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Failed Imagineer posted:Just crossed over into NI, so technically first international travel in 18 months - feels like summer, failte gu the EU vassal statelet of norn irearnd do not litter are countryside 
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Jun 1, 2021 11:17
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you slags
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or you'll get your fuckin legs broke soyuwill 
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Jun 1, 2021 11:18
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Failed Imagineer posted:Too late I already flytipped an old mattress and a bunch of pro-EU propaganda leaflets on the hard shoulder of the M1 that's a beating where are you going? there's nothing up here
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Jun 1, 2021 11:33
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Failed Imagineer posted:the big empty void nothing means nobody well, i have something to do today! gonna stop dead and look right at that camera 
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Jun 1, 2021 11:54
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i loved to do that when i worked in belfast and there were live bbc news crews about hehehe
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Jun 1, 2021 11:57
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His Divine Shadow posted:I understand brits like gardening. We planted more fruit trees: what's the little house?
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Jun 1, 2021 12:27
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His Divine Shadow posted:Kid's playhouse. I say that knowing my fiance is the one who wanted it and the one who decorated it, painted it and spends most time in it. I would like a tour, pls  the perspective in the picture was just messing with me so much 
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Jun 1, 2021 15:31
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His Divine Shadow posted:My fiance took a video of it when it was done, I think it's best to just watch it: that's just blessed, ty 
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Jun 1, 2021 17:50
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my experience of the public sector has been that there is a great deal of informal discrimination against people who have qualfications and ability in identifying and solving problems in favour of people who are sycophantic and have poo poo for brains
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Jun 1, 2021 19:26
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Failed Imagineer posted:Already had an old gammon who looked like latter day Shaun Ryder threaten to kick my dogs head in for barking at him, so I feel like my few hours in NI is delivering in spades IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY  THINKS IT'S FUCKIN SMARTERN ME
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Jun 1, 2021 19:28
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worst i saw was someone who greased their way into favourability with senior management in a department by spending years telling them every little detail about everyone's work and personal lives and had a person specification for a band 7 job written especially for them, including the requirement to have just 1 GCSE pass lol i'm very bitter about my place of work and have a lot of similar stories if anyone is interested crispix fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jun 1, 2021 |
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Jun 1, 2021 19:35
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don't worry i'm very discreet-like in the ways i goes about things. i've earned the name deepthroat, mind you that's due to another pastime of mine LOL*!!!!  *(loud oral laughter)
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Jun 1, 2021 19:47
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smellmycheese posted:Any chance we could stop the racist stereotyping of Northern Irish people as angry, violent simpletons? lol i'm from NI and i'm afraid i can't help any of those things  
crispix fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jun 1, 2021 |
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Jun 1, 2021 21:22
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yeah i'm watching it
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Jun 1, 2021 21:42
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was jim mcdonald off corrie a racist sturreatype 
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Jun 1, 2021 23:18
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frig i forgot to do it yesterday NO ONE DIED 
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Jun 2, 2021 00:42
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kecske posted:does this ever happen? I feel like it's one of those urban legends, like a swan breaking someone's arm yeah it does happen: i've seen it several times on question time type shows when i used to watch them and i've heard it at work too. a lot of people in this country spend their lives being angry about unfairnesses that are imaginary i wouldn't put it past a swan to break a person's arm, mind
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Jun 3, 2021 11:14
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my god that's grim to think about
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Jun 3, 2021 11:16
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i would have schemes for the children where they could learn proper real world skills like how to spend the whole evening in a pub and get away with not buying a round and how to get the maximum longevity out of a magic tree car air freshener and that
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Jun 3, 2021 11:20
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(you spritz it with one of them water sprays you use for plants and sometimes for very bad cats and put it back in the plastic - at least twice the magic from your magic tree for your money)
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Jun 3, 2021 11:34
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the magic tree people don't want you to know that though Big Magic Tree
crispix fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Jun 3, 2021 |
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Jun 3, 2021 11:35
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 never a thread to read while eating, this
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Jun 4, 2021 10:06
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pfizer vaccine gave me a special headache that felt like a spike going down the top of my head i'm not really fussed about dying suddenly from a blod clot or w/e, mind think i have most of my affairs in order
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Jun 4, 2021 18:57
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i won't be around to be embarrassed about people e.g. having to clear out my dildo drawer probably going in the skip bag rather than charity shop
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Jun 4, 2021 18:58
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keith smells like school dinners
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Jun 5, 2021 00:27
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the dinner hall always smelt like cabbage, even when no cabbage was being served in there
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Jun 5, 2021 00:47
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i've had to go into prisons with work, they smell like men i've only been in men's prisons though
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Jun 5, 2021 01:02
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the lads wear tight shorts but they're not as chunky as the big rugby lads and don't touch each other as much, 6/10 homoeroticism sport imo
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Jun 5, 2021 13:39
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 rishi is standing on a chair in this photo and he hasn't a baldy what language them ladies are even speaking imo
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Jun 5, 2021 13:46
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what does Lisa Towns have to say about this
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Jun 6, 2021 13:03
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NORMAN NORMAN!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE TALIBANS IN PUDDING NORTON ARE TELLING THE YOUNG WOMEN THEY CAN'T GO OUT WITHOUT COVERING THEMSELVES UP NO NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S DIFFERENT I ONLY SCOLDED THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE DRESSED LIKE TARTS, OH YOU ARE OBTUSE, NORMAN
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Jun 6, 2021 16:59
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what is labour for 
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Jun 7, 2021 01:00
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Jun 7, 2021 11:29
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vote all for unity ah nivur snogged saddam hussein
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Jun 8, 2021 00:14
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Jun 8, 2021 00:42
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i don't even like having electric windas in my car
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Jun 8, 2021 11:30
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i liked the windy handle like you could express your annoyance at having to wind down the window for someone, if the occasion called for it, by pumping that windy handle very angrily and doing a face you can't express yourself with a button
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Jun 8, 2021 11:31
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it was much the same with the old glass fronted fires that had the pokey thing you attached the stick thing to and gave it a good hard pump, for to kindle the fire if you were annoyed with someone in the living room you could really get your frustration out with that thing PUMPPUMPPUMPfuckinPUMPPUMPteabegPUMPPUMPinPUMPPUMPfertwosecondsPUMPPUMPmilkyfuckinPUMPPUMPteaPUMPPUMP and then the fire would WHOOSH up the chimney, there, and you'd gain some primordial satisfaction for seeing it we've lost all these things to buttons
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Jun 8, 2021 11:40
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although buttons are better for the elderly and people with mobility issues, i suppose
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Jun 8, 2021 11:41
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THUR TEEAKIN WUR SAHSIDGES AFF US SOTHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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Jun 10, 2021 11:02
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