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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Thread to show everyone how smart you are

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animist
Aug 28, 2018
the other day I was making pasta and scalded myself because I forgot boiling water is hot

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

[8 paragraph long post about nothing]

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Yinlock posted:

[8 paragraph long post about Alvin and the Chipmunks porn]

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Drive-by fartssss

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I’m changing the oil on my car today. I do this on my own without assistance.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Jokes on you op I'm stupid as gently caress

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buddykins posted:

omg i just realized why they call it "_______ helper" - it's an addition to the ingredient

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i like to read.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i figured out a route to commute to work with no possibility of red lights through a needlessly snaking path through the city, if I hit a red it's the first intersection I hit and after that everything lines up perfectly

it's set up so that any time i have to make a left turn, the incoming traffic is stuck at their previous red light because i've been zigzagging through residential side-streets in between major streets like some kind of wacko, this optimization has saved me an average of 6 minutes a day for years which I have dedicated to posting

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the third side.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

im reading war and peace

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


imagine being smart hahaha imagine being a very smart person (rofl) doing like cutting edge research or whatever that won't matter cuz industrial civilization is ending shortly. your like "I made this new type of battery that is 20% more efficient!"

LMAO

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
I've been posting on Forums Dot Something Awful Dot Com for over ten years.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I have good brain

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

is pepsi ok posted:

The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the third side.

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

It's called jeans

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I'm gay

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

cincinnati i suck yo dick
he say he suck yo dick

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

is pepsi ok posted:

The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the third side.

what about the top and bottom side you dumb piece of poo poo

pieuvre armement
Feb 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They are going to make the people with the best posts in this thread moderators

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

It's spelt smrt.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
I'm a sadsack with no real hope for the future and a deep burning hatred of our meaningless universe of death, just like all the best philosophers

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Gotta consult the Theory on what intelligence is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMlPhOY7gSg

I still think I'm dumb

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
:synpa:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Owned

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

pieuvre armement posted:

They are going to make the people with the best posts in this thread moderators

I want to be moderator of the Book Barn

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

I'm smart enough to not post in this threFUCK

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
posting here to prove im smart: i dont want to be a moderator of this forum ever.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I don't read or post in dnd

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I know that I don't know jack poo poo

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

proove*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

the sex ghost posted:

Jokes on you op I'm stupid as gently caress

gently caress you I'm at least 6 times dumber binch

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol smart goons... snoo? gtr? ams? lol

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 387 days!
I wouldn't have made this thread

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

is pepsi ok posted:

The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the third side.

Will you cut these stringers for me tia

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

I know it is never a good idea to post this, but

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

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