Dream job

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i want my own flying boat and then i can just fly around the world looking for people in need kind of like in tailspin.

# ¿ May 20, 2021 01:57

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I�ll pay you like ten bux or w/e

# ¿ May 20, 2021 02:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

my dream job is to be the caretaker at super man�s fortress of solitude or maybe the overlook hotel.

# ¿ May 21, 2021 04:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Bored Online posted:

professional cat holder

same but professional rat scolder

# ¿ May 21, 2021 11:09

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

gary bussey?

# ¿ May 21, 2021 12:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

yeah lol

lol. i was just joking.

# ¿ May 22, 2021 00:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

well i guess he�s a poor man�s maniac nick nolte, yes.

# ¿ May 22, 2021 18:16

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fart simpson posted:

my dream job would be doing anything that i thought actually contributed to making the world or my community better. instead of now, where my job is helping to make the world very slightly worse

wow didn�t know you posted for a living

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 13:49

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

well you�re already head of the geek squad

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 20:24

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Fortaleza posted:

If you get hired at a distillery you'd have your dram job

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 00:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

you ever wish you were a person who didn�t give a poo poo? who just used the world and didn�t care what others thought.

actually get ahead in life because prepared to push past others

etc

sometimes, yes. also i think it�d be nice to be a dyed in the wool religious zealot of some type, certain that cosmic justice will prevail.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 01:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

it pays in tears, op.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 02:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Achmed Jones posted:

it's definitely about people. doing stupid poo poo with people you like actually kinda rules. that's the big thing i really miss from oldjob

for a time, i worked with my best friends at an otherwise lovely factory job. it was actually very special.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 04:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

george kills his fiancee?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 04:26

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

if you call it �pipeweed� you won�t get in trouble

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 04:46

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