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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



It's the first page of a new thread! Just so everyone is reminded, the known criminal Doug Ford is responsible for the deaths of over seven thousand people in Ontario!

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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Well hooray hooray, I got my first shot. I'm honestly shocked. As a millennial essential worker I sort of assumed I wouldn't have it until, you know, October or something. They've got the clinic set up in the basement of Jackson Square in the bowels of Copps Colosseum and it's very quick. I'm quite impressed!

Oh my God I have full bars on my phone even though I'm in the basement of the mall, my crazy Qultist co-worker was right!!

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



The fat piece of poo poo finally made a sensible decision. I'm honestly shocked.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

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Oh, there he goes, whining about the evil Feds.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Wait, are we being overrun with diseased people from other countries, or are the numbers going down? Which one is it?

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Drunk Canuck posted:

https://twitter.com/GraphicMatt/status/1400154265960599553?s=19
I'm glad it's transcribed to show how loving nuts his anecdote is

He's just so loving bad at pretending to care about people

This makes even less sense when you can actually read it. It's like a transcript of one of Trump's speeches. "This beautiful little boy, so handsome, right out of central casting, he comes up to me with tears in his eyes and says 'Mister Ford, I want to go to camp,' and we made it happen for him, didn't we, folks? We opened the camps, we opened them even though TRUDEAU closed them down, closed them down but he left the borders open, didn't he? He left the borders wide open, for all those diseased immigrants, I gotta tell you, I love the immigrants, they do great things, but we've got to stop them from coming in, no other points of access to this country aside from Pearson International but he just refuses to shut it down, to shut it all down."

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Is anyone else finding that the provincial vaccine booking system isn't letting you book your second shot until September? I'm in a hotspot area and nothing on their site seems to have changed.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Not through the provincial booking system? Because said system clearly states that as of June 23 "People who received their first dose on or before May 30 and live in Durham, Halton, Hamilton, Peel, Porcupine, Simcoe-Muskoka, Toronto, Waterloo, Wellington-Dufferin-Guelph or York public health units" can book their second shot. I try and lo and behold it says I'm not allowed to rebook until mid-September.

Did the known criminal Doug Ford lie? I for one am absolutely shocked, shocked!

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Monument to the Victims of Conservatism.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Presumably because Ford and Lecce want to kill as many teachers as they can.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



What the gently caress is store brand Mr. Clean here referring to when he whines that Trudeau 'lied' to people with some website thing?

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



What the actual gently caress is this? Did....did he already know what that was?

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



If he doesn't blame the feds for his problems in each and every appearance then the known criminal Doug Ford will die on the spot.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Hey there's a rally for the unvaccinated gathering in front of my office building in downtown Hamilton, that's just......great.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



An astute co-worker noticed that the nonsense protect we saw this afternoon seems to have been organized by that Chris Sky whackadoodle.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Holy gently caress, Trudeau's expression in this, with the hands, this is AMAZING.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



My friends, my friends, JUSTIN TRUDEAU, I know small businesses, I didn't want to put the mandate in place but TRUDEAU and the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT forced me to do it, I just - I just wish he could give his head a shake. God bless the people of Ontario!

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



eXXon posted:

Really? Zero folks given?

Look folks, the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT wants us to have the vaccine passport, the small businesses, they need it, I'm a businessman, I just-I just wish JUSTIN TRUDEAU would have asked me about it first, you know, Liberal, Conservative, I don't care, I'll work with you. We needed the vaccines and TRUDEAU dragged his feet, I was going to go down to get them myself, save the people of Ontario, but now we need the passport to keep the small businesses going, the people, they want to shop, I need to save THE ECONOMY. Folks, we all need to do it, the QR code from Quebec, great folks, love me some poutine, they made this great passport app and we're all gonna need it. My friends, with this system we will beat the pandemic, we could have beaten it earlier but the feds just weren't there with the vaccines.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



At this point the unvaccinated are deliberately choosing to be unvaccinated and I for one am sick and tired of people saying that these idiots just need to be reached out to and made to understand that the vaccine is safe. Here's the thing: they don't care, because they're brain-addled morons who are actively making things worse for everyone else and are thriving on the negative attention. No actual argument in favour of vaccination or masking will work on these people. Empathy and understanding are wasted on them and we as a society need to stop catering to their bullshit because it is killing people and will continue to do so until these dumbasses are vaccinated or dead.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I have been saying for a while now that conservatives and the people who vote for them are an existential threat to the human race, and Alberta just keeps confirming that.

Also lol tankies gently caress off.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Glad to see casual denial of the currently-happening Xinjiang genocide here in the less-insane side of SA political discussion.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Arc Hammer posted:


Also Dougie moved up his announcement regarding restrictions easing to tomorrow. First time in a month since we've seen the blob.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ford-to-speak-this-friday-on-plans-to-move-ontario-out-of-step-3-1.5622432

Of course the massive loving concern is that there's rumours he's going to make the vaccine passport system voluntary rather than mandatory, which seems like it could be a big problem to anyone with more than two brain cells.

loving WHAT

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



MA-Horus posted:

Every time the Coward Douglas Ford opens that fuckhole in his face, we all become dumber.

Why.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Whaf the gently caress does that dumbass Bernier think will happen over the next nine years to make this absurd scenario come to pass? More of the communism and socialism of JUSTIN TRUDEAU :bahgawd:???

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Pleads posted:

Just to confirm here, it's not the "moderate" cons forcing these reviews at either level right? It's the wannabe-Trumpists who think the cons haven't gone too crazy enough?

I will assume these are all ideological purges that will be spectacularly cannibalistic as they try and eliminate their enemies within.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



https://twitter.com/MackLamoureux/status/1463919326432399360

Well this seems like a perfectly normal and not at all concerning development.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Fidelitious posted:

Back the gently caress up, I thought the references to 'Queen of Canada' were a sort of a tongue-in-cheek declaration, are you telling me that this person and others literally believe she is the Queen of Canada and has command of military forces? Apparently including ones from space?

The internet was a mistake.

According to my insane Q-brained former co-worker, this lady was installed by the same alliance that put Donald Trump in power. They actually believe she is the actual for-real Queen.

She didn't say this alliance was from another planet at the time but it's something she might believe by now.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Just cartoonishly evil.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



When I went and got my booster they asked if I was over 30 because they were giving Moderna to us old people and Pfizer to those drat kids who need to get off my lawn. Ultimately I don't give a poo poo, just give the 5G juice.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



flashy_mcflash posted:

Anecdotally, it seems to be a whole lot harder to wear an N95 "wrong" than a cloth or surgical mask. You can't exactly wear an N95 under your nose or chin comfortably and think you're doing it right, while this is pretty easy to do accidentally with a cloth/surgical. I don't want to underestimate Canadian stupidity but at the bare minimum if you're wearing an N95 it's almost certainly covering your whole nose and mouth, even if the seal isn't perfect. .

No-one is accidentally wearing a mask under their nose or chin. They know exactly what they are doing.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



https://twitter.com/vote4robgill/status/1483115782980751362

Normal things!

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



UnknownMercenary posted:

Case numbers can't go up if you don't test people. Time to let 'er rip.

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1483947135183773696

Is that high-pitched sound me screaming? Because I think I might be screaming.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Oh look, the businesses that presumably donated all of this helpfully wrote their names on them.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I expect the people who think the current flag has always been the flag of Canada Aalso think O Canada has always been our national anthem, in spite of the fact that there are Heritage Moments on both of these exact subjects.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Ok, cool, why did it take them a week and a half to find their balls?

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



https://twitter.com/eaerkhart/status/1492618569481428994

So when one of these lunatics succeeds in burning down an apartment building and killing everyone inside, is that when the pigs will finally do something?

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



flakeloaf posted:

https://twitter.com/LeahGazan/status/1495432087490416641

Ten minutes worth spending, if you aren't the type to go reading Hansard. The Honourable Member from Yeg Centre calls this occupation, its leaders and its collaborators in the house exactly what they are

Good Lord, this is fantastic.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



No-one wants what Alberta is scraping out of the tar sands anymore, so they're switching to crypto in order to continue destroying the climate.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Canada also doesn't have the gerrymandering and voter suppression that they do in the American south.

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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Capital Letdown posted:

https://twitter.com/robferguson1/status/1502336808088227841

Good news, even if an individual school board wants to keep masking, they're not allowed!

loving amazing! It's like the government of the known criminal Doug Ford is outright aping what it sees among the CHUDs south of the border!

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