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May 19, 2021 14:09
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we were promised a diorama of a cryptid being jacked off but never got one. mods? like i don't even care if its a bigfoot or a loch ness monster or a chupacabra.
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May 19, 2021 14:25
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oh wow... someone just pmed me the bigfoot pics and well... ya not pretty
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May 19, 2021 14:26
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Gotta help my uncle Jack off the mothman or whatever you're a good nephew gsjg, spending time with family is very wholesome i do find it kind of strange that no one can ever get a clear photo of a bigfoot in the wild but my inbox is being flooded with crystal clear pics of bigfeet being jacked off
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May 19, 2021 14:38
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me putting on my realistic looking goat costume after hearing that the Chupacabra is called the "goat sucker", my local guide getting increasingly disturbed as he sees my strategically placed hole "hombre i think you may be interpreting this creature's name the wrong way..."
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May 19, 2021 18:36
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i keep watching history channel's "jacking off bigfoot" show but it's just a bunch of guys running through the woods st night screaming that they see bigfoot and they never actually catch one
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May 19, 2021 19:04
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five minutes of footage of skeeter from the bigfoot hunters miming the motions he will use and then explaining the preferred kind of lube that bigfeet like and I'm just shaking my head like "skeeter you've never even seen a bigfoot how do you know any of this"
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May 19, 2021 19:07
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:I like cryptids but I don't feel willing to jack one off. Unless it was the only way to prove that they exist but I've already been fooled by that once, but that's a story for another time.
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May 20, 2021 00:41
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Doctor Dogballs posted:that's no cryptid, that's my mother in law
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May 21, 2021 00:35
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