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AHH F/UGH posted:John Wick more like John Wicker Man because AAHHH THE BEES!!! hjahaha i wish the Op would get wicker manned
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May 29, 2021 20:15
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GolfHole posted:the thing that pisses me off is that you can compare any of them to a better movie and see how much the thing falls apart im not reading any of that bro go back to cd
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May 29, 2021 20:51
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ok i read it and now im actually more mad. gently caress u op.
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May 29, 2021 20:54
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plz reboot the blockbuster video subforum under gbs so i can banish the op from there
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May 29, 2021 20:58
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John wick rolling up to one of those HUNDRED MAN GANGBANG film shoots and just fuckin blastin
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May 29, 2021 21:12
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id like to petition to be in John Wick as well 
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May 29, 2021 21:20
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Johnny Aztec posted:Make a Time Traveling John Wick movie, for an excuse to dress Keanu up in alot of period costumes, and have him fight with various melee weapons, like halberds. they'd probably waste 2/3rds of the movie in Persia. Should definitely have him fighting pirates on ships. turning a cannon around on a guy, constantly ditching single shot pistols. now that'd be a good movie. and guess what: it doesn't matter at all why he's doing it
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May 29, 2021 21:42
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the movie should just open with him at the hotel or w/e telling the elevator guy to take him to the chronomancy suite. he then loads up a katana and some ninja stars and walks through a door labeled "Feudal Japan". he then starts killing people for the next 2 hrs periodically leaving portals and getting different loadouts from some character actor that calls him Sir and asks him poo poo like "Will Sir have the bastard sword, or the claymore?" and John Wick takes one and does cool martial arts with it to test the balance before saying "Both" and that's the entire movie, no plot
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May 29, 2021 21:46
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Caesar Saladin posted:itd be badass, thats what it would be Yup
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May 30, 2021 16:19
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Orange Carlisle posted:not to get too wild but you could just not watch them and watch a movie in a genre that you actually like im sure they love action movies but only ones from 1970s Japan or something
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May 30, 2021 18:13
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I watched a movie last night that sounded from the description like it would cool movie but it was actually 20 minutes of things happening, all of the action happens off screen, and the remaining hour is the main character experiencing PTSD in various places. Perhaps the OP would prefer that instead? "You Were Never Really Here"
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May 30, 2021 18:24
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it was kind of like if Taxi Driver was made again but not nearly as well. and then they advertised it like it was Oldboy or something lol
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May 30, 2021 18:26
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Oh my god Much Ado About Nothing was so bad! Holy poo poo the best keanu movie was point break. Actually
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May 30, 2021 22:27
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GolfHole posted:john wick? more like bad blade op what are the best action movies in your opinion so i know what to avoid 
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May 30, 2021 22:28
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Let me break your point here and say no matrix defined a genre and was one of the most influential pieces of media to come out of the 90s. Point Break is a dad movie for Sundays when it's too rainy to bbq. well guess what wendy!!! its loving raining outside right now
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May 30, 2021 22:30
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jose probed the op so lets try and guess what the top 5 action movies are according to A Dipshit: 1) rubber 2) the tree of life 3) cloud atlas
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May 30, 2021 22:32
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-a bunch of samurai poo poo from the 60s
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May 30, 2021 22:40
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-bloodsport except fast-forwarded TO the boring parts
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May 30, 2021 22:41
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-die hard 2 but NOT die hard 1 or 3
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May 30, 2021 22:41
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sure okay posted:Die Hard 4 man the OP is a real piece of poo poo
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May 30, 2021 22:56
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op: Let's watch The Transporter! me: sick, I love jason statham op: Who?
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May 30, 2021 22:58
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Literally A Person posted:That movie Powder cause it got that honkey runnin' in a field. is that the movie where the mom gets hit in the head by a fly ball and dies instantly? because that scene has stuck with me for years but i have no idea what it's from and I've decided it's probably that movie
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May 30, 2021 23:16
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:does point break exist in the john wickiverse oh yeah it's obvious. the clues are all there. Hell, he didn't even change his first name
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