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i know one poster succeeded in jacking off a bigfoot but they haven't posted since
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May 1, 2024 18:44
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- Luvcow
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we were promised a diorama of a cryptid being jacked off but never got one. mods? like i don't even care if its a bigfoot or a loch ness monster or a chupacabra.
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May 19, 2021 14:25
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- Luvcow
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oh wow... someone just pmed me the bigfoot pics and well... ya not pretty
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May 19, 2021 14:26
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- Luvcow
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Gotta help my uncle Jack off the mothman or whatever
you're a good nephew gsjg, spending time with family is very wholesome
i do find it kind of strange that no one can ever get a clear photo of a bigfoot in the wild but my inbox is being flooded with crystal clear pics of bigfeet being jacked off
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May 19, 2021 14:38
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sorry we were in our refractory period
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May 19, 2021 14:45
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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i'M A chupacabra chaser if u know what i mean
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May 19, 2021 16:09
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Guess I should find another thread for all those photos of me jacking on cryptids.
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May 19, 2021 17:35
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- Luvcow
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me putting on my realistic looking goat costume after hearing that the Chupacabra is called the "goat sucker", my local guide getting increasingly disturbed as he sees my strategically placed hole
"hombre i think you may be interpreting this creature's name the wrong way..."
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May 19, 2021 18:36
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yung swamp thang
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swamp ape? not into eye contact i tell you what. but we got there in the end. takes a gentle touch
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May 19, 2021 18:58
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- Luvcow
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i keep watching history channel's "jacking off bigfoot" show but it's just a bunch of guys running through the woods st night screaming that they see bigfoot and they never actually catch one
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May 19, 2021 19:04
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- Luvcow
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five minutes of footage of skeeter from the bigfoot hunters miming the motions he will use and then explaining the preferred kind of lube that bigfeet like and I'm just shaking my head like "skeeter you've never even seen a bigfoot how do you know any of this"
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May 19, 2021 19:07
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the swamp fling
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May 19, 2021 19:26
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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I like cryptids but I don't feel willing to jack one off. Unless it was the only way to prove that they exist but I've already been fooled by that once, but that's a story for another time.
"The Kraken only appeared when it felt the presence of a lot of seamen. Unfortunately, when it rose from the depths, the sailors mistook its presence as impending doom and sought to destroy it or flee. All that it wanted was to experience love for once in its lifetime but it could never understand anyone's reluctance. The harpoons and cannon fire played into its excitement and added to the erotic encounter. But their frail bodies could never seem to last its lustful desires and it could never quite understand why."
I'm going to look back on this post and remember why I usually go to bed before midnight.
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May 20, 2021 00:27
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- Luvcow
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I like cryptids but I don't feel willing to jack one off. Unless it was the only way to prove that they exist but I've already been fooled by that once, but that's a story for another time.
"The Kraken only appeared when it felt the presence of a lot of seamen. Unfortunately, when it rose from the depths, the sailors mistook its presence as impending doom and sought to destroy it or flee. All that it wanted was to experience love for once in its lifetime but it could never understand anyone's reluctance. The harpoons and cannon fire played into its excitement and added to the erotic encounter. But their frail bodies could never seem to last its lustful desires and it could never quite understand why."
I'm going to look back on this post and remember why I usually go to bed before midnight.
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May 20, 2021 00:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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lol
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May 20, 2021 03:35
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- Luvcow
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that's no cryptid, that's my mother in law
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May 21, 2021 00:35
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- Escape From Noise
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Goin' way down south to try and hook up with a Ningen
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May 21, 2021 16:33
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Tugging my collar as I watch the tsuchinoko put its own tale in its mouth
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 21, 2021
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May 21, 2021 16:39
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Biting my lower lip as I watch the Loveland Frog Man and his luscious frog rear end bound over the railing and into the woods.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 21, 2021
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May 21, 2021 16:43
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Taking off my pants and applying some lube before my drive through Devon.
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May 21, 2021 16:47
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Aww baby. You know I like 'em wet!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nure-onna
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May 21, 2021 17:04
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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Nessie used to be very sociable but after the last century or two of people spreading rumours and false information, he felt like his reputation had started to proceed him with developments within the last couple of centuries. The World is ever-changing, technology has been developing faster and people were adapting they started to use it and becoming ever more desperate with catching him in "action". The term "Old Fashioned" was named after Nessie because he had been doing it so long even King Arthur had been asking for it by that name. He feels that "churning up the water" became a later euphemism that has become misrepresented in recent times because a couple of people weren't happy with his services. Nessie became a technophobe during the 20th century with the developments of photography, he was always happy to have some company but he wanted his private life to stay private. Nessie reduced his activity and because of this, people took offence and started to create mock-ups and parodies of him. Nessie may not have been the best "jacking off cryptid" but he was the most prolific for his time. Some people say that if you stand by Loch Ness with your penis out you may feel his touch momentarily, but only if there isn't a camera within viewing distance. All historical accounts say that a moment is more than enough for several lifetimes, so don't be surprised if you see many people with their cocks out while you're hiking around Loch Ness.
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- Khanstant
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skunk ape will never wash off the funk i make
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