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Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip?  His paws are sweaty, claws out, legs are many There's vomit on the floor already, hairball heavy He's purring, and on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop fives, but he keeps on forgettin' He's a feline, the meows go so loud He opens his mouth and the chirp-mrrps come out
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Big Beef City posted:I hate your stupid gay cat but ultimately wish it would take over posting for you I talked to my cat about this and we both agree: we're going to hunt you for sport, and soon
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May 31, 2021 17:42
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I'm more worried about him putting his taskbar on the left side of the screen I heard BTK did that on his computer.
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May 31, 2021 18:23
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Smugworth posted:You and your cat can go to hell, OP. How dare you insult the noble tater tot hot dish. I'll never forget that transgression. If I ever catch you or that alley cat hanging around Minnesota I'll cream both of ya. If we ever meet face to face the only way you're gonna be able to eat tater tot hot dish afterward is to butt chug it!
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May 31, 2021 21:56
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 I don't think my little buddy is capable of frustration or anger. Would totally buy him a cat keyboard though.
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May 31, 2021 22:19
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Jun 1, 2021 21:31
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I don't know why so many people want me and my cat to get banned I think I'm a pretty okay poster and I know he's an excellent cat
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Jun 1, 2021 23:23
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p.s. none of you are ever, ever getting rid of me
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Jun 1, 2021 23:24
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His name is Vato.
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Jun 2, 2021 01:23
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Vato livin' in your head rent free 
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I've thought for awhile that you wanted to see me naked Seth, and it's good to have it confirmed. I'll PM you soon.
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