Investigators report section/ CMS/fgc] ... Park beach on Tuesday Feb 16 2021 by two strange men who spoke another language that didn’t even sound foreign. Upon being on the boat I was injected with something into my arm and I felt like I was going in and out of a different energy field. It was calming I didn’t feel any harm I could see the two humans had changed into other beings and woke up on the beach with the police and coast guard a family had called. I had large bruises on my body and a burn/ brand that looks almost like a figure 8. Being in the hospital they couldn’t find anything in my system and I felt as if the staff wasn’t real hospital staff. 2 people in all black came into my room and were taking what looked like Polaroid photos and didn’t say a single word. A few days later I went back to the same hospital and the room and staff did not seem familiar or similar. I have severe PTSD now not knowing exactly what these things were or what happened. I also have photos of bruising and the mark on my back.

Not MiLaby but this is the first time I've seen someone report what could only be described as a protracted Goblin War happening in his backyard

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For years I have been involved with this beings video taping and watching there every day activitys,and I have noticed there unusual ways,and I believe they are in some type of war with each other,the leader seems to be a rebel with limited equipment and very few aircraft his opponents greatly out number him with many aircraft.its hard for me explain them cause they aren't easy to see,but very easily seen on video or pictures.the havehuman apperance,but I don't think that's there natural appearance. I have been fighting with them cause it seems like they are trying to take over my property and want me off it,they understand what I tell them but I don't understand what they tell me I see there saying something to me but don't hear anything.I am sure you are probably thinking I have lost my mind orI am going crazy. They are like from another dimension I have noticed that I can push them and hit them,when I catch them off guard.me and there leader have daily fights.I have been experimenting with various cleaning supply's and insecticides to try and get rid of them,I have to change what I use cause of zfind something that hurts them it only works for that day cause as e if Use it again the next day it no longer has ! Effect on them,.I don't know if this is the place to report this cause TV here not ufo's,and I have ed daily contact with ghem.and I know a lot about tv them and they follow me every where I go.I have many videos of them pictures also..if you were to spend one day with me you would see so many unexplainable events and odd beings that you would find it unbelievable and would not believe it if somebody told you about it,and even if you saw it yourself you would still find it hard to believe.this not a joke.if I am. Contacting the wrong people to report this to,can you tell me who I should be reporting this to.This has been going on for years.it started out seeing unusual animals and now it's this being also the last 3 years.i have no mental issues,I am not on drugs or drunk.And you will see them also maybe not at first but I can show you what to look for and once you see one you'll know what look for and start to see more, of them.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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drat, he's got that same terminal dope face disease scott walker and john delaney have

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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oh trust me navy's already got the aircraft angle covered, they're just not showoffs like the Air Force

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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tokin opposition posted:



I am also accepting invitations to alien cuddle parties

the asexuality or agender nature of these guys is uh heavily exaggerated

androgynous is perhaps more accurate a descriptor for most of distinguished groups

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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funnily enough a plasma bubble is seemingly just another kind of balloon

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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PawParole posted:

this is wild. I honestly am starting to believe that there’s something here.

interesting, iirc the classic "top UFO speed" has usually been billed at like 9,000 mph and using that figure Jacques Vallee calculated decades back that they'd require (assuming they're some physical vehicle) the energy equivalent of one nuclear reactor

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Delta-Wye posted:

thank u mr trump for disclosure



yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, hell yes, yes, yes, yes

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Delta-Wye posted:

alright im convinced def 100% clearly truly aliens hypertardigrades from ~*~space~*~

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1395161019832545285

broke: one billion Americans

woke: one billion alien emigres

one of my bull session hypotheses was that if UFOS and their inhabitants are extraterrestrials, then they are some of the last of their kind, effectively refugees just hiding on or around Earth and only peeking out when they need something

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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always a little miffed by “biblically accurate angels” because while most of the time they are indeed hosed up weirdos other times, particularly those that Lot met before Sodom got Yahweh’d, they’re just as human looking as anyone else.

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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The Saucer Hovers posted:

the most respected elder statesman of the field, a man who spielberg himself portrayed as the french indiana jones of ufos, the sexy grey fox science early vc richman himself...

is a devoted rosicrutian magician whos theory on what the saucers actually are is functionally inseparable from angels and demons

and hes probably right

it was very weird indeed when I found a digitized archive to some sorcerer’s magazine where in an interview with Vallee he likens his beliefs on magic to informational theory and computer science

like everyone’s quiet most of the time on where they’re dipping their toes

I was as surprised to find a rave quote by Carl Sagan on a printed collection of John Keel articles, only knowing of Sagan as a pariah in the UFO field for ditching UFO support in favor of Big Science

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 06:37 on May 21, 2021

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