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Jun 7, 2021 16:24
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 Best insult between now and noon PST goes on OP's rapsheet. If you need to use visual aids keep them small, please
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Jun 7, 2021 16:26
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yikes! posted:OP uses a chili seasoning packet OP throws out the seasoning packet and replaces it with the exact same spices from separate containers.
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Jun 7, 2021 16:30
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:OP throws out the seasoning packet and replaces it with the exact same spices from separate containers.  I hear they also prefer to use pro-pane when grillin
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Jun 7, 2021 18:10
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OP keeps forgetting about his bodily functions, then when he pisses his pants he's surprised and exclaims, "OH! PEE!"
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Jun 7, 2021 18:38
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The jerk store called and they’re all out of OP!
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Jun 7, 2021 19:23
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OP watched the movie "Mallrats" and during the "That kid is BACK on the escalator" scene declared he "didn't get it"
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Jun 7, 2021 19:37
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Literally A Person posted:
^Considerate of you, it's so easy to make op feel inadequate
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Jun 7, 2021 20:07
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EXTENSION GRANTED UNTIL 10PM PST I'm enjoying these dunks and need more.
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Jun 7, 2021 20:12
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Literally A Person posted:visual aids drat, dude
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Jun 7, 2021 20:25
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Empty Sandwich posted:drat, dude Oh. Probably should read what I write.... 
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Jun 7, 2021 20:29
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OP sits down* to enjoy a hearty dinner** with his family***. "What a blessed life I lead!" he says to no one in particular before making GBS threads his pants and masturbating furiously into the food. *slumps onto the floor from his futon **a mostly thawed but uncooked pepperoni pizza hot pocket ***two real dolls and a playstation 3 with a face painted on it
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Jun 7, 2021 21:02
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OP tried to literally eat with his eyes first!!!!
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Jun 7, 2021 21:04
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OP is tuggin'.
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Jun 7, 2021 21:10
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OP burgin'
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Jun 7, 2021 21:39
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but the only thing he wants on his burg is ketchup
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Jun 7, 2021 21:39
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:but the only thing he wants on his burg is ketchup and he wants it delivered by a Lamia.
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Jun 7, 2021 21:46
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While initially unmoved by the tearful confessions and bizarre insistence that it all started as a personal excuse for his inability to "come over and watch some bomb-rear end anime tiddies" and rapidly escalated in scope and severity from there in the face of increasing resistance until the story was wildly out of control, upon hearing that it was OP that Fauchi was avoiding the Judge decided to be merciful and reduce the sentence to time served.
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Jun 7, 2021 22:08
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OP believes in trickle down economics.
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Jun 7, 2021 23:01
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IF I MEET ANY OF YOU IM GONNA KISS YOU RIGHT ON THE TUMMY DONT QUESTION ME IT'S MY THING ALRIGHT
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Jun 7, 2021 23:09
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"I feel A1 Steak Sauce enhances the flavor of any piece of meat." -- OP
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Jun 7, 2021 23:15
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OP buys Wise brand potato chips
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Jun 7, 2021 23:16
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OP's favorite chicken place is KFC
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Jun 7, 2021 23:16
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OP once unironically declared Velveeta Shells and Cheese to be "sublime"
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Jun 7, 2021 23:17
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OP's favourite Samboys AREN'T tomato.
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Jun 7, 2021 23:18
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OP drinks all the hip IPAs but he waters them down
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Jun 7, 2021 23:18
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OP's significant other came out to the kitchen one morning to find the OP eating frozen waffles and said "Leggo my eggo" and the OP was like "oh sorry" and took a step back
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Jun 7, 2021 23:19
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OP likes boasting about their cryptocurrency investments, and how they'll totally have a real payoff soon.
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Jun 7, 2021 23:19
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Derpies posted:OP is tuggin'. DAAAAAAAMN DUDE
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Jun 7, 2021 23:32
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:but the only thing he wants on his burg is ketchup i had 2 burgers today.. i feel mighty fine
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Jun 7, 2021 23:33
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Weka posted:OP 'gets' balldos, while some people do not. I know which type of fellow I prefer. 
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Jun 7, 2021 23:34
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OP was bitten by a zombie and hid it from his friends till he turned
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Jun 7, 2021 23:43
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I saw OP at walmart and he didn't return his buggy to the buggy corral
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Jun 7, 2021 23:44
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mild is my friend and i love him gently caress u mods
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Jun 8, 2021 00:08
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op puts the peanut shells in his pocket at texas roadhouse, then throws them away at home
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Jun 8, 2021 00:11
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OP helps me through hard times by offering wisdom and good advice, and is generally super supportive.
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Jun 8, 2021 00:13
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Jove Tone posted:I saw OP at walmart and he didn't return his buggy to the buggy corral Just when I thought the OP fuggin sucks, I find he double mega fuggin SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 8, 2021 00:26
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OP changing he name to Chickie Nuggs ‘cause he gettin DUNKED!
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Jun 8, 2021 00:27
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OP doesn't drink or do drugs because of D.A.R.E
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Jun 8, 2021 00:39
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OP is bad at seeing out of one of his eyes
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