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Good Soldier Svejk posted:99 red scare balloons
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 14:06 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:45 |
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The Chinese are actually hiding in the attic
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 14:37 |
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This is it. This is the pivotal moment.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 00:07 |
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I think it's a balloon
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 02:23 |
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An ALIEN balloon
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 02:23 |
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Marathoning all 19 seasons of Ancient Aliens. Will report back when I figure out what the hell is going on.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 00:52 |
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Season 18 of Ancient Aliens is the best place to start right now btw
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 01:29 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Biden's schedule has him having a black tie dinner with all the governors right now so... that's something The president and all the governors in one place at the same time? Oh no
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 01:55 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So I guess our planes just stop working after dark pilots are tired gotta sleep. They'll do it tomorrow.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 02:30 |
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Mods please embed thanks https://youtu.be/sBQ9yToAsFU
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 02:38 |
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mastershakeman posted:Which xfiles should I watch tonight The one about the aliens
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 02:56 |
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Hahaha jesus christ
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 15:20 |
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Why would an undergrad be crying about a PhD project that doesn't make any sense
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 16:04 |
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Ok but are the Chinese and Argentinian reports actually real?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 16:35 |
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Is this gonna turn out like the Pacific garbage patch?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 18:04 |
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This whole thread rn https://youtu.be/Qssvnjj5Moo
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 23:37 |
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To be fair it would be pretty difficult to fly across much of the US without flying in proximity to sensitive military sites. They are literally everywhere.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 23:51 |
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Vernii posted:The thing that doesn't make sense to me if these objects are actually extraterrestrial is that their flight behavior doesn't seem at all to match the volume of incident descriptions with incredible maneuvers and speeds. Basically untouchable. Ran out of space batteries
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 15:51 |
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Different cultures are going to filter their observations of unexplained phenomena through whatever popular lens they have. Scandinavians probably have high reports of gnome sightings compared to the rest of the world, for example.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 16:01 |
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Nothing much, MUFON with you?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 17:14 |
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Maybe the Pentagon just recognizes the value of well built suspense.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 20:38 |
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This is simply a normal, everyday response to sky trash.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 21:10 |
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Semisomnum posted:Much like how the alien invaders in M. Night Shyamalan's documentary "Signs" are defeated by a mundane, ubiquitous thing like water; these aliens are completely foiled by door locks. Sidewinder missiles... my only weakness. How did you know?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 23:06 |
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Loving how the reporter wakes up just in time to deliver the story
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 15:48 |
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Objurium posted:hadn't seen this posted yet. "used car lot balloons"
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 19:55 |
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D-Pad posted:Nope. This seems like one of those "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" things where you can make a really compelling case to the average person but still be wrong. I have not watched the videos.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 20:12 |
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D-Pad posted:I mean if you know of a way to carve granite to within a thousandth of an inch precision on curved surfaces and with everything aligned to the same degree in relation to each other using the tools we know to be available 5,000 years ago you should let everybody know because that would be a really big deal. I don't know the first thing about that! And that's why it's easy to make a case to me that it's impossible.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 20:25 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:If you want to get in on some of that good good conspiracy thinking https://youtu.be/g-nMGtaAoXw
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 22:51 |
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Vox Nihili posted:https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/weather-balloons-hundreds-turns/story?id=97082985 "Each flight lasts around two hours" Hmm
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 23:37 |
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Not surprising that there's a lot of air activity right now considering at least one branch of the military is currently being accused of big time slacking off.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 14:11 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1626235199779667968?s=20 God if they don't want people to speculate about things then why are they being so loving weird about it
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 16:21 |
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Paradoxish posted:Honestly I don't find that statement particularly weird. I'm willing to bet the air force is feeding them the same mysterious "could be anything!" lines, which you can easily interpret as something weird happening or "we hosed up really bad and we're desperately trying not to tell the adults how badly we hosed up." It's the "They're ready for it. They can handle it." part that seems weird to me, like he's addressing the idea that the truth could cause mass confusion or panic. It doesn't seem like something you need to say if you're just annoyed that they're being slow to release findings or tightlipped about security secrets.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 16:42 |
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Doomer kills the mood. Keep hope alive.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 13:49 |
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Barry Foster posted:For real, though, the sky snakes are contrails oh, a contrail. no conspiracies about contrails or anything.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 19:36 |
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endocriminologist posted:I think probably might be a good idea to stop filling the sky w trash no.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 14:38 |
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Sometimes a flying cigar is just a flying cigar
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 15:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFTm9vmZDI
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2023 01:19 |
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So is earth like a planet-scale Severance?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 18:34 |
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gonna be bold here and say it's fake unless someone can produce the original video
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 20:13 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:45 |
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Oh it's a moon thing all right..
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 00:48 |