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Cage vs Sydal 3 2.78%
Ogogo vs Gunn 2 1.85%
Deeb vs Velvet 74 68.52%
Bucks vs Blonds 21 19.44%
Wild Things vs Acclaimed 8 7.41%
Total: 108 votes
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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


All Promo Ethan Page, and friend.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tully Blanchard, a Nice Man, gives service workers big rolls of bills. Good for Tully imo.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Personally, I'm going to go buy some unethically sourced conflict pearls so I can clutch them about whether the promos are good or bad for western culture

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I mean really if archer and miro announced that they had decided to freebird the tna title who could stop them? You?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ogogo should get to wear one boxing glove like Art Jimmerson did in UFC

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Does ethan get to be on Scorpio's pod?

It's not confidence, it's all content?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Lamuella posted:

Implying the existence of a Minimum Caster.

Marko Stunt

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm going to defend Renee's honor, parasocially.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


https://mobile.twitter.com/MattSydal/status/1395392721825710084

Evan Bourne invites his own destruction...

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Rarity posted:


Kazarian's great but Scorp's turned out to be aggressively bland

Well yeah any normal candle (scorp's average charisma) is going to look dull by comparison to a raging bonfire (it's not confidence it's all-consuming flames of personal magnetism)

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Does anyone else think the pinnacle vs inner circle feud is a metaphor? Like the whole thing is MJF and the boys just want to be cool wrestlers and have good matches like actual wrestling shows do but Jericho keeps injecting his idiotic Vincebrained nonsense into everything and ruining it??? Like maybe MJF is tony khan trying to save aew from certain individuals with dumb neck tattoos who want the show to be idiotic because they just want to go back to the slop they came up in??? And only the fans on PSTJP are smart enough to see it? He's booking to us, folks. Watch the symbols.


the preceding either was or was not a joke depending on whether people laugh at it

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ren Narita, what is he... an airport themed wrestler

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Bucks are going to retire so they have more time to spend in lines to buy expensive shoes.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I feel like if Cody gains high office he will become fixated, like Inoki, on using pro wrestling to accomplish his policy goals.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Maybe you should "get over" with your date by cutting an Acclaimed-style "diss track" about them.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Eat My Fuc posted:

Eric Bischoff should work a match, he knows Judo or some poo poo.

[quietly, as if on the wind]

bischoff vs blanchard...

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


CobiWann posted:

Do they even have Chili's in the United Kingdom?

No, they have to settle for its non-union equivalent TGI Fridays

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


TV Zombie posted:

Isn't Nando's supposed to be quite good?

I went to a Nando's in Calgary and it was fine? Like if you can imagine in your mind the sort of roasted chicken and fries that might cost twelve bucks, it is exactly that. The spice rub was good but it was basically just the expected chicken.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Taco Bell has two things on their menu:

1. CrunchWrap Supreme
2. Pointless distractions

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ganso Bomb posted:

Marvez should for sure never be replaced. It does feel like the Elevation commentary team is missing something, though, and maybe it needs Young Boy Tom.

He'd make tall paul look small

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


CrunchWrap Supremes, piled as high as Tom Phillips is tall. yummo!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ive broken ribs before and let me tell you i wouldn't want to wrestle cody on broken ribs. I wouldn't want to have to bend sideways to get between the ropes! It sucks!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Cody's going to win because he's a Triple H and winning this sort of match is very important to the life cycle of Triples H.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



TK is a man with a specific and detailed plan for The Haters.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Nacho Man and the Huckster.

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