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im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Sleekly posted:

thats so fitting lol, all the thought put into Voyager records and info but if you want to really know monke check out this radioactive hunk of warped lead

Also, we went all the way to Mars to draw an erect penis with testicles on the surface.

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im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Nuclearmonkee posted:

The most believable part is the US government trying to shoot ET down to steal poo poo so we can use their tech to maintain world dominance. Taking something via violence is American as gently caress.

The US government was infiltrated by aliens. Unfortunately, it was the Pakleds.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

gileadexile posted:

Thanks for keeping it weird UFO thread.

I don't really read this thread very often, but I find the topic really interesting, and this thread has what I think is the right balance of "This poo poo is soooooo cool!!" vs "Show me the solid evidence before I fully believe".

I've never actually seen anything anomalous in the skies, which is actually kind of disappointing, since in my old job, I used to drive long distances at night fairly often, and I always hoped to see one. (Of course, that could be because I get really nervous about driving at night, and was appropriately hyperfixated on what was in front of me)

In February, I joined the February Album Writing Month challenge, and wrote a 14 song album (14 songs in 28 days is the challenge). This is the song I made on that one Friday in February. I think it's appropriate. https://soundcloud.com/the_door_is_scary/005-unrecovered

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

PokeJoe posted:

my highschool art teacher called me an indigo child. what he actually meant was i had untreated adhd

When I was a kid, the term was "hyperactive".

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

platzapS posted:

is john michael godier in on it
what's his angle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSEDRWXZZw

I've been watching this guy's videos for years. He's skeptical, and it's not aliens until it's aliens, but he doesn't rule anything out.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

tithin posted:

My friends, aliens are real?
No, money back!

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

These need to be album covers.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
gently caress it. I'm going to post the song I made that day in February where this poo poo was all blowing up. https://soundcloud.com/the_door_is_scary/005-unrecovered and if you don't like it, wait a few seconds for it to scroll off the page.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Paramemetic posted:

Bob Lazar had his entire past amputated after an exposure to a NHI UAP but he was a contractor so he gets nothing, typical

I wonder if it got filmed and used for blackmail.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bx2V_23HnU

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

This guy must be sooooo loving happy right now



Raelly raelly happy.

edit: Wait a Christing minute... I thought I misread that - did someone say "room temperature semiconductors"?

im_sorry has issued a correction as of 22:50 on Jul 26, 2023

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Wheeee posted:

free energy, for the wealthy to sell to you

Some rear end in a top hat is going to use it to mine Bitcoin.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

netizen posted:

I'm much more interested in the bodies.

Horny is prohibited.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

mags posted:

dude everything is on fire right now

planet’s dyin’

they’re probably here to watch it go down lol

They're lurking in the biosphere collapse thread.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

D-Pad posted:

It at least implies there is a decent chance that there is other life out there that is DNA based which has not previously been taken as a given

So you're saying that the origin story of humanity as told in the liner notes of an early GWAR album whose name eludes me could actually be true?

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Barry Foster posted:

Anything GWAR have ever told you is absolutely true. They were Disclosure before disclosure was a thing.

Including "Now my hand grasps my throbbing root and shant unclasp. Go to the head of the class, as I madly stroke my flaccid shaft"?

About summarizes my reaction to all this disclosure, only without the flaccid part.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

SKULL.GIF posted:

I have absolutely no fear of being wrong

It's not bad to be wrong. Even when you're wrong, it's interesting to find out just how wrong you actually were.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

ArmZ posted:

I was never on the UFO/UAP joint but this thread has shown me the light. thank you.

I told my mom about these UAP hearings, and it turns out that my grandpa was a bird watcher.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
I don't know... I think that the surest sign that there isn't an afterlife has to be the fact that my little brother hasn't somehow figured out a way to prank me from there yet.

Don't worry Nick... your computer is still being used, but all of the data storage was taken out and locked away. I'm still wondering what I should do with the drives... but regardless, your browser history is safe.

(Also, the fact that he isn't raging from the afterlife about me using his computer to browse these forums.. he used to play EVE Online, and his corp had a massive, massive grudge against Goonfleet for some reason, and he hated goons forever after that, so I kept my membership secret)

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
Here's another one. I did this a couple years or so ago. https://spacehoers.bandcamp.com/track/a-strange-light-in-the-distance

It was just the reflection from a radio tower, but for a brief moment, I thought it was an actual damned bird.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

papersack posted:

Are there any playlists on Spotify that can get you started down the hemisync route?

"Hey, Ma, pass the hemisync!"

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
This song has nothing to do with UFOs, but Frankie the tortoise is kind of saucer shaped. https://soundcloud.com/the_door_is_scary/taking-a-cute-photo-of-my-tortoise

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Bilirubin posted:

what is yours today? I've been alternating between hooks from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTsPJeNPc-w

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE

(poo poo Youtube is starting to get cranky about my adblocker)

I've been listening to this a lot lately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKGMbHqNp5A - it's my all time favorite album, and I'm not even kidding a little bit.

If it turns out that Glen Hobbs and Luke McGowan were actually talking to actual aliens.......

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

sharknado slashfic posted:

At least this is all validating my fear of flying.

I'm so glad I didn't see this before my wife came back from her overseas trip. It involved an absolute gently caress ton of flying.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
Here's some music I did, with a video of my dirty-rear end aquarium. The song is called "There's someone at the door (and it ain't Jesus)", and features a sample of my dogs and birds going off when someone came to the door (slowed down and distorted to hell, of course).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2RX46VnKec

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

!amicable posted:

i did some drawings featuring birds


I wanna hear this album.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

uber_stoat posted:

mfw the weasel words hit just right.



How did you sneak a camera into my house?

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Riot Bimbo posted:

they better like synthwave because i was singing a Gunship song

I hope they like my music.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

OldAlias posted:

i wanna hear some aitee music there must be some mind bending stuff out there

I'm way too much of a socially awkward hermit to collaborate with humans, but collaborating with J'Rooti might be doable for me.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Gumball Gumption posted:

You can also just enjoy this thread and require hard evidence to believe. I don't believe a lot of the woo stuff but it is incredibly interesting how much we want to believe and how much people do. I consider the possibility of UFO's while also being skeptical of most evidence. But also people have destroyed their lives over their personal belief that they have encountered something and that is incredibly compelling.

I basically follow it like it's pro wrestling, with the added bonus of "there's a small, but non zero, chance it's actually real".

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Inspector Hound posted:

I almost understood the process listening to Laura Mersini-Houghton's Before the Big Bang.

I prefer Shpongle's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsLv6lVyvgw

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I painted a triangle



dunno why... just seemed to fit the space

I *really* want to buy this album.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Coldrice posted:

I need more creepy content, come on grayailures

I can't remember if I posted this here or not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVCFBUZOVs

(it may not be UFO related, but the horse mask is kind of creepy on me)

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

My family had an Intellivision back in the day! (Actually, it was from Radio Shack, and was branded a Tandyvision). Seeing the Burgertime and "ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS cartridge" overlays brought me back about 40 years.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Rickshaw posted:

Yahoo-Wahoo

[ZAP!!]

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

e: sorting out the feathers post-bath


We posting birds in the bird thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9afEIliwhU

Mitri is unimpressed.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Thanks! I've been doing dumb volcas/guitar/bass/sometimes keyboard tracks every so often since September or so. I'm not sure what I should do with them, so I've just been posting them to my Soundcloud page (https://soundcloud.com/the_door_is_scary)

I guess I should post the companion video that was recorded first. No birds in this one, but there's a cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UfhFx45FTQ

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Tekne posted:

we can summon the birds by ringing sacred crystalline geometries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDTxxK3XfYU

I can do it by opening Chiku!'s cage.

He'll fly at my face and bite me. We call him the man seeking dart.

(green cheek/maroon belly cross)

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

That's so cute! When we lived in a city with a nearby bird rescue, they once got a couple rainbow lorikeets. We have a whole flock of birdie buddies already, so we couldn't. Besides... they spray liquid filth at high velocity from the back end, and while you can get cage guards, there's still a large splatter zone.

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im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

speaking of your birdie buddies, if you would grace us with photo(s) of Chiku! I would find this delightful

my Amadeus (as feat. in avatar, profile picture) is a GCC mix too, with black capped conure, I think but am not sure. I'm pretty confident the non-GCC half is not maroon bellied, but having never seen a GCC/MBC hybrid I can't rule it out for sure.....

This is the reaction when I go to change the water and food every morning. Chiku! hates me with the fury of a thousand suns (angry sun conures?), and I think he's convinced Omni I'm an rear end in a top hat too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFk9KLkZUmg

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