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 Chad Stahelski i'm calling you out for being the worst director of all time. uwe boll is a better director than you. your characters are trash. there is more life in the carebears than there are in any of your pretend people. you have bad sensibilities and preferences. you are barqs root beer personified.  im honestly amazed people like these piece of poo poo john wick / nobody movies so much  the action is lovely and nowhere close to realistic the denoument is always underwhelming and exclusively propelled by macguffin plot elements the climax is predictable and asinine the characters are unbelievable and boring baring revenge fantasy violence  i think they are some of the worst films i have ever seen, in my life, and zardoz is legitimately leaps better yet they're rated 90%+ by viewers like you long story short: whats a matter for you????????????????????? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jailbrekr posted:I only watch black and white indie films with terribly placed subtitles, so it wasn't me. thank you fr your sservice
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May 29, 2021 18:09
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Aardvark! posted:Shut up idiot. 
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May 29, 2021 18:24
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i actually never saw any john wick movies but i watched 'nobody' by accident and im pretty upset by it
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May 29, 2021 20:40
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the thing that pisses me off is that you can compare any of them to a better movie and see how much the thing falls apart like eastern promises has an actual plot and layering of characters blue ruin has an equally unrealistic plot but bothers to put something identifiable in its antihero so it feels real even a history of violence puts a sex scene in there john wick / nobody guy gets real mad about a dog or bracelet or whatever. ohg also hes ex "super duper" secret agent with all the things they need all the time, but don't worry about that part its never anything more and theres never any more to it beyond shots of objects you dont think are going to enter someones body entering someone's body the korean ones are good GolfHole fucked around with this message at 20:48 on May 29, 2021 |
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May 29, 2021 20:46
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thats it im watching ratatouille
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May 29, 2021 21:40
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Never seen a John Wick but bob odenkirk rules gently caress you op hes cool he didnt write the movie
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May 29, 2021 21:59
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it stinks!!!!
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May 29, 2021 22:33
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how do i bring ebert back to life to agree with me
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May 29, 2021 22:34
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im glad you had fun 
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May 29, 2021 22:49
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i hope gunplay schlock movies go into the deepest rear end in a top hat of the sun and die
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May 29, 2021 22:50
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im watching who killed captain alex and its way better than john wick
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May 30, 2021 03:43
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Caesar Saladin posted:If you don't like the fight scenes in John Wick you are truly bitchmade. Its fair enough if you don't really like the b-grade graphic novel plot though. look all im saying is that its no rumble in the bronx
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May 30, 2021 05:08
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sad question posted:(Frowning) This is not realistic. He's been fighting for hours without having to pause to take a poo poo?? EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!
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May 30, 2021 19:11
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john wick? more like bad blade
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