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Goin' way down south to try and hook up with a Ningen
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May 21, 2021 16:33
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May 22, 2024 17:16
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Tugging my collar as I watch the tsuchinoko put its own tale in its mouth
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 21, 2021
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May 21, 2021 16:39
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Biting my lower lip as I watch the Loveland Frog Man and his luscious frog rear end bound over the railing and into the woods.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 21, 2021
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May 21, 2021 16:43
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Taking off my pants and applying some lube before my drive through Devon.
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May 21, 2021 16:47
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Aww baby. You know I like 'em wet!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nure-onna
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May 21, 2021 17:04
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May 24, 2021 00:45
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Trying to figure out a way to gently caress The Taos Hum.
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May 24, 2021 01:02
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Building a simple wooden vending stand with a sign that says "handjobs, 10 cents, no humans no livestock no weirdos" in the empty field where the Fresno Nightcrawler was spotted.
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May 24, 2021 01:19
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Stripping myself naked and burrowing into a deer carcass in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Hopefully soon I'll hear the screech of teratornis. The anticipation is killing me, but I need this, drat it!
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May 24, 2021 01:37
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I'm planning a trip to Egypt to search for a phoenix.
On a slightly related note, does anyone have any recommendations on a fire-proof condom?
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May 24, 2021 01:47
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What kinda temperatures are we talking?
Enough to immolate and be reborn
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May 24, 2021 02:45
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Mom caught me sticking a cucumber up my butt, but it's not what it looks like! I was going to go swimming in the river right afterwards to get a kappa to eat my rear end!
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May 24, 2021 05:16
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May 22, 2024 17:16
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"Awwwww yeah, baby!" I shout at the Nuribotoke, "Swing 'em both ways! Wooooooo!"
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May 24, 2021 11:56
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