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What's your dream job? Mine is writing software at Playboy and showing all the babes the cool computer code that I write.
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May 19, 2021 17:15
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my dream job is to sit/stand around and do whatever I want and get a big paycheck.
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May 19, 2021 17:34
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mine is to escape wage slavery
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May 19, 2021 17:38
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working at nintendo and telling my friends about all the latest marios
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May 19, 2021 21:25
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Bloody posted:mine is to escape wage slavery
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May 19, 2021 21:44
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Bloody posted:mine is to escape wage slavery
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May 19, 2021 21:44
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travel the world eating extremely weird cheeses and taking cool cloud pictures with a $12000 hasselblad not sure how I'd get paid from that but it's what I want
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May 19, 2021 22:09
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freelance meteorologist
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May 19, 2021 22:11
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i work like 27 minutes a day and get paid hilarious sums for it. my soul is empty and i know i am merely filling the coffers of the rich, but the scraps they allow to fall to me are large and savory. i am comfortable where i am.
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May 19, 2021 22:12
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goose shooter
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May 19, 2021 22:21
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goose revenger
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May 19, 2021 22:26
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goose vendetta referee
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May 19, 2021 22:27
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i would also accept a job punching sea gulls
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May 19, 2021 22:30
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gardening
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May 20, 2021 00:17
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rotor posted:i would also accept a job punching sea gulls goose neck-wringer
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May 20, 2021 00:18
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tinker with different programming languages without doing anything of consequence with them
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May 20, 2021 00:32
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Bloody posted:mine is to escape wage slavery
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May 20, 2021 01:43
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telling people that their ideas are stupid
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May 20, 2021 01:55
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i want my own flying boat and then i can just fly around the world looking for people in need kind of like in tailspin.
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May 20, 2021 01:57
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more realistically, someone should pay me to write an os from scratch. I’ll probably never finish or even have something usable, but I’ll have fun doing it.
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May 20, 2021 01:58
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I’ll pay you like ten bux or w/e
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May 20, 2021 02:03
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i would get bored with just one role so i need a high paid job as a combination dog petter and nap taker
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May 20, 2021 05:37
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Jonny 290 posted:i work like 27 minutes a day and get paid hilarious sums for it. my soul is empty and i know i am merely filling the coffers of the rich, but the scraps they allow to fall to me are large and savory. i am comfortable where i am. same
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May 20, 2021 09:11
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:What's your dream job? Mine is writing software at Playboy and showing all the babes the cool computer code that I write. my dream is to be a playboy bunny with a cool coder friend at work who shows me all the really interesting stuff he’s working on. he’s so clever!
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May 20, 2021 09:12
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probably farming but not involving animals so like an apple orchard or vineyard or something it'd be nice to produce something of value for once
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May 20, 2021 11:08
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Jonny 290 posted:i work like 27 minutes a day and get paid hilarious sums for it. my soul is empty and i know i am merely filling the coffers of the rich, but the scraps they allow to fall to me are large and savory. i am comfortable where i am. how’s the checking account these days
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May 20, 2021 12:29
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Same as I'm doing but without the imposter syndrome thanks
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May 20, 2021 12:42
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patroling national parks and doing gently caress all besides lots of walking
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May 20, 2021 13:21
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RustyKnight posted:patroling national parks and doing gently caress all besides lots of walking i'd like to this and get paid lots of money for it please. also insurance for if my knees go out. and a little zapper for zapping people who litter/leave their dog poo poo behind
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May 20, 2021 13:38
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serious post I think I would like to be a full time dad, invest in stocks and poo poo (whatever would give me a pretty low effort/passive income), and contribute to open sores. that is my dream. i suck If I didn't have family commitments I would probably travel 6+ months of the year and do some kind of contracting work that enabled that lifestyle
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May 20, 2021 13:42
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I’m liking work from home dad life, and my job is pretty low stress and pays me well. I’d like to have more interesting projects instead of cleaning up the pile of poo poo I’ve inherited. President Beep posted:I’ll pay you like ten bux or w/e sounds good. where do I apply?
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May 20, 2021 15:58
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"Senior Fellow" or whatever the hell it's called where you're an expert and you don't work that much but people listen to what you have to say and respect you, with ample paid sabbaticals. Choice of conferences in exotic locations. Seasonal side gig leading a trail maintenance team in the region near the secluded vacation cabin. Making nice furniture by hand and selling to a local consignment shop for extra cash when the mood suits me.
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May 20, 2021 17:13
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pro himbo
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May 20, 2021 18:35
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foreman at the dick sucking factory
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May 20, 2021 23:55
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ho fan posted:foreman at the dick sucking factory you just like to watch?
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May 21, 2021 00:56
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you know that comeback where you're like "i dont come down to your job and tell you how to suck dicks?" well,
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May 21, 2021 00:59
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The Management posted:you just like to watch?
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May 21, 2021 01:01
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let me tell you, your jaw will get pretty tired after the fourth or fifth 'job
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May 21, 2021 01:02
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something creative and ideally multidisciplinary (like rodtronics), but also it's something people want you to make (unlike rodtronics) and something people are happy to pay me for (the absolutely antithesis of rodtronics) one thing that always sucks about work is that for most jobs people don't want to give you money. your boss would rather you worked for free and in my line of work currently also people that come in don't want to spend money on drugs. but imagine some artists who do commissions from happy customers.. they have people that want to give them money... I want to know what thats like  imagine you're a great photographer and sexy men come to you and say "can I please give you mone so you can take photo of me??" and maybe even a woman askalso imagine working on the creative team of some big music festival or band, putting together the stage show. making decisions. giving people an amazing experience. this would be the best being a youtuber like mark rober be jimi hendrix? so many people have great jobs and I am sure all of them are harder than they look, but its possible to work a job where you can be creative, solve problems, have people give you money without resent
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May 21, 2021 01:18
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:What's your dream job? Mine is writing software at Playboy and showing all the babes the cool computer code that I write. hell yeah brother
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