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according to their labels, Snapple also believes that mangoes can suffer madness
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May 27, 2021 15:09
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nut posted:according to their labels, Snapple also believes that mangoes can suffer madness Yea they go bananas. Apparently it takes two to mango also. |
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May 27, 2021 15:16
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KaBob posted:Yea they go bananas.
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May 27, 2021 15:24
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KaBob posted:Yea they go bananas. |
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May 27, 2021 17:46
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my snapple bottle is telling me to go to the abandoned house at the end of darkpassage rd at midnight and to come alone also i'm supposed to bring a shovel
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May 27, 2021 18:40
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Luvcow posted:my snapple bottle is telling me to go to the abandoned house at the end of darkpassage rd at midnight and to come alone well, you know what they say; for god's sake do whatever it wants |
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May 27, 2021 18:55
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Nosfereefer posted:well, you know what they say; for god's sake do whatever it wants 
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May 27, 2021 19:17
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Luvcow posted:my snapple bottle is telling me to go to the abandoned house at the end of darkpassage rd at midnight and to come alone the moonlit darkness in the garden is still and silent . . . too silent until, somewhere in the mist, the faint but distinct click of a snapple cap is heard
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May 27, 2021 19:30
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A hushed whisper, taunting. "Snaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppplllleeeeee" https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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May 27, 2021 20:01
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i keep dreaming of distinctly bottled fruit drinks. they call on me to join with them |
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May 27, 2021 22:03
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Manifisto posted:the moonlit darkness in the garden is still and silent . . . too silent
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May 27, 2021 22:26
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from inside the barren ancient living room the sound of a snapple cap skittering across the floor, frightened i swing the beam of my flashlight to the left and see it skitter pst the doorway
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May 27, 2021 22:27
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deep beneath the surface of every fresh snapple beverage hides strange and ancient secrets man should never know |
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May 27, 2021 22:30
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Nosfereefer posted:deep beneath the surface of every fresh snapple beverage hides strange and ancient secrets man should never know
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May 27, 2021 23:33
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Nosfereefer posted:deep beneath the surface of every fresh snapple beverage hides strange and ancient secrets man should never know Disodium ethylenediaminetetracthulhufhtagnate
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May 28, 2021 00:20
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Printing out the "Disputed Facts" section of the Snapple Wikipedia page before I have to face them. I can only pray it will take away some of their power.
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May 28, 2021 01:37
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I was walking down a dark street sipping a Fruitopia when it all went black. I faded in to the sound of clacking caps an a voice saying "This is Snapple territory!" before blacking out again.
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May 28, 2021 01:53
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Baby bunnies are called kittens. Snapple has spoken. |
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May 28, 2021 17:46
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why did yall put ham, the worst meat, on pizza? |
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May 28, 2021 17:56
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Hauled before the Snapple tribunal to stand trial for my refusal to believe all Snapple Facts. |
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May 28, 2021 17:57
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Khanstant posted:why did yall put ham, the worst meat, on pizza? You're just going to skip over the pineapple thing? |
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May 28, 2021 17:58
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Khanstant posted:why did yall put ham, the worst meat, on pizza? Excuse me, it's CANADIAN BACON. |
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May 28, 2021 18:05
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KaBob posted:Excuse me, it's CANADIAN BACON. Back bacon? |
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May 28, 2021 18:10
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Escape From Noise posted:Back bacon? B-eh?-con |
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May 28, 2021 18:16
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Eh, I'm all sticky. |
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May 28, 2021 18:36
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KaBob posted:Excuse me, it's CANADIAN BACON. nah in canada we put ham chunks on hawai'ian pizza i never get this pizza i don't like it. other people can have it that's fine backbacon should be used for sammiches imo
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May 28, 2021 19:05
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hawaiian pizza is the height of gourmet cuisine compared to this abomination the mcdonalds hula burger
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May 28, 2021 23:53
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Manifisto posted:hawaiian pizza is the height of gourmet cuisine compared to this abomination quote:The Hula Burger was a meatless burger introduced in the 1960's by Ray Kroc to McDonald's. It was a substitute for American Catholics that would not eat meat on Fridays. The burger was a slice of grilled pineapple with cheese on a bun. The burger was pulled after riots in several predominantly catholic cities (Boston, Worcester, Springfield) left more than 7,000 people dead and 9 McDonalds workers crucified on "Golden Arches". 
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May 29, 2021 02:21
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Manifisto posted:hawaiian pizza is the height of gourmet cuisine compared to this abomination I would eat that. I fuckin love cooked pineapple in all its forms. |
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May 29, 2021 02:49
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the "cheese" is a deal breaker |
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May 29, 2021 03:17
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ketchup chip |
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May 29, 2021 04:20
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I want to see the Snapple Facts they won't let them print! |
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May 29, 2021 05:45
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huh, i tried to look up the factory listed on this bottle but google just shows an abandoned fishing village in maine... |
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May 29, 2021 12:35
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fps_nug posted:ketchup chip Lays is doing a promotion right now "who did it better" among the different frito-lay products, so they've got sweet chilli heat Doritos and Lays, white cheddar Smartfood popcorn and white cheddar Lays, jalapeno cheese Cheetos and jalapeno cheese Lays, and finally to get to the point, All Dressed Ruffles vs All Dressed Lays. All Dressed Lays is triumphant. It is what All Dressed chips always should have been. (incidentally, Ketchup Doritos own). |
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May 29, 2021 12:42
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Snapple fact #110 Frogs never drink. |
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May 29, 2021 14:46
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Nosfereefer posted:huh, i tried to look up the factory listed on this bottle but google just shows an abandoned fishing village in maine...
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May 29, 2021 14:50
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KaBob posted:Snapple fact #110 you don't *hic* you don't fukken know me, snnnnnapple
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May 29, 2021 16:44
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quote:The Hula Burger was a meatless burger introduced in the 1960's by Ray Kroc to McDonald's. It was a substitute for American Catholics that would not eat meat on Fridays. The burger was a slice of grilled pineapple with cheese on a bun. The burger was pulled after riots in several predominantly catholic cities (Boston, Worcester, Springfield) left more than 7,000 people dead and 9 McDonalds workers crucified on "Golden Arches". hahaha
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Finger Prince posted:I would eat that. I fuckin love cooked pineapple in all its forms. you eat that it just seems impossible because 90% of the pineapple will squelch out after the first bite |
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