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nut

frame so strong, slats so fat
tanlines got me lookin' like the cheshire cat

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nut

supposed to look cool, but i must profess
looks like a tall bed without the mattress

nut

got the chairs included from the home depot
looking up watching clouds playing tic tac toe

nut

got the sunscreen, chips
a whole bucket of soda
in my safe rich white
suburban pagoda

nut

smashed window, alarm
think we got us a burglar
i can see him trying to hide
on top of the pergola

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
This garden feature of projecting eaves,
A lattice of vines, under these gazebes.

nut

love to sweat when it's hot
like to seethe and swelter
love feeling protected
by the illusion of shelter

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Bring back green tunnels!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


When old age shall this generation waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say’st,
“pergola is truth, truth pergola”—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

Loungin' under my pergola
Eatin' a salad of arugula
Calculatin' a parabola
Curin' this outbreak of ebola

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*i,m the bimbo background dancer with my huge rear end squeezed into an ill fitting bikini, awkward high heels and enormous hoop earrings as I dance and pose behind the op while they rap*

i'm also doing the duck thing with my lips

Manifisto


perfect sky above the pergola
now it's torn like natalie imbrugola


ty nesamdoom!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Manifisto posted:

perfect sky above the pergola
now it's torn like natalie imbrugola

You did not just drop a Natalie Imbruglia pun

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

alnilam

Thinkin bout growing some wisteria up there
Been saying that for years but i really don't care

Manifisto


pergola pergola
pudding and pie
part gives you shade and
part shows the sky


ty nesamdoom!

nut

Manifisto posted:

pergola pergola
pudding and pie
part gives you shade and
part shows the sky

Escape From Noise

There once was a man from Angola
Who wanted a giant pergola
So one day it seems
He followed his dreams
Now he reclines there sipping his cola



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

google THIS

Pergolicious def-, pergolicious def-,
Pergolicious definition make things somewhat shady
My lawn is freshly mowed
I got immaculate landscaping (scaping)
I'm the D to the I, Y, D the A the D
And can't no other fella put 'em up like me
I'm Pergolicious (so delicious)
My back yard game is vicious
I be up at my smoker just working on my brisket
He's my witness (oh, wee)
So crack a can of Rolling Rock
And they'll be lining down the block just to mingle on my plot

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Pergolicious def-, pergolicious def-,
Pergolicious definition make things somewhat shady
My lawn is freshly mowed
I got immaculate landscaping (scaping)
I'm the D to the I, Y, D the A the D
And can't no other fella put 'em up like me
I'm Pergolicious (so delicious)
My back yard game is vicious
I be up at my smoker just working on my brisket
He's my witness (oh, wee)
So crack a can of Rolling Rock
And they'll be lining down the block just to mingle on my plot

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Pergolicious def-, pergolicious def-,
Pergolicious definition make things somewhat shady
My lawn is freshly mowed
I got immaculate landscaping (scaping)
I'm the D to the I, Y, D the A the D
And can't no other fella put 'em up like me
I'm Pergolicious (so delicious)
My back yard game is vicious
I be up at my smoker just working on my brisket
He's my witness (oh, wee)
So crack a can of Rolling Rock
And they'll be lining down the block just to mingle on my plot

nut

google THIS posted:

Pergolicious def-, pergolicious def-,
Pergolicious definition make things somewhat shady
My lawn is freshly mowed
I got immaculate landscaping (scaping)
I'm the D to the I, Y, D the A the D
And can't no other fella put 'em up like me
I'm Pergolicious (so delicious)
My back yard game is vicious
I be up at my smoker just working on my brisket
He's my witness (oh, wee)
So crack a can of Rolling Rock
And they'll be lining down the block just to mingle on my plot

omg

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


google THIS posted:

Pergolicious def-, pergolicious def-,
Pergolicious definition make things somewhat shady
My lawn is freshly mowed
I got immaculate landscaping (scaping)
I'm the D to the I, Y, D the A the D
And can't no other fella put 'em up like me
I'm Pergolicious (so delicious)
My back yard game is vicious
I be up at my smoker just working on my brisket
He's my witness (oh, wee)
So crack a can of Rolling Rock
And they'll be lining down the block just to mingle on my plot

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

google THIS posted:

Pergolicious def-, pergolicious def-,
Pergolicious definition make things somewhat shady
My lawn is freshly mowed
I got immaculate landscaping (scaping)
I'm the D to the I, Y, D the A the D
And can't no other fella put 'em up like me
I'm Pergolicious (so delicious)
My back yard game is vicious
I be up at my smoker just working on my brisket
He's my witness (oh, wee)
So crack a can of Rolling Rock
And they'll be lining down the block just to mingle on my plot

ah...AH!!!!!!





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

nut

loves the ways you complement my wicker chairs
loves the ways you divide sky into tiny squares

nut

love to recline among the brick and sod
look up and pretend i'm playing chess with god

nut

amore
for a foray
in lumber experimentation
but you laugh
cuz it looks like just the first half
of an episode of tiny house nation

Heather Papps

hello friend


a gazebo that's starting to fall apart?
that's a pergola, be still my heart!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Manifisto


well I saw her in a garden down in florida
where the canapes feature fruit mixed with gorgonzola
G-O gorgonzola,

I walked into her and was part shielded from sun
I asked what this was and a server's voice said pergola
P-E-R pergola,
pee pee pee pergola

well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
this mixed-up structure for the partially tanned
oh pergola,
pee pee pee pergola
not quite shading me pergola


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Dug through the ditches and
Burned through the thickets and
Plants growing over my
Pergola

nut

Mormon Nailer posted:

Dug through the ditches and
Burned through the thickets and
Plants growing over my
Pergola

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*looking around the home depot nervously* is there maybe someone else that can tell me about the pergolas you have for sale?

google THIS

Mormon Nailer posted:

Dug through the ditches and
Burned through the thickets and
Plants growing over my
Pergola

Finger Prince


I have no idea what a pergola is.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Finger Prince posted:

I have no idea what a pergola is.

It's a type of locking laminate wood flooring

Manifisto


Finger Prince posted:

I have no idea what a pergola is.

it is an inferior method of brewing coffee


ty nesamdoom!

nut

its the type of umbrella you use inthe snow

Finger Prince


a type of flooring used to brew coffee in the snow. Got it.

Heather Papps

hello friend


i may not know what you are,
you'll always be my shining star!
you've blocked half the sun from my face,
a pergola, my pocket ace.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Mormon Nailer posted:

Dug through the ditches and
Burned through the thickets and
Plants growing over my
Pergola

lmbo

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Escape From Noise

Eatin' a perogi ah
Under my pergola
On my gondola

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