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Cage vs Sydal 3 2.78%
Ogogo vs Gunn 2 1.85%
Deeb vs Velvet 74 68.52%
Bucks vs Blonds 21 19.44%
Wild Things vs Acclaimed 8 7.41%
Total: 108 votes
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SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

boxcarhobo posted:

triple h pointing at new nxt superstar reeehoe

I'm mad at you for even joking about this.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



smarxist posted:

do you think the dark order ever gets another leader?

does it have to be Hangman?

Late, but it's gonna be Sting.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rantmo posted:

Is Danhausen actually any good in the ringhausen? I've only seen a few matches of his and he seems ok if kinda unremarkable other than his absolutely top-tier character work. Can someone recommend some matches that really show off what he can do(hausen)?

pre-Danhausen:
Name of the event: FIP Accelerate 2016
Date: 27.05.2016
Promotion: Full Impact Pro, World Wrestling Network
FIP Florida Heritage Title Four Way Match (vakant)
Martin Stone vs. Lince Dorado vs. Aaron Solow vs. Donovan Danhausen

Dude can fuckin work the poo poo out of an indie scramble.

As Danhausen, he did stuff with Warhorse that was quite good:
Name of the event: BLP Through Being Cool
Date: 22.08.2020
Promotion: Black Label Pro
Tag Team Match
Erick Stevens & Tom Lawlor vs. Warhausen (Danhausen & Warhorse)

also with Effy:
Name of the event: Beyond Uncharted Territory #2.05
Date: 31.10.2019
Promotion: Beyond Wrestling
Tag Team Match
Gaytanic Panic (Danhausen & Effy) vs. Team Pazuzu (Chris Dickinson & Pinkie Sanchez)

on his own, I really like this match:
Name of the event: AIW The JT Lightning Invitational Tournament 2019 - Tag 1
Date: 14.06.2019
Promotion: Absolute Intense Wrestling
JT Lightning Invitational Tournament 2019 First Round Relaxed Rules Match
Matthew Justice vs. Danhausen (w/Derek Director & Eddy Only)

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



My computer just hosed up and I lost two full work days of Adobe premiere video editing work. On a project that's due Tuesday. I nearly tossed by laptop against a wall. Glad this is AEW weekend because at least that will be a fun break in my now full time working weekend.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero




Thanks coco, I'm going to check these out. I want to be a Danhausen fan and now I know where to start.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Gaytanic Panic Is what Lil Nas X is doing

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Pretty jazzed about a live Dynamite tonight :woop:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Had a dream last night that Bryan Danielson debuted on Dynamite under the name "Anvil" Alan Mabe. I have no idea how my brain came up with that.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Pylons posted:

Riho's IG says she has a big announcement tomorrow. Think she's re-signing?

probably moving to USA full time to be with AEW 100%

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

TK has the joshi compound up and running.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



coconono posted:

TK has the joshi compound up and running.

Now that's the reality show I want to watch, Turner Media,

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rantmo posted:

Now that's the reality show I want to watch, Turner Media,

*stares in Terrace House*

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

explosivo posted:

Pretty jazzed about a live Dynamite tonight :woop:

I've been really happy with the pre and post PPV dynamites. It'd be so easy for them to phone it in, but they always seem to be solid.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Jetfire posted:

Arsenal Gear?!

Big ol' LOL IRL for me dawg.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Penguin Patrol posted:

Angelico, Matt Cross, and Thunder Rosa should be the 1st trios champs and it's not even close

it'd be neat if trios is how they started doing intergender as well

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tonight's lead-in for Dynamite is an ill-gotten copy of Disney's Cruella

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
There’s no dumber body art than Cody’s drat neck ta-

https://twitter.com/realjakehager/status/1398298939196067846?s=21

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



flashy_mcflash posted:

Tonight's lead-in for Dynamite is an ill-gotten copy of Disney's Cruella

Can't wait to watch her just rip those fuckin puppies to shreds.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Vince MechMahon posted:

Can't wait to watch her just rip those fuckin puppies to shreds.

"Game....OVAH" screams Emma Stone as she absolutely eviscerates a yappy bichon.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

CopywrightMMXI posted:

There’s no dumber body art than Cody’s drat neck ta-

https://twitter.com/realjakehager/status/1398298939196067846?s=21

Five fingers and no thumbs?

At least this isn't a permanent tattoo, so that immediately disqualifies it from being dumber than Cody's.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

lol Jake got mad

https://twitter.com/CeroMiedo313/status/1398302963559538692?s=20

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Lmao amazing

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Why didn't anyone, including his wife, try to talk him out of that?

Scarf fucked around with this message at 19:51 on May 28, 2021

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Scarf posted:

Why did no one, including his wife, not talk him out of that?

Who do you think put it on there for him?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
no way that's a tattoo right?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

smarxist posted:

no way that's a tattoo right?

nah that's like leftover Darby paint

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

well considering that its over his hair

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
should get a head piece that's just a panel of LEDs and it's displaying middle_finger_skeleton.gif

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i got a hair tattoo once

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Alaois posted:

well considering that its over his hair

not keeping up with tattoo technology i see

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah man while you're trimming me, why don't you get a tattoo gun and make me look dumb as possible.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the tattoo being talked about is the chris daniels black eye ink, not the obvious paint on jake hager's hair

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
it looks like a dead tarantula falling down

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


CopywrightMMXI posted:

There’s no dumber body art than Cody’s drat neck ta-

https://twitter.com/realjakehager/status/1398298939196067846?s=21

Frylock drawn from memory.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



This is still like one of the least objectionable things about Hager

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yeah it's very dumb but in a way that's just funny. Like the big dumb guy in the slobs side of a snobs vs slobs comedy would get that in his hair before the big River rafting competition or whatever.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Archer is going to be fine if he loses, but they've been telling this story long-term with him ever since they introduced the TNT title. He was cutting promos about how that belt was made for guys like him, then he loses the finals. Then he consistently talks about wanting it from Darby, until an uneasy alliance with Sting stops him. Then he goes for Miro, and will presumably lose that too. So it's not just diminishing returns with wanting the belt, it's a growing story of him not getting the job done. The natural conclusion is that Jake is holding him back, and ditching him will finally get him the belt. Otherwise he's just the guy who can't win the specific belt he wants. Added to that, Miro's destined for main event status so he doesn't need the TNT for that long. This feud could easily keep going, so maybe Miro keeps it for the summer and Archer takes it at All Out. Otherwise he might as well just stop chasing it entirely.

Vince MechMahon posted:

Late, but it's gonna be Sting.
They already sort of half-teased an alliance when they saved Sting from Sky/Page. If he's not wrestling consistently, he'd be an awesome DO figurehead. Not sure what Darby does after that, but he doesn't really need a mouthpiece or a bat dad to be over.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol what a baby

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

sticklefifer posted:

Archer is going to be fine if he loses, but they've been telling this story long-term with him ever since they introduced the TNT title. He was cutting promos about how that belt was made for guys like him, then he loses the finals. Then he consistently talks about wanting it from Darby, until an uneasy alliance with Sting stops him. Then he goes for Miro, and will presumably lose that too. So it's not just diminishing returns with wanting the belt, it's a growing story of him not getting the job done. The natural conclusion is that Jake is holding him back, and ditching him will finally get him the belt. Otherwise he's just the guy who can't win the specific belt he wants. Added to that, Miro's destined for main event status so he doesn't need the TNT for that long. This feud could easily keep going, so maybe Miro keeps it for the summer and Archer takes it at All Out. Otherwise he might as well just stop chasing it entirely.

I hope they find a good direction for him, and it'd be interesting at least to see he and Jake split. I've been coming around on him the last few months; I've never been a fan of the whole no-sell-unstoppable-juggernaut poo poo, but the dude can work. He's slowly but surely getting better on the mic too.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Rock Hard Bonehead Jake Hager

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