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Oh Don Piano posted:MORE LIKE JOHN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But his name is not Johnathan Richard
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May 30, 2021 19:20
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mind the walrus posted:
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May 30, 2021 19:21
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Waffle! posted:I like the part when John Wick shoots the guy. Late on this but Yes, now this is entertainment. Thank you
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May 30, 2021 19:26
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Let's see, it's too unrealistic, so we have to make the guns less accurate, prone to jamming, less head shots, less lethality, more randomness and slow paced standoffs. Also John would likely die multiple times in one movie alone, so we'll need more of just a 'general good guy' team, but they'd need funding for all their guns, so that'd probably have to be, like I dunno, let's call them The Police, like the band, that'd be fun. Ok, so now we have life like shoot outs that don't go anywhere between criminals and the police. Now what, OH, they shouldn't fight over gold dubloons at a hotel, that's ridiculous as well said the goons, that's too far out there. What do people like? I dunno, drugs? Actual money? I guess? But no one really has like, huge sacks of cash, so I guess it'd probably be drugs. That makes sense. Ok. Also you probably wouldn't really get into THAT many gun fights, people would get mad. So we need slower paced, more realistic, less deadly and far less frequent shoot outs between the police and the bad guys over some drugs that don't really resolve anything. Check. Anything else? Intermissions so that you and the characters can all go take a poo poo, let's say 3, each movie, 10-12 minutes long to make sure everyone wraps it up. Also the bad guys never win or come close to it really once they engage like this in real life so we have to make that clear from the get go. Ok? Alright, so, we start each movie off with a crawl explicitly stating that crime never pays and that the police will disrupt major criminal activities. And then we get slow, plodding, only-semi-dangerous, very infrequent gun fights that everyone knows the ending to between 10-20 minutes of dead air. What can I say gentlemen, these goons can REALLY make a movie!
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May 30, 2021 22:04
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GolfHole posted:
It's just because keanu reeves is getting me sprung. He has sad eyes and a gun. No comment on odenkrik.
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May 30, 2021 22:08
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always laughing when i see thinly veiled subjective takes from people with bad taste passed off as something to be taken seriously as gospel
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May 30, 2021 22:14
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Waterbed Wendy posted:It's just because keanu reeves is getting me sprung. He has sad eyes and a gun. No comment on odenkrik.
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May 30, 2021 22:21
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This is you, op. Except instead of packages it's John Wick movies.
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May 30, 2021 22:24
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mind the walrus posted:Just for fun if you ever see social media putting him up on a pedestal as one of the great actors of our time, just spam clips from Much Ado About Nothing or Dracula. Oh my god Much Ado About Nothing was so bad! Holy poo poo Best Keanu movie all time is The matrix followed very closely by that spongebob movie from last year.
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May 30, 2021 22:25
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Oh my god Much Ado About Nothing was so bad! Holy poo poo the best keanu movie was point break. Actually
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May 30, 2021 22:27
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john wick? more like bad blade
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May 30, 2021 22:27
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GolfHole posted:john wick? more like bad blade op what are the best action movies in your opinion so i know what to avoid 
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May 30, 2021 22:28
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Aardvark! posted:the best keanu movie was point break. Actually Let me break your point here and say no matrix defined a genre and was one of the most influential pieces of media to come out of the 90s. Point Break is a dad movie for Sundays when it's too rainy to bbq.
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May 30, 2021 22:30
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Let me break your point here and say no matrix defined a genre and was one of the most influential pieces of media to come out of the 90s. Point Break is a dad movie for Sundays when it's too rainy to bbq. well guess what wendy!!! its loving raining outside right now
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May 30, 2021 22:30
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I know you want to put on point break rn, dad, but you gotta listen to me. Put on the SpongeBob movie instead, it's got more drama and gravitas.
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May 30, 2021 22:31
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jose probed the op so lets try and guess what the top 5 action movies are according to A Dipshit: 1) rubber 2) the tree of life 3) cloud atlas
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May 30, 2021 22:32
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We're not watching SpongeBob I SAID. We can either put on Point Break or you can leave golf on but we're not putting on that loving sponge and his weird rear end lover, Starfish or whatever the hell.
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May 30, 2021 22:33
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Big Beef City posted:We're not watching SpongeBob I SAID.  Aardvark! posted:jose probed the op so lets try and guess what the top 5 action movies are according to A Dipshit: 4) cool world 5) crash
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May 30, 2021 22:36
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-a bunch of samurai poo poo from the 60s
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May 30, 2021 22:40
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-bloodsport except fast-forwarded TO the boring parts
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May 30, 2021 22:41
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-die hard 2 but NOT die hard 1 or 3
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May 30, 2021 22:41
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Aardvark! posted:-bloodsport except fast-forwarded TO the boring parts lol
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May 30, 2021 22:42
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Die Hard 4 Die Hard 5 2 Fast 2 Furious The Matrix Revolutions Mission Impossible 2 The Bourne Legacy Terminator Genisys X-Men Origins: Wolverine Transformers 2: Revenge of the WGA
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May 30, 2021 22:56
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sure okay posted:Die Hard 4 man the OP is a real piece of poo poo
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May 30, 2021 22:56
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Godzilla (1998)
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May 30, 2021 22:58
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op: Let's watch The Transporter! me: sick, I love jason statham op: Who?
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May 30, 2021 22:58
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Action movie no one talks about: Princess mononoke
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May 30, 2021 23:01
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The Animatrix I don't need another 4 to fill out the list. Thank you.
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May 30, 2021 23:02
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I bet the op considers Scott Pilgrim an action movie
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May 30, 2021 23:03
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Waterbed Wendy posted:4) cool world Maaaan, Cool World was such a weird, hosed up movie. sure okay posted:Terminator Genisys Couple years ago, the TV was just on, and I walked in on this playing, and I legit thought it was a MADE-FOR-TV movie, like for the Sci-Fi channel or some poo poo.
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May 30, 2021 23:04
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Aardvark! posted:man the OP is a real piece of poo poo i didn't read past the op but i read enopugh to know to punish them
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May 30, 2021 23:07
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Aardvark! posted:jose probed the op so lets try and guess what the top 5 action movies are according to A Dipshit: That movie Powder cause it got that honkey runnin' in a field.
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May 30, 2021 23:14
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Literally A Person posted:That movie Powder cause it got that honkey runnin' in a field. is that the movie where the mom gets hit in the head by a fly ball and dies instantly? because that scene has stuck with me for years but i have no idea what it's from and I've decided it's probably that movie
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May 30, 2021 23:16
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Aardvark! posted:is that the movie where the mom gets hit in the head by a fly ball and dies instantly? because that scene has stuck with me for years but i have no idea what it's from and I've decided it's probably that movie That sounds right.......................................
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May 30, 2021 23:18
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Aardvark! posted:is that the movie where the mom gets hit in the head by a fly ball and dies instantly? because that scene has stuck with me for years but i have no idea what it's from and I've decided it's probably that movie Powder? More like Pow Her (the mom)
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May 30, 2021 23:19
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I think that's Field of Dreams, which is also an excellent action flick. Keven Costner adrift in a cornfield, with only the ghosts of old men to keep him company until he can finally tell his dad that he's gay. So beautiful.
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May 30, 2021 23:19
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Powder? More like Pow Her (the mom) Legitimate, notorized lol.
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May 30, 2021 23:20
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I loving hate Common so much. That guy is movie poison
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May 30, 2021 23:48
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Keanu plays a sleazebag really well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLEnDACUD_Y
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