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Goin' way down south to try and hook up with a Ningen

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Tugging my collar as I watch the tsuchinoko put its own tale in its mouth

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 21, 2021

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Biting my lower lip as I watch the Loveland Frog Man and his luscious frog rear end bound over the railing and into the woods.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 21, 2021

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Taking off my pants and applying some lube before my drive through Devon.

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Aww baby. You know I like 'em wet!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nure-onna

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Trying to figure out a way to gently caress The Taos Hum.

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Building a simple wooden vending stand with a sign that says "handjobs, 10 cents, no humans no livestock no weirdos" in the empty field where the Fresno Nightcrawler was spotted.

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Stripping myself naked and burrowing into a deer carcass in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Hopefully soon I'll hear the screech of teratornis. The anticipation is killing me, but I need this, drat it!

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I'm planning a trip to Egypt to search for a phoenix.

On a slightly related note, does anyone have any recommendations on a fire-proof condom?

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Zil posted:

What kinda temperatures are we talking?

Enough to immolate and be reborn

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Mom caught me sticking a cucumber up my butt, but it's not what it looks like! I was going to go swimming in the river right afterwards to get a kappa to eat my rear end!

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"Awwwww yeah, baby!" I shout at the Nuribotoke, "Swing 'em both ways! Wooooooo!"

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