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raymond palmer, a four foot tall hunchbacked individual
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 16:33 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:41 |
my bony fealty posted:communion scared the poo poo out of me when I read it as a kid my bony fealty posted:communion scared the poo poo out of me when I read it as a kid my bony fealty posted:communion scared the poo poo out of me when I read it as a kid my bony fealty posted:communion scared the poo poo out of me when I read it as a kid
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 16:51 |
went on a journey to discover whitleys secret school and all i found was this weird hill with part of an old staircase
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 16:55 |
Is that someone there?
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 16:57 |
imagine thinking that flying saucers were popularized by roswell what the hell have you been doing with your life son
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 17:05 |
Dr. Killjoy posted:i was gonna check that one out for funsos but then came across that same filmmaker’s completely straight “Billy Meier is totally not a bullshit artist” doco that name drops a noted pedophile and bullshit artist as an authority not even five minutes into the movie my god the col. wendle resurrection project was completed?1?
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 17:24 |
jarofpiss posted:there are lots of humans that have to study worms and bugs and germs because they can't get laid. why would it be any different for aliens what if they dont gently caress
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 18:05 |
Gods_Butthole posted:This works for me too well then may i introduce you to "bigfeet are just neanderthal ghosts" its like saying bigfoot is from the past
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:12 |
how the gently caress are you gonna bring up carla turner and not milabs saucer newbies itt smdh
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:35 |
Maximo Roboto posted:kinda unnecessary when we live in an age where everything already serves as a distraction the entire narrative is added value across multiple vectors my brother in posts, including any distraction
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:48 |
my calcified pineal gland has many structural similarities with the bigfoot crystal temples and thats why im so in tune with their various comings, goings
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:58 |
Maximo Roboto posted:what if UFOs are the manifestation of mankind's collective unconsciousness and the powers that be need to remind people about them ever so often to keep them operational get out of here with this jungian garbage
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 19:59 |
Think Less posted:I guess if what Reid says there is true, it just further proves that the executive branch is the only branch with real power look into the history of nitinol and titanium mining if youre actually broke brained enough to be interested in this subject
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:03 |
omg wizard pedophile fan spotted
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:04 |
Maximo Roboto posted:so-called "Bigfoot" are just an invasive species of Yeti that was introduced to the Pacific Northwest by Ahnenerbe researchers via Imperial Japanese midget submarines this right here makes so much more sense than land bridge theory
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:05 |
heres a fun fact if nitinol engineering had actually taken off we could be powering the world with the waste heat of our electronics rn
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:07 |
Maximo Roboto posted:while staying at a hotel I saw a History Channel Bigfoot show that suggested they were just sightings of local Native American shamans on spirit quest initiation type activities dressed up in furs and acting erratically because of ritual fasting. tbh the existence of dozens of extant tribes secretly still engaged in such rites and scaring random white people would be just as cool as the existence of a primordial cryptid. to be fair this is a common cross cultural ritual folks across ethnicities indulge in. best case scenario by far folks are just wild and loose with their "skinwalker" talk
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:12 |
i love you but i was gifted this av the only truly successful drone hoax so far was a jetpack man...flying carpet man has a lot more style my favorite academic pet theory is that dragons were born from descriptions of rainbows
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:22 |
Gods_Butthole posted:Woah woah woah, backup. What's this about pedophiles? Is loving Jung going to be ruined for me too? I haven't gotten around to reading the Red Book yet and the experience is going to be ruined if I find out it was written by a chomo. just accusations and theories nothing concrete- youre probably safe to enjoy his big honkin picturebook
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:57 |
Delta-Wye posted:looks like a dork and writes for a silly site, but he does actually do ok uap reporting all things considered you may be thinking of brett tingey
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# ¿ May 18, 2021 01:49 |
all the form changing meta materials and frictonless plasma bubbles in the world arent as interesting as elusive companions that have always been here but we lack the perceptive ability to comprehend
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 16:58 |
really though shape changing orange orbs are (among) the most common modern ufos reported and thats pretty much exactly how a plasma bubble would look. in the before times you could pay to go up a mountain near enough to groom lake to seem them projecting plasma bubbles into the atmosphere- they did the tests the same time every week folks sold tickets what was done to the sheehan family is extremely cspam The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 17:11 on May 19, 2021 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 17:09 |
Danger posted:so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo.
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 22:09 |
lol
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 23:09 |
i wish i could put one of those anti grey alien stickers from the 90s on your post
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 23:18 |
before the abduction narrative alphabet soup was messing with the contactee narrative and possibly inserting their own people as personalities in the field i wouldnt be surprised if raymond palmer ended up being a patriotic stooge being fed his supper and richard shaver some useful protoMK victim
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 23:38 |
Zisky posted:For real can't we just have fun speculating? I'm so loving bored. broke: anything else woke: star men in metal boats
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 23:41 |
Jetto Jagga posted:Also, the Shaver stories are crazy horny but I don't know if that was Shaver's thing or Palmer who punched them up for publication. Lots of sexy snake ladies and so on. i like the cut of your jib, re-reg
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 23:56 |
Jetto Jagga posted:I literally registered for the first time ever to post UFO stuff in the Epstein thread well then either youre my new handler or we should be buddies
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 00:29 |
holy moley someone other than aaron gulyas just said dr leo sprinkle
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 02:19 |
Delta-Wye posted:hard to touch this sort of subject without your crank poo poo alarms going off, but making hypothesis and then verifying them with evidence is literally science and i appreciate their approach. yes but i also just read the sentence "Consider the elegance of what we just did." edit: "This is an important point and we have never seen anyone mention it before. UAPs should generally change their apparent shape as they maneuver." rl lol The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 21:44 on May 20, 2021 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 21:41 |
Gods_Butthole posted:I think it's generally impossible for anyone to take this stuff seriously without being a little off their nut. its a good presentation but the author does not get/care they have reinvented the wheel here
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 22:01 |
all the sightings kidz have the fonz to thank for itMythical Moderate posted:I saw the Phoenix Lights. I WANT TO BELIEVE
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 00:28 |
my stepdads beer posted:https://amp.tmz.com/2021/05/20/senator-martin-heinrich-ufo-uap-sightings-technology-too-advanced-humans-aliens/?__twitter_impression=true thats the calm, confident smirk of a man whos finally getting to do some fun propaganda
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 01:49 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's coordinated misinformation
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 01:51 |
god loving drat it if i have to sit through bluebeam
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 01:51 |
the most respected elder statesman of the field, a man who spielberg himself portrayed as the french indiana jones of ufos, the sexy grey fox science early vc richman himself... is a devoted rosicrutian magician whos theory on what the saucers actually are is functionally inseparable from angels and demons and hes probably right
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 03:27 |
Chamale posted:And who developed this high-altitude balloon program for a cereals company thread is going places there should be paperclip shaped marshmallows edit: im dumb and misread that still insane The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 05:57 on May 21, 2021 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:54 |
go on an git dat lillith
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 20:57 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:41 |
lol "tony" boas
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 21:29 |