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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I put this in the RIP New Jack thread, but I'll put it here too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8egRoeZpms
New Jack being quiet, calm, and motherfucking terrifying.

The famous Miz walks to the ring promo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKU_k9mcZsc
I like the Miz more than most people. But this is one of his finest works. Telling his story from reality-TV goof to Champion. It has a couple of good lines in it too, "I'd rather you hate me for everything I am than cheer me for something I'm not." It is part of the long line of "heels with legitimate grievances' promos in wrestling, with Miz's grievance being that he has been shat on for ages and has worked his way to a championship but still gets shat on and disrespected. It's also got the hook of him walking to the ring. To it's detriment, sure Miz has cut 17 other promos like this since, with similar themes and inflections. But this one is good. And gently caress all y'all, I still like Mike Mizanin and his punchable face.

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