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sharknado slashfic)
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maybe we should try shooting the ufos with our big boy guns, just a thought
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:23 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:01 |
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there are no aliens visiting earth and this is just a dumb psyop to distract you from the imminent destruction of the atmosphere by methane
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:40 |
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while ingesting hallucinogens I realized that domesticated dogs were actually ancient aliens sent here to guide our spiritual development, it was a beautiful insight.
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:11 |
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Marx Headroom posted:oh good its not just me going "holy poo poo its that guy" like every episode that's because the xfiles was a cia op
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 00:36 |
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I'm hoping that the chinese did some incredible espionage to get all the morons in the US MIC to believe they had invented antigravity but it's actually just balloons
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:46 |
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mastershakeman posted:now loving harry reid has an oped in NYT about all this. i do not understand the press push everyone in the government is ancient and senile. that should tell you something.
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 00:04 |
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whatever happened to mass suicides
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 06:03 |
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dear cspam, how do i join the military industrial complex? the secret one that's full of fascists. tia.
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# ¿ May 25, 2021 21:08 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Is there a case of something classified being kept secret from the president? I am assuming Eisenhower and Kennedy signed off on like MKULTRA. how would anyone that wasn't allen dulles know that
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# ¿ May 25, 2021 22:06 |
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why is hypersonic important ooh you can go really fast, who cares
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 17:23 |
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Delta-Wye posted:yes, duh, ofc. you have a big ol smooth brain, congrats on figuring it out. The brains of the people that run the NYT and the cia and all of the ruling class have rotted due to hypercapitalism and now they see aliens and russian death rays everywhere they look
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 17:06 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:The classified version of the report is starting to circulate within ~the government and one of the only conclusions it's solid on is ruling out misidentification of US black projects, which was one of the only plausible mundane explanations for events like the Nimitz tic-tac. I am skeptical that anyone in the us government can rule out anything that is being done anywhere. There are trillions of dollars sloshing around.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 01:50 |
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aliens are stored in the balls
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 03:26 |
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lol this entire thread is fortnite viral marketing, sorry but you got played
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 18:56 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:pretty sure this is the executive branch calling in every goddamn favor they can to soften the blow hilary clinton said she would reveal the aliens if she was elected. they knew this was coming and when it was coming.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 17:38 |
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maryland has mountains now?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 18:28 |
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I want to see borg queen bezos with the tits and all that
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 04:46 |
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Vernii posted:IMO one of the bad scenarios that occurs to me is that the government admits aliens exist but there's genuinely been no contact with them or anything else known about them. the birth of many new religions
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 05:28 |
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Paradoxish posted:Keeping any kind of plane a secret for thirty years really doesn't make any sense tbh They control everything they are incredibly powerful
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 03:05 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:Lsd is way ficking better than shroomies sorry Lsd is a cia/nazi mind control drug, no way you should put that poo poo in your head
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 22:59 |
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A MIRACLE posted:ive never done dmt before is it cool it's very cool
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 21:09 |
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Bideo James posted:one problem we do present ourselves with alien life and the technology they hold over us right now is that someone, somewhere when disclosure happens is immediately going to make a religion out of the situation and try to treat these things as gods. if they exist they are literally gods
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 22:08 |
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Inspector Hound posted:I saw someone say this on Twitter and it really only made me wonder again why that would even be bad good question, why is it bad for the military to have more money?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 17:07 |
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did you ever think about how we're actually the aliens to the aliens
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 02:01 |
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we need to disclose ourselves, our minds
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 02:08 |
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john mcaffee is with the aliens now this is your chance bezos, pull the trigger
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 21:09 |
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just make sure you do NOT have any clothes on at any point tomorrow, or things could get messy
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 05:42 |
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let's infect the aliens with our mimetic fascism
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 06:13 |
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oh my god
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 17:52 |
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they identified a balloon
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 21:41 |
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they have decided to use machine learning
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 21:44 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I'm begging ya'll again to watch this interview: oh so this is where lsd came from
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 04:29 |
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australians just have the most baby brained ideas about american politics it's pathetic
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 06:16 |
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did you find em yet
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 03:21 |
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A MIRACLE posted:Timeline was a sick book too everyone should read that They changed in a locker room. Stern watched the other men. "How exactly do we, uh . . ." "You want to know how you dress in the fourteenth century?" Marek said. "It's simple." Marek had stripped off all his clothes and was walking around naked, relaxed. The man was bulging with muscles. Stern felt intimidated as he slowly took off his trousers.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 04:10 |
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we're more closely related to mushrooms than birds
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 04:11 |
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what are you folks doing to get ready for sunday?
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 04:16 |
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WEH posted:Abduction experiences are too numerous to be discounted as bullshit, imo. There is/was something going on there and there's a whole lot of room to discuss what actually is going on, but it's not just people making poo poo up yeah it's not making poo poo up, it's the human government kidnapping and mindfucking people
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 03:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kYT7NhL63A
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 02:24 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:01 |
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we have the neo-cia now, it's different
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 02:42 |