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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > john wick movies are fucking trash, and so is this bob odenkirk
 
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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

GolfHole posted:



Chad Stahelski i'm calling you out for being the worst director of all time. uwe boll is a better director than you. your characters are trash. there is more life in the carebears than there are in any of your pretend people. you have bad sensibilities and preferences. you are barqs root beer personified.



im honestly amazed people like these piece of poo poo john wick / nobody movies so much



the action is lovely and nowhere close to realistic
the denoument is always underwhelming and exclusively propelled by macguffin plot elements
the climax is predictable and asinine
the characters are unbelievable and boring baring revenge fantasy violence



i think they are some of the worst films i have ever seen, in my life, and zardoz is legitimately leaps better
yet they're rated 90%+ by viewers like you



long story short: whats a matter for you?????????????????????

It's just because keanu reeves is getting me sprung. He has sad eyes and a gun. No comment on odenkrik.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

Just for fun if you ever see social media putting him up on a pedestal as one of the great actors of our time, just spam clips from Much Ado About Nothing or Dracula.

Oh my god Much Ado About Nothing was so bad! Holy poo poo

Best Keanu movie all time is The matrix followed very closely by that spongebob movie from last year.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

the best keanu movie was point break. Actually

Let me break your point here and say no matrix defined a genre and was one of the most influential pieces of media to come out of the 90s. Point Break is a dad movie for Sundays when it's too rainy to bbq.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 I know you want to put on point break rn, dad, but you gotta listen to me. Put on the SpongeBob movie instead, it's got more drama and gravitas.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

We're not watching SpongeBob I SAID.
We can either put on Point Break or you can leave golf on but we're not putting on that loving sponge and his weird rear end lover, Starfish or whatever the hell.



Aardvark! posted:

jose probed the op so lets try and guess what the top 5 action movies are according to A Dipshit:

1) rubber
2) the tree of life
3) cloud atlas

4) cool world
5) crash

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Action movie no one talks about:

Princess mononoke

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

is that the movie where the mom gets hit in the head by a fly ball and dies instantly? because that scene has stuck with me for years but i have no idea what it's from and I've decided it's probably that movie

Powder? More like Pow Her (the mom)

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Simon Birch more like My Mom Hurts

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