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elise the great posted:Let’s be clear, orcs and uruks and whatever aren’t corrupted anything, they’re the distant descendants of elves that were specifically genetically modified by Morgoth to serve his purposes. They didn’t wake up one day and start feeling evil, they were branched from elfhood by a rebellious god and unnaturally selected into a species that can live and thrive under circumstances that would kill almost anything else. Uruk-hai are Saruman’s attempt to breed humans into orc lineage to create his own new species that can also survive sunlight. uruks were made by sauron, and before saruman started to serve him
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naem posted:I am a kraut-mick or Uruk Hai as we call ourselves May Ilüvàtār have mercy upon your soulless monstrous husk
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So Saruman hired a bunch of humans and orcs and paid them to gently caress each other in one giant nonstop orgy while he watched from his tower? Sounds sweet imo.
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Mega64 posted:So Saruman hired a bunch of humans and orcs and paid them to gently caress each other in one giant nonstop orgy while he watched from his tower? C'mon dude that's gross, he only listened.
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He totally watched it's what the palantirs were created for, watching other people bone
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Aerith Gainthborough posted:You just know Gimli fucks. Don't act like you don't. Yeah, fair enough. He talks about how he gets a semi when looking at the elven MILF while Legolas gets all horny for Arwen. He's a dwarf of taste, if you ask me
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Also, posting in a honeypot thread in tyool, 2021.
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zedprime posted:Tom Bomb rear end Dilznick has a whole hog for a hog and you can't convince me otherwise. The hog is the huge pig balls hog.
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Mega64 posted:So Saruman hired a bunch of humans and orcs and paid them to gently caress each other in one giant nonstop orgy while he watched from his tower? haha what do you think it smells like haha you know just for laughs
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Smelantir.
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