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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
See, people say gently caress the mods, but they also say mods are literally unfuckable and unlovable people. Make up your minds, sheesh!

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Derpies posted:

A 21 tug salute to you LAP smack me with a 6er

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LAP pls change Derpies name to Tuggies tia.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Where do you stand on the anime war?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats to the new mod, although i reject the vile process of their creation

cnut
May 3, 2016

How can LAP be a mod?! He's a brain genius!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Counting down the days until LAP becomes yet another disgraced mod, after it is revealed that he is only a person in the figurative sense.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Counting down the days until LAP becomes yet another disgraced mod, after it is revealed that he is only a person in the figurative sense.

I have seen LAPs face either they are a person or a really good skinsuit wearer

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Counting down the days until LAP becomes yet another disgraced mod, after it is revealed that he is only a person in the figurative sense.

according to that one goon on the last page he beats his kids, so yeah, there is that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Is Literally A Person limber?

Let's just say, I can do a cartwheel or two :corrupt:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Nooner posted:

according to that one goon on the last page he beats his kids, so yeah, there is that

could be worse

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Countdown until LAP's first QCS thread

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


EorayMel posted:

Countdown until LAP's first QCS thread

I am sure Nooner is writing it up as we speak.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EorayMel posted:

Countdown until LAP's first QCS thread

I am SO excited for this.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Roth posted:

gently caress da mods

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Nooner posted:

according to that one goon on the last page he beats his kids, so yeah, there is that

Lol
So it begins

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Dear QCS,

Literally A Person has a light in his workshop that is hanging crooked, and he refuses to fix it even though it’s literally just a matter of standing on a stepladder and moving the chain up one link. This is a DISGRACE to the entire site and I DEMAND ACTION!

Yours in Christ,
Prof. Crocodile


Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 17:24 on May 25, 2021

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Nooner posted:

What the gently caress man this is BULLSHIT!!!! I AM READY TO BE A MOD NOW DAMMIT!!!!

hbag posted:

im pretty sure posting about self-harm ideation is against the rules

:drat:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally a person once milked me in the bathroom of a dirty bar lit dimly by the glow of a pale, dangling lightbulb and smelling faintly of paint thinner

If you'd like to post about milking across GBS, I believe he will be amenable :hampants:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Dear QCS,

Literally A Person has a light in his workshop that is hanging crooked, and he refuses to fix it even though it’s literally just a matter of standing on a stepladder and moving the chain up one link. This is a DISGRACE to the entire site and I DEMAND ACTION!

Yours in Christ,
Prof. Crocodile

If the chain isn't level a mod he shall be dabble.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
LAP are you a suburban dad or a rural dad?

I see the wood shop and fear the worst.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Prof. Crocodile posted:

Dear QCS,

Literally A Person has a light in his workshop that is hanging crooked, and he refuses to fix it even though it’s literally just a matter of standing on a stepladder and moving the chain up one link. This is a DISGRACE to the entire site and I DEMAND ACTION!

Yours in Christ,
Prof. Crocodile

Notice the silence from Literally a Person about this hot button issue, it is almost deafening.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


I think it's high time we cancel Literally a Person.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
celebrities get years of free passes and LAP is getting accused LITERALLY within DAYS

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Sjs00 posted:

celebrities get years of free passes and LAP is getting accused LITERALLY within DAYS HOURS

fixed

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Derpies posted:

LAP are you a suburban dad or a rural dad?

I see the wood shop and fear the worst.

Beautiful Nazi Oregon rural
:getin:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Derpies posted:

LAP are you a suburban dad or a rural dad?

I see the wood shop and fear the worst.

Rural dad, Derp. The far scarier-with-power-tools dad.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Literally A Person posted:

Rural dad, Derp. The far scarier-with-power-tools dad.

Cleaning your Black and Decker while your daughter introduces you to her prom date.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

Rural dad, Derp. The far scarier-with-power-tools dad.

Oh sheesh you guys are wild cards. Either gonna be the "cousins" we visit that are missing a few fingers and fun or the bunker types.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
No bunker for me. When the bombs drop I hope to be instantly vaporized.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
None of this post-apocolyptic bullshit.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

subduction dad, not suburban dad
get it right or pay the price

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dear QCS,

Literally a Person is also pro-death...

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I can almost forgive the child abuse; but that shop....

Clean that poo poo up already. JFC what is wrong with you?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Internetjack posted:

I can almost forgive the child abuse; but that shop....

Clean that poo poo up already. JFC what is wrong with you?

FINE, DAD!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Welcome to never being able to find anything

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

lap build me a soap box derby car and then push me off and cheer for me and tear up when i win

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



You just moved everything just out of frame didn't you?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
hey the lights not crooked anymore nice

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Spinz posted:

Beautiful Nazi Oregon rural
:getin:

He's in the Oregoons thread and we are all Antifa supersoldiers, so not a Nazi.

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