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Time to fire up your favorite twitter app and follow a bunch of ITK's with numbers in their name and no profile pic! It's the summer transfer window and the poo poo is already flying out of helicopters and car parks and dildo factories. Talk transfers here, and remember if it aint bold he aint sold. If you post something in bold you better back it up with an official club account confirming it or suffer the indignity of a 6 hour joke probation!!!! Here's one to start Mike Maignan from Lille to Milan is a done deal https://twitter.com/acmilan/status/1397912584460722183
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May 27, 2021 14:53
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https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1397819276837502979
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May 27, 2021 15:04
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I said the Bundesliga was turning into the SPL, but I was actually kidding
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May 27, 2021 15:22
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I'm filling my fax machine with toner and driving around town with my windows open to comment on the latest rumours every time I stop at the lights. Apparently Leeds want to pay £40m for buendia which strikes me as a lot but idk what the value of players are anymore.
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May 27, 2021 15:36
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Firing up my burofax
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May 27, 2021 16:13
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Donnarumma has liked Juve's post about Allegri returning so therefore that is where he is going. oval office.
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May 27, 2021 16:29
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the sex ghost posted:I'm filling my fax machine with toner and driving around town with my windows open to comment on the latest rumours every time I stop at the lights. similar rumors that Villa are in around that price. he was very good in the Championship but it does seem like an insane amount of money.
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May 27, 2021 16:48
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Gigi Galli posted:Donnarumma has liked Juve's post about Allegri returning so therefore that is where he is going. oval office. Honestly it's pretty surprising he wasn't at Juve 3 years ago and it shows how far Juve has fallen, smh
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May 27, 2021 16:59
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Manchester United are definitely signing Sancho this year, last summer was just a practice.
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May 27, 2021 17:22
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:similar rumors that Villa are in around that price. he was very good in the Championship but it does seem like an insane amount of money. He's excellent and should go to a better club than Leeds, Villa or Arsenal imo
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May 27, 2021 18:19
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Gotta say, being on the other side of 'prem team nicks all your best players' feels fairly cool
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May 27, 2021 18:42
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this seems bad lol https://twitter.com/AaronJStokes/status/1397888007311663104?s=20
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May 27, 2021 18:53
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There is suddenly a lot of talk about Xhaka going to Roma. Sounds good imo.
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May 27, 2021 18:54
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blue footed boobie posted:There is suddenly a lot of talk about Xhaka going to Roma. Sounds good imo. Sounds more like the Arsenal front office are going to give him a lifetime contract.
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May 27, 2021 19:45
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liverpool are signing an injury prone cb in an attempt to have a hilarious follow up joke to the 2020/2021 season
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May 27, 2021 19:49
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we all love the permanent transfer thread
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May 27, 2021 19:53
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Excited to see who gets Leicester’s annual 60m+ ticket out of the club this time. Tielemans, Maddison, Fofana? Will hate to see it happen regardless but the strategy as a whole seems to work out.
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May 27, 2021 19:54
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blue footed boobie posted:There is suddenly a lot of talk about Xhaka going to Roma. Sounds good imo. I thought the Albanians hated them? risky move imo
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May 27, 2021 20:09
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tbp posted:liverpool are signing an injury prone cb in an attempt to have a hilarious follow up joke to the 2020/2021 season lmao
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May 27, 2021 20:29
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I'm really curious to see what happens with Cyle Larin and Jonathan David. Larin only has one more year on his contract so my guess is he's leaving Besiktas and West Ham seem to be the most likely destination but I wonder if he's willing to give up the Champion's League; there's been some speculation he might go to Italy but I'm not seeing any reporting beyond One Soccer theorizing. Jonathan David's another beast entirely; he went to Lille instead of a Prem team specifically because he wanted first team minutes and now he has a chance to play CL as well as be a cornerstone for Lille's rebuild and that 30M price tag they paid might mean they're not willing to sell him off just yet. At the same time they might be so desperate for cash that they're happy to ship him off to a team willing to pay a premium for a decent striker and rumours are circling that Leeds, Liverpool and Arsenal want him (I really hope he doesn't go to Arsenal)
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May 28, 2021 00:42
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sebzilla posted:Manchester United are definitely signing Sancho this year, last summer was just a practice. I love how the Foden / Sancho tables have turned (Both are great players it was just funny reading endless articles espousing how Foden had hosed up by not following Sancho’s lead and well well well how’s that going)
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May 28, 2021 00:52
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https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1398172234448093189 please don't be another permacrock
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May 28, 2021 08:08
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https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1398247616933249029?s=19 A done deal no less
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May 28, 2021 13:12
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Be more useful than Keita.
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May 28, 2021 13:20
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tarbrush posted:https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1398247616933249029?s=19
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May 28, 2021 13:39
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Managerial carousel in Italy right now All but official or maybe official I’m lazy Allegri from his couch to Juve Simone Inzaghi from Lazio to Inter Spalletti from Inters books to Napoli Gattuso from Napoli to Fiorentina Juric from Hellas to Torino Mourinho from unemployment to Roma Maybes: Giampaolo from the bin to Sampdoria Pirlo from Juve to Sassuolo Mihajlovic from Bologna to Lazio
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May 28, 2021 23:02
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Seeing the managerial carousel in Italy, here is the managerial carousel in Germany Flick from Bayern to Germany Nagelsmann from Leipzig to Bayern Marsch from Salzberg to Leipzig Rose from Mochengladbach to Dortmund Hutter from Frankfurt to Monchengladbach Glasner from Wolfsburg to Frankfurt Seoane from Young Boys to Bayer Leverkusen Maybe: Van Bommel from unemployment to Wolfsburg
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May 28, 2021 23:55
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https://twitter.com/DavidAmoyal/status/1398354607118684163 https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1398365074390196226
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May 29, 2021 10:03
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lomzus posted:https://twitter.com/DavidAmoyal/status/1398354607118684163 Buffon finishing his career in Serie B is a little strange but since it’s with Parma it’d be very nostalgic. I wonder what Inters price is on Hakimi. He’s been infuriatingly good and wingbacks of his quality are hard to find.
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May 29, 2021 13:48
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Gigi Galli posted:Buffon finishing his career in Serie B is a little strange but since it’s with Parma it’d be very nostalgic. If he stayed at Juve he would have been finishing his career outside the Italian leagues if Juve keep going with this super league poo poo.
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May 29, 2021 14:22
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https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1399019824739721219 I would imagine that confirms De Gea will be leaving in favour of Henderson getting the number 1 shirt Romero is out of contract this summer too, but he's been fully memory-holed and I can't see Heaton wanting to come in as third-choice
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May 30, 2021 17:22
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apparently Chelsea want to sign Lukaku
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May 30, 2021 23:21
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vyelkin posted:apparently Chelsea want to sign Lukaku I'm getting flashbacks to the first time this happened itt. No amount of Sanchochat can harm me because I've seen Lukakuchat, 30 pages of it
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May 30, 2021 23:30
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vyelkin posted:apparently Chelsea want to sign Lukaku What year is this again
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May 30, 2021 23:43
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chelsea have just had a really expensive striker prove himself a clown so they need wait
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May 30, 2021 23:44
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vyelkin posted:apparently Chelsea want to sign Lukaku I think Inter are going to try to keep him. They’re already losing Hakimi and maybe Lautaro Martinez depending on how desperate they get for money. He was really good this season, though. Perfect fit in Conte’s system; I’m not sure he’d be as effective in Chelsea’s.
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May 31, 2021 00:02
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I remember when United fans collectively lost their poo poo over Lukaku posting the team’s speed test results.
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May 31, 2021 00:49
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Tomori making his loan a permanent move looks to be done. This guys' usually very good with Milan transfers: https://twitter.com/AntoVitiello/status/1399392496711520260 Would like to bold that soon. Apparently Romagnoli might re-sign without a raise as well, which would be nice as a backup.
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May 31, 2021 17:41
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https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1399366008666734600 Kun to Barca is a done deal.
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May 31, 2021 18:37
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As far as I can tell Barca are poo poo now and about to go bust because they owe the super league all their money so good idea to get some signatures now. Aguero can still go imo so will be interesting to see how he gets on in Spain. I say 'interesting', I won't actually watch any Barcelona matches but you get the idea
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