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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

did Tony shake his own hand

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Aron Judge hit 10 fewer home runs than Barry bonds and people won't shut up about it

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Aron Judge hit 10 fewer home runs than Barry bonds and people won't shut up about it
the onion can do a Judge Bonds version of this classic

https://www.theonion.com/derek-jeter-honored-for-having-fewer-hits-than-harold-b-1819571015

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



yeah but did barry bonds hit his record while playing for either the yankees or the red sox? didn't think so.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

yeah but did barry bonds hit his record while playing for either the yankees or the red sox? didn't think so.

which ridiculous Barry Bonds stat record we talking about again

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Baseball is such an awful sport that even being Japanese can't save it

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

which ridiculous Barry Bonds stat record we talking about again
73 dingers

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

the Dodgers are real fuckin' good, 110 wins is absurd

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

bawfuls posted:

the Dodgers are real fuckin' good, 110 wins is absurd

And they can't seem to look past teams they should beat in the playoffs.

That 2020 win will forever be tainted.

Nevermind that most teams would count it as a legitimate championship if they won it.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

tainted is not the adjective youre looking for there

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

bawfuls posted:

tainted is not the adjective you’re looking for there

Legitimate?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

the 2017 world series was the tainted/illegitimate one

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

The entire country rooting for a Philly team will be really weird.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I'm mixing up a huge batch of riot punch as we speak

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Forceholy posted:

Legitimate?
you trying to pick a fight or what?

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

bawfuls posted:

you trying to pick a fight or what?

Nah, I like the Dodgers. I'm just having a hard time finding the right word

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

it will always feel insufficient because we didn't get any games in Dodger Stadium nor a parade

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

how about them stros?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


neither surprising nor fulfilling in any sense unless your conception of good and bad is limited to the present moment and the comfort of an illusion where a team that represents you and the people within like 100km is really good in a narrow and specifically broadly useless context

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/1590407856435576832?t=UaAiQYnh21QowILpe6QJxQ&s=19

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

drat dude drink a glass of water before you tweet this out.

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Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Swing away Lenny

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