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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
This is an experimental thread, no serious posting allowed.

I really don't remember why or how I found this, but the clip that made me start really diving into Puro was a match between Young Boy Akira Tozawa and Danshoku Dino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBbXI-RI8ts

Then I found PWG because of this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv6qrCoN3GI

post fun stupid stuff

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This one gets me every time, the moment when Bryan cracks :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSh2s_lmthI

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Snitsky dropkicking the toy baby (complete with Jericho watching it like it's a rare yellow belly sapsucker sighting

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_-MFNRSeA

Fun fact, WWE's website claims he was a punter in HS

quote:

Snitsky joined the Raw roster after that, taking part in an infamous edition of Chris Jericho’s "Highlight Reel" where he used his punting skills (he was an all-area punter in high school) to dropkick a doll into the crowd. For the next two years, he battled it out with Kane, Big Show and John Cena before The Chairman offered him a new look and a new start.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 04:39 on May 21, 2021

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2R0v1I_-ys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZpdWGJRd4E

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I don't have the Curb Your Enthusiasm clip but if someone has it: it was the "vintner" reveal wherein Bryan captured some kind of Erik Rowan clone and the segment just fades out as all of the wrestlers look at one another loving confused as poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvdIFEsEWA

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78XbX5tVFeY

And this one line is burned into my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Jqieok4tI

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYFSNLGHF7g

JR NEEDS PEPTO!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjHpnoCag-g

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

DLC Inc posted:

I don't have the Curb Your Enthusiasm clip but if someone has it: it was the "vintner" reveal wherein Bryan captured some kind of Erik Rowan clone and the segment just fades out as all of the wrestlers look at one another loving confused as poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvdIFEsEWA
It lasted longer on the main broadcast because they kept having to pan the camera around as everybody was starting to crack up

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does anybody have the "I'm the eyehole.... man!" edit of Tim Storm rampaging on NWA?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://streamable.com/au0ya

made by forums user John Dudebro btw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's the one! Just tracked down the link myself and was about to post it. God I love it so :allears:

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DLC Inc posted:

I don't have the Curb Your Enthusiasm clip but if someone has it: it was the "vintner" reveal wherein Bryan captured some kind of Erik Rowan clone and the segment just fades out as all of the wrestlers look at one another loving confused as poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvdIFEsEWA

Curb Your Rowan
https://streamable.com/d0i39

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSh35ryueA

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I remember the poem that Bossman wrote, and I remember Big Show being dragged around on his father's casket but I totally forgot about the comically large megaphone on top of the car he drove in on which makes me enjoy this all over again

quote:

With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I could have a son as stupid as you
I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!

And I forgot that Big Show's dad was canonically supposed to be Andre too

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


"That's the wall, brother!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beIKeOHtVNg


I don't think I'd seen this before and I'm dying.

Fish Of Doom fucked around with this message at 06:00 on May 21, 2021

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFM0puhChjQ

A birthday party for a horse's head on a stick.
That results in a wrestler getting cake in the face.
And the aforementioned horsehead on a stick being fed into a woodchipper.
Whilst the aforementioned wrestler, (who hasn't had time to wipe the cake off his face), gets to witness whilst screaming in anguish over the death of his "friend".

WCW was great!

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


The segment directly preceding this is also in the goofball hall of fame. I love it tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrEEv0GZNTM

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

BrigadierSensible posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFM0puhChjQ

A birthday party for a horse's head on a stick.
That results in a wrestler getting cake in the face.
And the aforementioned horsehead on a stick being fed into a woodchipper.
Whilst the aforementioned wrestler, (who hasn't had time to wipe the cake off his face), gets to witness whilst screaming in anguish over the death of his "friend".

WCW was great!
This was the Nitro before I went to Souled Out, I think. I think a lot about Norman Smiley's theme and how Bobby Henan pronounced his name.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkd1g5PvIs

Pretty much everything Paparazzi Productions was great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edward Mass posted:

Pretty much everything Paparazzi Productions was great.

gently caress yes. God, Paparazzi Productions ruled. The payoff to all the Bob Backlund stories being Nash realizing he'd been thinking of Scott Hall the whole time was incredible :allears:

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Someone post Yano beating Moxley here

Also post all of the Yano/Omega G1 matches or even better Sanada taping up Yano and Rocky in the G1

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etotg3S3BeI

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

All the Fashion Police vignettes were delightful.

"Day 1 is H?"

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Edward Mass posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkd1g5PvIs

Pretty much everything Paparazzi Productions was great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtSHggyqEsA

ANADROL KICKIN IN??

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RezXYZ0Psc

e: wait i meant to post this in the wrestling promo thread

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvuLGoAAz-o

This Colt Cabana/Beef Wellington match is the thing that got me to stop being solely WWE-focused and pay attention at all to indie wrestling.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

The EC3 NXT challenge where they had to answer their pro's questions is the gift that keeps on giving

https://youtu.be/JgrZ89g0lVk

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJryO74SwY

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

SG Bamboo posted:

The EC3 NXT challenge where they had to answer their pro's questions is the gift that keeps on giving

https://youtu.be/JgrZ89g0lVk

the great city of TUSLA, OKLAHOMA!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Alaois posted:

the great city of TUSLA, OKLAHOMA!

"What does Daniel Bryan think you can improve on?"
"Chicks...and America"

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Bossman was just solid gold in the Attitude Era. Yeah, the Kennel from Hell sucked and the hanging at Hell in a Cell was a bit too far but none of that's his fault.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEd5GisVgY

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZPtVJuHH4

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Owens pointing out how WWE has technology that allow us to see through his eyes always makes me laugh.

As for other things that always make me laugh, I give you Scott Steiner in 2011: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnEzU_x6PY

The Bully Ray segments are always great, but for some reason it's the throwing the stack of paper towels at Matt Morgan that gets me every time.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
the promo that sold me on best friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_HHRfeaj-4

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxK4b1mHXXI

The last 15 seconds of this is just an absolute delight. Brya realizes exactly what Mox is going to say and he is trying SO HARD not to laugh

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


The bola 10 man tags are always great but legendary wrestler Jushin Thunder Liger leading a conga line in the ring and wrestling in slow motion is just all time stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM5Pa57H5RY

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu4M7rP4sVg

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


BrigadierSensible posted:

All the Fashion Police vignettes were delightful.

"Day 1 is H?"

Fandango: Maybe we're not cut out to be cops.

Shane: You guys aren't real cops.

Fandango: You know, my dad keeps telling me that and I'm starting to think you're both right.

One of my favorite weird wrestling moments is from a mid-90's Clash of the Champions. I think it was a match between Sting and Shark with the Guardian Angel (Boss Man) as the special referee. Guardian Angel turned heel during the match for whatever reason and when Mean Gene tried to get a word with him post-match, he was all angry and flustered.

He yelled into the mic, "That there referee wasn't even supposed to be in the ring!" but delivered it in such a way where all the words but the last were crunched together and the last word was drawn out.

"Thatthererefereewasn'tevensupposedtobeintheRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

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