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 Chad Stahelski i'm calling you out for being the worst director of all time. uwe boll is a better director than you. your characters are trash. there is more life in the carebears than there are in any of your pretend people. you have bad sensibilities and preferences. you are barqs root beer personified.  im honestly amazed people like these piece of poo poo john wick / nobody movies so much  the action is lovely and nowhere close to realistic the denoument is always underwhelming and exclusively propelled by macguffin plot elements the climax is predictable and asinine the characters are unbelievable and boring baring revenge fantasy violence  i think they are some of the worst films i have ever seen, in my life, and zardoz is legitimately leaps better yet they're rated 90%+ by viewers like you long story short: whats a matter for you????????????????????? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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John wick was fine but it was no Shoot Em Up
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May 29, 2021 18:06
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I only watch black and white indie films with terribly placed subtitles, so it wasn't me.
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May 29, 2021 18:09
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Jailbrekr posted:I only watch black and white indie films with terribly placed subtitles, so it wasn't me. thank you fr your sservice
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May 29, 2021 18:09
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drat OP is hating.
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May 29, 2021 18:10
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hey man, leave barq's out of this
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May 29, 2021 18:10
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Shut up idiot.
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May 29, 2021 18:22
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Aardvark! posted:Shut up idiot.
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May 29, 2021 18:23
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Aardvark! posted:Shut up idiot.
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May 29, 2021 18:24
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Aardvark! posted:Shut up idiot. 
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May 29, 2021 18:24
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make a 15 minute youtube rant about it
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May 29, 2021 18:24
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I liked the John Wick movies, but found it silly how when he has a dozen or more simultaneous opponents, most of them wait nicely in turn to fight him.
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May 29, 2021 18:27
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May 29, 2021 18:32
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Haven't seen em op are they any good?
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May 29, 2021 18:39
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OP is right they're bad movies
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May 29, 2021 18:45
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Been watching some Buster Keaton movies lately, they are pretty good, what y'all been watching?
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May 29, 2021 18:47
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shut the gently caress up OP gently caress you OP E: eat poo poo OP
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May 29, 2021 18:52
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first one is good but only because american action movies are usually full of fast edits and shaky cameras to mask that the actors have no idea what theyre doing so keanu being placed in a super simple revenge plot to kill everyone was refreshing, but the koreans and hong kongers have been doing it for decaaaades everything after it is boring because they just took the formula and ran it into the ground
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May 29, 2021 18:52
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Mooey Cow posted:Been watching some Buster Keaton movies lately, they are pretty good, what y'all been watching? Buster Keaton is one of those classic actors I've always heard about but never checked out his filmography. I probably should someday.
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May 29, 2021 18:52
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I like the first two John Wicks but the economy of the thing is loving stupid. How can the secret criminal underworld possibly support hundreds of assassins in every major city? There's basically one assassin for each individual person that someone could want assassinated over a ten year period. How can that possibly be sustainable?
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May 29, 2021 18:54
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I agree but Keanu is also the closest thing I have in my life to a deity still The guy just defines hotness coolness everything
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May 29, 2021 18:57
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love to perform a mass shooting in the middle of a nightclub and have absolutely 0 people react in any realistic way at all
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May 29, 2021 18:58
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me, storming out of the john wick 69: murderfucker screening in a huff: "this film wasnt bone-chilling, atmospheric, OR realistic!!! what a loada aids!!!"
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May 29, 2021 18:59
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I've never seen a John Wick movie but now I'm gonna watch one to piss the OP off
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May 29, 2021 19:03
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hbag posted:me, storming out of the john wick 69: murderfucker screening in a huff: "this film wasnt bone-chilling, atmospheric, OR realistic!!! what a loada aids!!!" Cocksmelt using iron ores mind from bussy anus
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May 29, 2021 19:03
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First one was good, then  LORE ruined the rest.
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May 29, 2021 19:05
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Check this out OP: You're a piece of poo poo who smells like poop and you're dumb as poop and you're wrong too.
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May 29, 2021 19:08
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Big Beef City posted:Check this out OP: Wtf????
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May 29, 2021 19:20
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The epic payday 2 2014 era of "Kick The Wick" where people were obliged to kick and ban you from their games when John Wick was added as your choice of criminal mastermind who can hose down civilians in a bank with a flamethrower then fight swat teams with a crossbow
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May 29, 2021 19:20
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ben shapino posted:love to perform a mass shooting in the middle of a nightclub and have absolutely 0 people react in any realistic way at all That's how you know it's a good club.
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May 29, 2021 19:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Wtf???? Look sometimes you gotta be firm to get the point across. In this case my point is that the op is dumb and stinks real bad and should be ashamed of how dumb and bad they stink
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May 29, 2021 19:25
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I think I could take John Wick. I watched Equilibrium, I know gunkata.
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May 29, 2021 20:11
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Oh, wait. Not the Kung POW/ Tongue Wars guy. Sorry, always get those guys confused.
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May 29, 2021 20:14
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John Wick more like John Wicker Man because AAHHH THE BEES!!! hjahaha
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May 29, 2021 20:14
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AHH F/UGH posted:John Wick more like John Wicker Man because AAHHH THE BEES!!! hjahaha i wish the Op would get wicker manned
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May 29, 2021 20:15
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feel like if youre at the point of attacking john wick for not being realistic enough you're left with literally nothing else more realistic in action movies. a stupid unrealistic violent genre containing all the most boring movies
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May 29, 2021 20:15
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a pencil
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May 29, 2021 20:16
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Cocksmelt using iron ores mind from bussy anus
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May 29, 2021 20:19
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John Wicks loving rules lol look at this FUCKIN NOOB
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Keanu Reeve donated all those guns to Big Charity op Bodenkirk delivered those flying elbows to charity grow your heart
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