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ElectronicOldMen
Jun 18, 2018
Sometimes I get these pimples on my ballsack.

It seems that I don't notice them for ages and then when I finally do they are quite large.

My theory is that due to the relative looseness and elasticity of scrotum skin they are able to grow to a much larger size than a standard pimple.

Please note that I have intended this thread to be specifically about pimples in the scrotal region, but if necessary we can also discuss fordyce spots and pimples that may occur around female ballsacks as well.

No ingrown hair talk please, that is best reserved for the appropriate thread.

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
post balls

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Get a better razor OP hth

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Mnoba posted:

post balls

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what are fordyce spots

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Mine are usually very small, OP. This has NOTHING to do with ball size, mind you.
Post your pimples so we can compare.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I had one I was kid and I was flat out convinced I had cancer

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
It's okay, OP. Your balls are just going to seed.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
I've had a couple only, in my entire life, and they freaked me the gently caress out both times because I thought something was terribly wrong.

ElectronicOldMen
Jun 18, 2018

Armitag3 posted:

Get a better razor OP hth

I feel like it is important to note that I do not shave my balls.

For full disclosure:

These pimples occur quite rarely, maybe once every three to six months.

For size comparison the largest I have had is maybe the size of a quarter of a pea.

I don't particularly mind them as there is a certain satisfaction in popping them.

I have been told that I have the scrotum of an old man, with testicles perhaps slightly larger than average and a quite a large amount of droop.

If I were to stretch the ballsack to the point of pain, the total skin area would probably equate to roughly a saucer.

e: for clarity the skin area described is when viewed from above, taking into account total surface area it would obviously be just over double that amount

ElectronicOldMen fucked around with this message at 12:11 on May 18, 2021

ElectronicOldMen
Jun 18, 2018
I hope this is informative and educational.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
This happens when you let them get too full of pee

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

ElectronicOldMen posted:

I feel like it is important to note that I do not shave my balls.

For full disclosure:

These pimples occur quite rarely, maybe once every three to six months.

For size comparison the largest I have had is maybe the size of a quarter of a pea.

I don't particularly mind them as there is a certain satisfaction in popping them.

I have been told that I have the scrotum of an old man, with testicles perhaps slightly larger than average and a quite a large amount of droop.

If I were to stretch the ballsack to the point of pain, the total skin area would probably equate to roughly a saucer.

That's not normal, wash your balls my friend.

ElectronicOldMen
Jun 18, 2018

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

That's not normal, wash your balls my friend.

no

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Pea is stored on the balls

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have one right now OP, right on the seam too. Itchy as hell.

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I've had a couple only, in my entire life, and they freaked me the gently caress out both times because I thought something was terribly wrong.

I thought the same thing but it turned out to be late stage Hodgkin's lymphoma. Seeing as this is my last Christmas I'm going all out on Amazon.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I feel like there should be a name for these aberrant pimples. Testiples? That just sounds like testes nipples though but that's for another thread...

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/co...web2x&context=3

OP, are these your ball pimples? Warning, this is a link to OPs balls.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I am concerned for you OP. best wishes and health to you and your balls

ElectronicOldMen
Jun 18, 2018

Carwash oval office posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/co...web2x&context=3

OP, are these your ball pimples? Warning, this is a link to OPs balls.

Oh gosh no, that is some angry pimples. My pimples have a much more carefree and almost fun loving nature.


James Woods posted:

I thought the same thing but it turned out to be late stage Hodgkin's lymphoma. Seeing as this is my last Christmas I'm going all out on Amazon.

I am sorry, I only wish there was a way for me to turn your lymphoma into harmless ball pimples.

Perhaps as one last laugh you could cover your testicles in grease to ensure that some poor mortician has to view the pimpliest balls of all time.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I have this but it's the twin I absorbed in the womb, he has eyes and a mouth and he speaks to me as long as the mouth is clear, depends on the temperature

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Dip your balls in a large cup or jug of Listerine mouthwash

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

James Woods posted:

I thought the same thing but it turned out to be late stage Hodgkin's lymphoma. Seeing as this is my last Christmas I'm going all out on Amazon.

Jesus I'm sorry dude :(

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

POP THEM

FOR SCIENCE (and something awful)

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
No don't. If you pop your ball pimples the pee will leak out :eng101:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

    _____
   (, /   )               /)
    _/__ /    _  _   __  //
    /       _(/_(_(_/ (_(/_    (_/_
 ) /                          .-/
(_/                          (_/
    _____
   (, /   )           ,   /)
    _/__ /    _ __       //    _
    /       _(/_/ (__(_ (/_  _(/_
 ) /
(_/
    _____
   (, /   )                   /)
    _/__ /   _      __       //    _  _
    /       (_(_    /_)_(_(_(/_  _(/_/_)_
 ) /             .-/
(_/             (_/

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
maybe it will grow into another sack and drop off when its ripe and another you with grow off of it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
herps n warts

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're budding

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

puss is stored in the balls

Bears Guy
Aug 22, 2003

Yes, I actually do have stairs in my house.
Thanks for sharing. Now proceed and post balls. Else no compile.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Yeah, just show these people a bit of scrote. As a treat.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what are fordyce spots

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cool

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Bears Guy posted:

Thanks for sharing. Now proceed and post balls. Else no compile.





ElectronicOldMen
Jun 18, 2018
Also if anyone would like to use the information in this thread for a school worksheet or informational pamphlet please include thorough referencing and attribution.

Anyone seeking to use this information for financial gain must agree to donate at least 15% of all revenue to ovarian cancer awareness charities.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
ol' dirty-balls

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
wash you're balls

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
youre supposed to change your underwear regularly so you dont grind days old grease into your ball sack op.

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