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bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

thats what online said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now other online is calling you a fool and a charlatan. what a mess the computers have made

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Chard posted:

if you ahve ever watched buckaroo banzai sober please go into the volcano

lmao I’m never sober

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I know it's not "hip" or "cool" to post good news, but I am proud of my state

https://twitter.com/nbcbayarea/status/1410410394473177090

Free lunch and critical race theory lessons

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I'm sober tonight because I'm gonna drink a whole fuckin lot the next four nights

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




PyPy posted:

lmao I’m never sober

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1410463022649335810?s=20

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Trump running in 2024....very strange. but I guess he will just say it was rigged when he loses again

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

2022 and 2023 are going to be so borimg

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

CODChimera posted:

2022 and 2023 are going to be so borimg

there are adventures all around us

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

CODChimera posted:

2022 and 2023 are going to be so borimg

well i mean the country is already on fire and its june

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

well i mean the country is already on fire and its june

Not everyone lives where you do rear end in a top hat

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

well i mean the country is already on fire and its june

huge wildfires are already pretty normal and boring though

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.




the "Do everything that I have promised" line is redundant, of course an Infernal Compact would rely upon that. it's implicit. defining the human sacrifices but not the temple? sloppy. very sloppy. you're leaving a loophole for the Demonic Arbitrator to never be satisfied and to rule your Compact void. you're also defining the co-compactee without establishing contact. how do you know you won't work through a middleman? you will have to hope they accept contractactual mid-changes or just rip the whole thing up and re-write in front of the Devilsh Agent, all the while looking like a fool. you had better hope your lower contact isn't from a local coven, or good luck going over that "Sacrifice only women" clause


amateur hour

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

a.lo posted:

Not everyone lives where you do rear end in a top hat

ah

i see they haven't banned you yet

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

what a moron, you gotta get the devil to sign it first

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I hit everybody with my finishing move (reverse powerbomb) and lay everybody out

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

:shepface:

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

wow an officer-involved explosion

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




sleepiss

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

Plinkey how many slices of pizza do you have behind your pillows

none

just granola bars

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1410470079951687684

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/status/1410439892572704769

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
decadent, empty lives

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Well? how much did they win?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins posted:

decadent, empty lives

buddykins do you think this person opening this door in front of me a few hours ago got scared when he saw me and the bike? as you can see I was not going incredibly fast but he started shutting the door anyway


https://i.imgur.com/xCT30wt.mp4

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

It's an officer-involved fireworks show. Get it right or they will do it again but in front of your house.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

buddykins do you think this person opening this door in front of me a few hours ago got scared when he saw me and the bike? as you can see I was not going incredibly fast but he started shutting the door anyway


https://i.imgur.com/xCT30wt.mp4

I'm not buddykins but it looks like they didn't want to open the door into you a la Tour de France

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Buddykins posted:

decadent, empty lives

you can just say cspam

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Alec Eiffel posted:

Jet Force Gemini getting re-released

You better not be a liar.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Alec Eiffel posted:

I think a cool thing to do is pick a somewhat obscure, but beloved property, drop into a thread, say it’s “getting re-released,” then leave.

gently caress!

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Fix posted:

gently caress!

haha owned

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Alec Eiffel posted:

Jet Force Gemini getting re-released

Best game to get away with a T Rating instead of an M even when you could grenade a baby bear into red blood and giblets.

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

tacodaemon posted:

buddykins do you think this person opening this door in front of me a few hours ago got scared when he saw me and the bike? as you can see I was not going incredibly fast but he started shutting the door anyway


https://i.imgur.com/xCT30wt.mp4

drat, a daemon with the tweets and a terror on the streets. you never fail to impress taco
I'm not buddykins

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
One post makes you snigger
And one post makes you lol
And the ones that day crew gives you
Don't do anything at all

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I know it's not "hip" or "cool" to post good news, but I am proud of my state

https://twitter.com/nbcbayarea/status/1410410394473177090

My local school district does this, and I'm really happy about the policy, but the food they serve is garbage, nutritionally, which, if your default position is not eating is one thing, but we gotta do better.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Fix posted:

gently caress!

You!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
the victims of Alec Offal's Posting Crimes grow

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