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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Remembering this guy who entered an amateur MMA tournament and stuck to his drunken kung fu guns to the bitter end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8jOGceedfw

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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Snowman_McK posted:

Anyone remember Luiz Cane? Pretty respectable early run in the UFC: two wins by knockout, a decision win over Steve Cantwell (who deserves his own post, but not for being good) and only a DQ loss. Then he ran into Little Nog, who knocked him out in two minutes and broke something in Cane's brain. He developed a Brock esque aversion to being hit. It climaxed at UFC 134. This was the first Brazil card in a couple of decades and whoo boy did they make sure Brazilians had plenty to cheer. Except Cane hosed that up. He was booked to fight Stanislav Nedkov, who may or may not have moonlighted as an enforcer for the Bulgarian mafia. Cane came out and looked okay to start with before Nedkov found his chin and Cane's brain broke again. He tried to run away, briefly running up the fence like an Anthony Pettis hell bent on escape as Nedkov pursued him and finished him off. It was the only fight of the night without a Brazilian winner and allowed us to discover the Brazilian silence. When a Brazilian loses to a non-Brazilian in Brazil, the crowd tends not to boo. They fall silent. Completely silent. They won't boo, that would be rude, but they're sure as poo poo not applauding, and so we were introduced to the sound of 14,000 people abruptly falling silent and folding their arms in a dissatisfied way.

Cane jump-kicking the cage in confusion as he tried to escape further brain-scrambling is one of top 10 funniest visuals in MMA I have ever seen, it is loving amazing.

Post-fight Nedkov also casually took the Bulgarian flag offered to him by his coach/trainer and blew his bloody nose into it. Literally just every man inside the cage making their nation proud that night.

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