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Growing up so fast 
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May 18, 2021 17:11
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Must be mating season already
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May 18, 2021 17:33
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To all those saying to wash my balls, balls don't need to be washed. That is a myth that was made up by advertising agencies in the sixties to sell expensive ballwash to rubes like you.
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May 18, 2021 17:33
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I've had a pimple - like thing on the top of my dick but never on the balls. Thank you op for giving me a reason to feel blessed
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May 18, 2021 18:13
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I also once had a super painful thing above my dick, kind of where pants sit. It was so awful for so long, then one day I just resolved to take care of it, went in the shower and attacked it. Turned out a single hair had never broken the surface but continued growing so I pulled out what appeared to be a tiny bird's nest of looped hair stuck inside me. Although not tiny enough because it was about the size of a pencil eraser in total. Pretty freaky
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May 18, 2021 18:17
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Play posted:I also once had a super painful thing above my dick, kind of where pants sit. It was so awful for so long, then one day I just resolved to take care of it, went in the shower and attacked it. Turned out a single hair had never broken the surface but continued growing so I pulled out what appeared to be a tiny bird's nest of looped hair stuck inside me. Although not tiny enough because it was about the size of a pencil eraser in total. Pretty freaky 
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May 18, 2021 18:31
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Forget bidets, industrial grade ball washers are the new must-have appliances
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May 18, 2021 18:31
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Some kinda industrial sanding belt and stapler assembly,
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May 18, 2021 18:40
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After you cut the wood your supposed to sandpaper down all the rough sides. Did they not teach you this in school?
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May 18, 2021 18:40
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This thread deserves a soundtrack. https://youtu.be/xPlqLHcphyw
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May 18, 2021 20:39
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Bears Guy posted:This thread deserves a soundtrack. "Testicular Piiiiimmmmpllleeesss" to the tune of Detachable Penis
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May 18, 2021 20:50
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James Woods posted:I thought the same thing but it turned out to be late stage Hodgkin's lymphoma. Seeing as this is my last Christmas I'm going all out on Amazon. gently caress dude, I'm sorry. Now I'm worried myself...
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May 18, 2021 20:54
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sigher posted:gently caress dude, I'm sorry. Now I'm worried myself... I'm just loving with you. Drink some Whiskey and pop it. Or barring that go to a dermatologist. It's probably just a cyst.
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May 18, 2021 21:12
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I have this weird pore on my dick that's just a permanent, eternally refilling blackhead. It never turns into a pimple or goes away and it's been there for fifteen plus years.
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May 18, 2021 23:56
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I was real tired of having to pee so I wrapped some twine around my balls real tight so they'd fall off from lack of blood supply. Apparently I was duped by this whole "pee is in the balls" thing, because now I just have a scar between my dick and taint and I'm still pissing like 40 times a day!
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May 18, 2021 23:58
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I have this weird growth on top of my balls, it leaks mostly clear foul liquid daily and changes size, shape and firmness frequently
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May 19, 2021 00:04
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MikeTheCoolOne posted:Pea is stored on the balls lol
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May 19, 2021 00:16
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what else do you think a ball peein hammer is for?
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May 19, 2021 00:23
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Ball hide, due to its toughness, can fetch quite a bit in trade. Take care of it.
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May 19, 2021 00:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:I have this weird growth on top of my balls, it leaks mostly clear foul liquid daily and changes size, shape and firmness frequently Chief McHeath posted:I was real tired of having to pee so I wrapped some twine around my
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May 19, 2021 01:14
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ElectronicOldMen posted:I feel like it is important to note that I do not shave my balls. you too have felt the ice cold water of a toilet on your balls??
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May 19, 2021 01:14
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Ball hide, due to its toughness, can fetch quite a bit in trade. Take care of it. It's as soft as the best silk, I could never go anywhere without my ballhide(TM) gloves
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May 19, 2021 01:16
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Did OP pop the pimples yet? OP POP THE BALL PIMPLES
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May 19, 2021 01:18
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blight rhino posted:you too have felt the ice cold water of a toilet on your balls??
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May 19, 2021 01:21
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Play posted:I also once had a super painful thing above my dick, kind of where pants sit. It was so awful for so long, then one day I just resolved to take care of it, went in the shower and attacked it. Turned out a single hair had never broken the surface but continued growing so I pulled out what appeared to be a tiny bird's nest of looped hair stuck inside me. Although not tiny enough because it was about the size of a pencil eraser in total. Pretty freaky I’ve gotten a few of these ingrown hairs in that same region, I’m assuming because I gained a few pounds over quarantine so my pants are a little snugger in that area now? Anyway, yeah they are painful and suck but goddamn is it satisfying when you pull the hair out.
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May 19, 2021 01:25
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I feel like a lot of people reading this thread have experienced a big sigh of relief in the knowledge that that they are not alone in having weird balls.
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May 19, 2021 02:27
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The Bloop posted:Forget bidets, industrial grade ball washers are the new must-have appliances Where, where do I put my balls in this thing?
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May 19, 2021 02:34
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Congrats on your genital warts! Or sad day whatever.
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May 19, 2021 03:13
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OP, you have an STD. A nasty one.
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May 19, 2021 03:34
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Gath posted:Congrats on your genital warts! Or sad day whatever. Beat me to it.
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May 19, 2021 03:35
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Literally A Person posted:Beat meat to it. Weird but ok
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May 19, 2021 03:54
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The Bloop posted:Weird but ok Listen, western medicine is only going to get you so far.
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May 19, 2021 03:55
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I looked at mine in a little hand mirror earlier and I’m not convinced it’s a pimple anymore. Kinda looks more like a spider bite. drat gay spider biting my drat balls!
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May 19, 2021 04:10
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Do a weekly exfoliation of your balls with some fine sandpaper
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May 19, 2021 04:18
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You Are A Elf posted:Did OP pop the pimples yet? :  ... and don't stop squeezing until that last, blood-covered pus secretion, like in the video. Unless you want to make it a regular thing. Edit: In case you missed the video [WARNING: scrotum, (limp) dick, pus & blood]: Im the big squirts at the start. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:30 on May 19, 2021 |
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May 19, 2021 04:19
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Pearly penile papules
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May 19, 2021 05:45
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Ziggy Smalls posted:Pearly penile papules The alliteration is nice.
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May 19, 2021 05:48
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I feel like there has been some miscommunication. Unfortunately I only ever get one of these pimples at a time. While it is nice to imagine the luxurious feeling of running a hand over my pimple covered ballsack, alas it is not to be. Following forums advice I have popped the latest pimple, however it seems to have popped inwards. Also on closer inspection, it appears it was not a pimple but rather some sort of eggsac. Perhaps from an insect or other invertebrate. Whatever it is, I can feel them swimming and squirming inside my scrotum. I hope to eventually ejaculate them out so that the forums can identify them.
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May 19, 2021 06:33
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Balls are like a cast-iron pan. You aren't supposed to wash them.
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May 19, 2021 06:38
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