- BigBadSteve
- Apr 29, 2009
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I feel like there has been some miscommunication.
Unfortunately I only ever get one of these pimples at a time. While it is nice to imagine the luxurious feeling of running a hand over my pimple covered ballsack, alas it is not to be.
Following forums advice I have popped the latest pimple, however it seems to have popped inwards.
Also on closer inspection, it appears it was not a pimple but rather some sort of eggsac. Perhaps from an insect or other invertebrate.
Whatever it is, I can feel them swimming and squirming inside my scrotum.
I hope to eventually ejaculate them out so that the forums can identify them.
Enjoy your spider-filled ballsack, OP.
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- Guttlesswonder
- Mar 17, 2006
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I'll take two adult and two kids tickets for "Alien Erection" please
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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Those are some dicey testicles
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- BigBadSteve
- Apr 29, 2009
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Don't listen to this arsehole...
Don't be a dick.
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- Weka
- May 5, 2019
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That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
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Isn't that what this thread is about?
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