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https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1393281339525255168 rad poo poo
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May 17, 2021 09:51
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https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ufo-military-intelligence-60-minutes-2021-05-16/quote:We have tackled many strange stories on 60 Minutes, but perhaps none like this. It's the story of the U.S. government's grudging acknowledgment of unidentified aerial phenomena— UAP—more commonly known as UFOs. After decades of public denial the Pentagon now admits there's something out there, and the U.S. Senate wants to know what it is. The intelligence committee has ordered the director of national intelligence and the secretary of defense to deliver a report on the mysterious sightings by next month.
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May 17, 2021 09:54
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blatman posted:probably ya but have u considered that it would be a good plot twist for late 2021 Naw, they're sick voyeurs turning our planet into a reality TV show https://reddit.com/r/truehistoryofearth b-roll should be good  Espionage drones/balloons/etc make for a simpler and likelier explanation, especially considering that would be a perfect place to observe US forces & hardware doing maneuvers. Any explanation that isn't a straight up fabrication is super interesting, imho.
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May 17, 2021 11:18
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Monowhatever posted:I don't understand why a species of intelligent life, that would have had to figure out FTL travel, would waste time looking at this doomed backwater world two thirds of the way out from the galactic core. It's an infinite universe, which means an infinite number of middle managers to give busywork to.
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May 17, 2021 17:13
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Atrocious Joe posted:The CIA and its precursors loved setting up vampire attacks in South East Asia. that only works because people in southeast asia are stupid and superstitious and will believe ridiculous things *posts more ufo videos*
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May 17, 2021 18:42
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looking forward to humans, having learned nothing from history, selling manhattan to aliens for a few space beads.
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May 17, 2021 21:59
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https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/40054/adversary-drones-are-spying-on-the-u-s-and-the-pentagon-acts-like-theyre-ufos Adversary Drones Are Spying On The U.S. And The Pentagon Acts Like They're UFOs TYLER ROGOWAY quote:We may not know the identities of all the mysterious craft that American military personnel and others have been seeing in the skies as of late, but I have seen more than enough to tell you that it is clear that a very terrestrial adversary is toying with us in our own backyard using relatively simple technologies—drones and balloons—and making off with what could be the biggest intelligence haul of a generation. While that may disappoint some who hope the origins of all these events are far more exotic in nature, the strategic implications of these bold operations, which have been happening for years, undeterred, are absolutely massive. pack it up alie-lures, the adults are back in the room
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May 17, 2021 23:21
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Zisky posted:"Sure look like Chinese drones to me!" says guy on a car blog site. looks like a dork and writes for a silly site, but he does actually do ok uap reporting all things considered 
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May 18, 2021 01:48
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May 18, 2021 02:39
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The Saucer Hovers posted:you may be thinking of brett tingey maaaaaaybe
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May 18, 2021 04:02
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Pooky posted:
this is both pointing towards the "we've developed secret flying saucers" hypothesis and the "bunch of spooky bastards are making up ufo stories for some... reason" hypothesis, i love it.
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May 18, 2021 04:21
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curious what dumdums are saying on the teevee, here is the title to jimmy kimmel videoquote:Biden’s Venmo Revealed, UFOs Definitely Exist & Exclusive Look at The Bachelorette Men yeah, that's basically the level of response i would expect from the general public. hum, ok, aliens exist. interesting, what's on tomorrow night?
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May 18, 2021 07:48
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TeenageArchipelago posted:The more of these news reports that I see, the more that I am buying the take that this whole media push is just trying to get more space force funding lmao navy wants their piece of the pie 
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May 18, 2021 18:02
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son-of-the-cia & former president (not that one, the other one) talking about ufos https://twitter.com/CrewcutYoutube/status/1394668533150359558
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May 18, 2021 20:16
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Bilirubin posted:not going to lie, I'm finding some of these stories pretty fun to speculate about. Zimbabwe, the 350 or so students and teachers in Australia, all seeing wacky poo poo. I like Shag Harbor, lots of witnesses that give it the vibe of something happening for sure. it feels like there is probably a 'boring' terrestrial explanation but if so, what secret aviation/space program was it??
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May 18, 2021 20:47
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lmao that'd be awesome but I'm afraid not https://medium.com/the-true-crime-edition/the-omaha-pedophile-network-63705acd15a1
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May 19, 2021 02:03
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Danger posted:so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo. wow, thats pretty hosed up of 60 minutes to do
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May 19, 2021 22:04
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Mecha Gojira posted:Guess we'll find out in the next war! After all, the stealth fighters were the star of Gulf War 1 and Drones for Gulf War 2. Can't wait to see what Gulf War 3 gives us! turns out it is chinese lanterns, sorry op
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May 19, 2021 23:06
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:you're all really harshing the positive alien buzz this thread had going you know My fav explanation for the Nimitz encounter is literally no one knows, it's by far the funniest. for what we spend on the military, we get precious little of actualized value. Still vibing on the little green men explanation too tho, good poo poo considering the overt disclosure happening. i want the others to come clean with all the recorded WW2 foofighter footage they must have took, would be great to watch.
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May 19, 2021 23:24
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one of my favorite xfiles episodes has a air force (iirc) snatch&grab fake grey crew abducted by real aliens, i haven't seen the ep in forever but i still chuckle at the idea. edit: https://www.vidio.com/watch/260834-the-x-files-season-3-episode-20?page=7 @ 20:30 lol ALL HAIL LORD KINBOAT Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 23:57 on May 19, 2021 |
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May 19, 2021 23:52
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that ticking timebomb of insanity, his quest into the unknown has so warped his psyche, one shudders to think how he receives pleasures from life
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May 20, 2021 00:00
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Zisky posted:Okay so assuming it's not a psyop or an anomaly, what then? the most interesting acceleration is recorded with the radar, and most of those crazy m/s or m/s^2 values are based on a single object going from low altitude to high altitude but there are lots of easier explanations. if they are artificial radar targets that can be enabled/disabled (say, quickly reconfigure their shape to change the response) several going on/off at the right rate would confuse the operator who would see one object displace a large distance in a short amount of time. lots of more abstract EW approaches too, ofc. https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/29505/the-navys-secretive-nemesis-electronic-warfare-capability-will-change-naval-combat-forever suspiciously, none of the (official) videos show that crazy of movement to me
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May 20, 2021 03:22
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the beauty is if its real, we'll just keep getting more and more solid evidence. in the soft disclosure explanation, it seems like rolling out every so slightly more convincing evidence bit-by-bit so you can "flatten" the panic curve is the approach underway  other than being hard to believe on it's face, lots of things happening appear to point that way.Zisky posted:The instance of a pilot being told to divert to specific coordinates and the "object" instantly disappearing and reappearing on an AEGIS radar 60 miles away at the coordinates the pilot was ordered to seems a little crazy. I mean at some point occam's razor comes into play here. Yes, if you believe the eye-witness testimony. I feel like that is more compelling than the released videos so far and even though fravor talks a big game about how much he likes to pretend to be a UFO, i haven't seen any specific reason to doubt their claims. Most of the other things (even the cockpit photos) make more sense as spycraft, but the stuff they saw is relatively unusual based on their description.
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May 20, 2021 03:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eco2s3-0zsQ&t=2934s this loving guy, he always gets this stupid loving grin on his face when he's loving with people... or on 60 minutes 
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May 20, 2021 03:37
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Mola Yam posted:what do you think thread. this is a stab at a possibility space of descriptions, not explanations (so no reasons WHY it would be one of these things) im now convinced its hypertardigrades thanks
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May 20, 2021 04:40
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thank u mr trump for disclosure
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May 20, 2021 05:49
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https://www.uaptheory.com/ the breakdown of the puerto rico ufo is pretty fun, they make a reasonable guess for the effects you'd expect from a gravity drive of some kind and then inspect the video for evidence.
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May 20, 2021 05:52
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alright im convinced def 100% clearly truly https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1395161019832545285
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May 20, 2021 06:05
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seeing how it's being promoted by tucker carlson and marco loving rubio of all people, yes it is definitely the stupidest loving psyop of all time
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May 20, 2021 06:31
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bottom pole dark top pole bright species dumb like all miscalculation with fuel
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May 20, 2021 07:05
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broke: taking duolingo to learn mandarin in order to prepare for our chinese uav overlords woke: taking telelingo to learn telepathy to talk with aliens 
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May 20, 2021 07:10
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Bideo James posted:he was black with white socks, just a lil guy too. ya'll got a hog problem from the sounds of it lol
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May 20, 2021 19:47
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https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/2624549/pentagon-press-secretary-holds-an-off-camera-press-briefing/quote:Q: Thank you. CBS recently ...
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May 20, 2021 20:05
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Gods_Butthole posted:This seems pretty compelling, but my "crank poo poo" alarms start going off whenever I see people writing about quantum entanglement effects. Not that I know that they're absolutely wrong, but it's one of those topics people tend to say more about than they have a right to. hard to touch this sort of subject without your crank poo poo alarms going off, but making hypothesis and then verifying them with evidence is literally science and i appreciate their approach.
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May 20, 2021 21:34
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Mythical Moderate posted:I saw the Phoenix Lights. I WANT TO BELIEVE c'mon goon, don't leave me hanging. what happened? such a weird thing and ive never been able to ask questions of someone who saw it.
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May 21, 2021 01:05
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my bony fealty posted:Marfa lights are one of the weirdest things I've seen, I was expecting to be like "eh whatever ots obviously headlights" but they turned out yo be genuinely strange and I couldn't make heads or tails of what they are i have somehow never heard of this, or don't remember at least. what did it look like in person? the handful of youtube videos ive found are pretty odd, but its all vhs grainy poo poo
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May 21, 2021 01:53
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The Saucer Hovers posted:god loving drat it if i have to sit through bluebeam its hilarious - alien rollout is making me doubt the reality of cv19 lmao whats even real 
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May 21, 2021 01:55
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posting is the only thing that is real
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May 21, 2021 01:56
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Mythical Moderate posted:My experience was pretty much the same as the guy in video below except I was on the other side of valley in one of Phoenix's suburbs. Given how light polluted Phoenix is, they were easily visible from 20ish miles from downtown Phoenix. thats a good video, thats the stuff i remember from day of or so. ive seen some other videos since that looked different than i remembered, and some stories talking about how there were actually two events that night but it always felt very revisionist. Riot Bimbo posted:Life is getting real god damned weird for sure. 
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May 21, 2021 02:08
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Mythical Moderate posted:My experience was pretty much the same as the guy in video below except I was on the other side of valley in one of Phoenix's suburbs. Given how light polluted Phoenix is, they were easily visible from 20ish miles from downtown Phoenix. so in his video, the lights appeared to be below the mountain line. from your perspective, you'd be able to tell they weren't actually on the mountain i guess? i gotta admit, that video does kind of look like someone is flying right-to-left dropping flares or skydivers (a new thing i see regularly now) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvKLeaPWPyw&t=47s neat though, it takes me back and i feel like it needs narration by the unsolved mysteries guy
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May 21, 2021 02:13
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