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They blew up one of the balloons and billions of tormented souls are currently raining down upon Montana
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A mysterious and possibly nefarious balloon from the Communist Orient is the most terrifying possible thing to an American
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Feb 4, 2023 02:13
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Ok so we are just shooting down all the UFOs now bc they might be communist balloons
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Feb 10, 2023 23:30
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Yeah the greys are little wimpy rear end freaks I could definitely fight one and I think that's the reason they've been hiding this whole time
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Feb 10, 2023 23:40
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Chinese alien craft
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Feb 11, 2023 00:04
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A Funeral for a Grey
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Feb 11, 2023 00:13
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I'm getting in da bunker
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Feb 11, 2023 02:01
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So am I taking up arms with greys or PLA paratroopers tomorrow morning
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Feb 11, 2023 02:22
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They better not interfere with the Superbowl
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Feb 11, 2023 03:09
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Celexi posted:guys i'm I reading right Yeah
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Feb 11, 2023 04:03
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China has given us a great gift of content with that balloon
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Feb 11, 2023 05:08
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Ok who's idea was it to start shooting down UFOs? Let em be imo
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Feb 12, 2023 01:35
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LITTLE GREY MEN found on the ice! LITTLE GREY COCKS blown CLEAN OFF and unable to be recovered
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Feb 12, 2023 01:42
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I'd like to thank xi jinping for kicking off a series of such great content
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Feb 12, 2023 01:43
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Lmao, pretty cool whatever tf it is
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Feb 12, 2023 01:51
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They just recovered one little grey penis in Alaska
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Feb 12, 2023 02:12
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Why would aliens go anywhere but the US? Especially with the Superbowl on Sunday?
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Feb 12, 2023 02:24
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"slightly different in profile" to a Volkswagen Beetle ??
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Feb 12, 2023 02:59
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My boys and I have been floating up junk cars for a while now and I'm really nervous
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Feb 12, 2023 03:04
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Slavvy posted:21st century American computer touchers are by and large absolute monsters wtf are you on about Wrong we're kind of the culmination of a billion years of history and the Shepards of God's Flock
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Feb 12, 2023 03:44
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Centrist Committee posted:this makes me v uncomfortable Don't worry the mind is a product of consciousness and not the other way around
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Feb 12, 2023 03:50
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No!!!!
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Feb 12, 2023 05:21
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BALLOON WARS
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Feb 12, 2023 15:13
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lmao at the F22s air kills being a balloon and a bunch of UFOs
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Feb 12, 2023 16:20
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kill those fuckers. get em outta here
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Feb 12, 2023 16:20
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Koirhor posted:
these dudes think china is planning on invading the us
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Feb 12, 2023 16:26
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Yeah China is definitely known for provoking other countries into war, I guess if you're all in on yellow scare that makes sense
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Feb 12, 2023 22:18
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Lmao an octagon you cant just announce stuff like this
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Feb 12, 2023 22:50
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drat that's a good one
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Feb 13, 2023 05:03
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:horse poo poo Yeah bs, we have plenty of f22s
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Feb 14, 2023 03:19
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:John Kirby on the news is saying they "still haven't recovered any debris" this morning maybe theres a better way other than firing missiles at them
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Feb 14, 2023 14:46
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:what if Gravity holds as a force over time so it keeps you stuck to the planet while you time travel, hmm? what then?? gravity isnt a force numb nuts
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Feb 14, 2023 18:36
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A MIRACLE posted:I had the concept of eternal damnation in hellfire drilled into me from a very young age and am basically terrified of dying It's ok goon may I offer the Reddit theory of mind: you can keep your egocentrism and idea of your Self as the seat of consciousness and instead of heaven/hell you are condemned to eternal void forever and ever
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Feb 17, 2023 15:59
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They're putting rogue Balloon hobbyists to death now hope you're happy
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Feb 17, 2023 18:27
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We have nuclear drones
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Feb 17, 2023 20:12
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It's considered extremely rude to acknowledge the existence of orbs
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Feb 18, 2023 16:31
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Argh just got sucked off by one of these things. How do I avoid this?
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Feb 18, 2023 20:10
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Lmao
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Feb 21, 2023 20:03
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Sucked off by worm hole
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Mar 25, 2023 18:47
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declassify the quantum teledildonics NOW
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Jul 14, 2023 20:44
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