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Trying and failing to fellate Mothman in the privacy of our own tree nest, but the paparazzi won't leave us alone. |
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I just want to lovingly oil up the rear end cheeks of my beautiful Ozark Howler in peace, but we keep being rudely interrupted by my jealous husband, Mothman, who demands both a suck and a gently caress every time he lays eyes on my trolley wheels and titanium mount. |
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May 19, 2021 20:56
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Escape From Noise posted:Goin' way down south to try and hook up with a Ningen Escape From Noise posted:Tugging my collar as I watch the tsuchinoko put its own take in its mouth Escape From Noise posted:Biting my lower lip as I watch the Loveland Frong Man and his luscious frog rear end bound over the railing and into the woods. Escape From Noise posted:Taking off my pants and applying some lube before my drive through Devon. 
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May 21, 2021 16:54
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Refreshed, tanned, covered in Mothman spunk, I return from my weekend in the woods successful and also pregnant with the next generation of Mothmen, awaiting their time to burst from my withering body. |
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May 23, 2021 21:43
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Donning a full body condom and descending via submersible vehicle to the lowest point off of the coast of Chile, tryin to get it in with The Bloop. |
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May 24, 2021 01:08
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Building a simple wooden vending stand with a sign that says "handjobs, 10 cents, no humans no livestock no weirdos" in the empty field where the Fresno Nightcrawler was spotted. |
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May 24, 2021 01:11
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Lighting candles, scattering onion petals and fish bones, drawing a hot bath of pond water, and putting on a summer waves crashing ASMR channel to really get Jenny Greenteeth in the mood for love. |
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May 24, 2021 01:19
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Most of you will hopefully never know the heartbreak of the love of your life leaving you for the tender embrace of a larger, scalier hominid with horned appendages. |
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May 24, 2021 05:00
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Rolling up my sleeves after punching the clock, ready for my first day at the big foot massage parlor. It seems a little small to be called "big," though. Maybe we're going to be massaging larger feet? I don't know. I just have to do this for a month to get my hours for my cosmetology license. A little weird here, too, but I guess it's all in the branding to be a little weird. They told me not to make eye contact with the clients. Something about not challenging them. I guess maybe there's a particular service-oriented feel they want to preserve. Still, little bit off. But hey, it's temporary. They did say it would be over sooner than I expected. |
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May 24, 2021 05:07
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"My kelpie and I saw you from across the room, and she wondered if you'd like to join us. For dinner." |
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May 24, 2021 05:13
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