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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Apparently, Virgin health care have been given a seat on a local NHS decision making body. What with selling off surgeries to the US, the Tories are just being blatant now.

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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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crispix posted:

was jim mcdonald off corrie a racist sturreatype



Aye he was, so he was.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Looks like Indy, Guardian and Ny times sites have gone down

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Super Gammon, in his caravan, itching to blame the darkies and foreigners
https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/1403116139987845125?s=19

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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The scary thing is these bastards literally control our lives.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Pistol_Pete posted:

The Owen Jones documentary on Batley and Spen is dead good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEcNHMLyEYk

His conclusions are that Labour's existing electoral base is continuing to crumble and the leadership remains bizarrely complacent/ unconcerned about this.

We could have told Owen that 18 months ago.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Isomermaid posted:

The tax was on the number of bricks, was what I heard, and they started making bigger bricks to cover the same area and still pay the same tax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brick_tax Seems to mention the same thing about the bigger bricks being made specifically for this reason but it's Wikipedia and tbh everything you say makes sense. You're the person who knows this stuff so I'll defer to you here!

There was a tax on windows too, up to Elizabethan times. So much so that people would take the windows with them if they moved.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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crispix posted:

only other thing on itv4 is carry on films afaik

I'd rather the Carry Ons, tbh.

If Keith flounces off tomorrow (leaving behind an empty office) I wonder if RLB fancies another crack at it?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'm sure they get asked that (and the other "banter" questions) as part of the pre-screening so you don't have someone saying "Well Bradley I want to use my winnings to buy one of those egg-laying dragon dildos".

A... what? Can I get one in Wilko?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Ol' Brillo pad is getting awfully salty on Twitter about the advertising for GBeebies going tits up, advising people to go elsewhere. Funny, it had the opposite effect on me...

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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The LDs have been thinking outside the box again.

https://twitter.com/aliciakearns/status/1407766873303928834?s=19

Even the Tories are laughing at them.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Comrade Fakename posted:

Since when do they call their reporters “mailmen”? It took me four times reading that headline until I worked out a postal worker wasn’t on the ship for some reason.

Me too. "How is the fact a postie was on there relevant? Also, why was a postie on there?"

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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https://twitter.com/thehistoryguy/status/1408129640858853377?s=19

gan on Twisto.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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goddamnedtwisto posted:

If I wanted to visit a place in the Thames Estuary which has no human habitation and is beyond the reach of UK law, Canvey is right there.

Hey. *Hey*. Where do you think my static caravan is, Pitsea?

e: Was it Victoria Wood who said " only the British could envision a mode of transport that stop on your drive"

Trickjaw fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jun 24, 2021

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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The Hitler diaries went on to say..
https://dominiccummings.substack.com/p/more-evidence-on-how-the-pms-and

Hope Hancock enjoyed that shag. .a backbencher gets no ones knickers wagging.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Strom Cuzewon posted:

Am I going insane here? Who the gently caress cares about the breach of social distancing? Is that really the key issue?

Beeb are leading with it too. We're all in tge same boat buddy.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Those wandering about hay fever symptoms - if you have one of those little microscopes, or even just a pair of binoculars you can look the wrong way through, go out for a walk in a mask and then take a good close look at it. It's absolutely *terrifying* how much crap it filters out of the air.

Honey, I ain't no Borg. Do you have a utility belt or some such to cart all that shite about?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Oh, in case you were wondering, real life J Jonah Jameson has quit GBeebies

e:my autocorrect doesn't know comics

Trickjaw fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jun 25, 2021

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Borrovan posted:

What pisses me off is that Labour are now calling for his resignation, after insisting that it's necessary for him to stay in office for continuity or whatever following his shameless corruption.

Like idgaf if he's having an affair, of all the poo poo rich people do that one's way down the list. Gross incompetence leading to the deaths of thousands, the actual crime of misfeasance in a public office, those are the things he should be forced out of office for. Not some loving schoolyard gossip poo poo.

British public:We demand a sacrifice!
Government tosses Hands matcock "Enjoy!"

surprised it took this long, tbh

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Julio Cruz posted:

I think he's just jumping at the chance to go back to Majorca

Anytime he jumps, I'll give a shove. Haemorrhage on humanity

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Guavanaut posted:

No more excuses! Get me pictures of Pamela Bordes' feet or I'll get some new editors!

Ftfy

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Barry Foster posted:

they didn't even do that

No, you're right.

e: triple post, you people need to stop me when I'm bored

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Noon update: 14 arguments (not family
18 Arguments (family)
People delighted: 1. A whinging child in the trolley in Tesco, mummy says "We'll get there when we get there" and, before I knew it I added 'but not before '. She laughed.

Thats as good as my life gets

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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bravissimo 👏

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Should I attempt to tell my downstairs neighbour (very hot for you breeders) Chinese lass belting out 'Camp town races' on the old Joanne is not right?

e: because I have the song in my head. doo dah.

Trickjaw fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Jun 27, 2021

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Kieth caught bonny stumbling out of the ale house

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1409969368549761024?s=19

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Josef bugman posted:

True, but more like a long term treatment that doesn't give me liver failure.

I quite liked Moddi, Our Worker and House by the Sea are beautiful. But I don't know, everything needs to have a reason behind it so I apply that to music and it sometimes seems like I'm "killing the frog" when I look at them as it were.

You're selling yourself short again, Josef.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Advertising I can support. This isn't a PS, either, totally real.
https://twitter.com/ByDonkeys/status/1410282692546080778?s=19

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Doccykins posted:

Fear not Stong Nation Grate Britan, mummy will look after you



Diana... KILL!

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Isn't this Cpt. Mainwaring clone on EVERY week?

https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/1410724444696461314?s=19

Look at the ge books behind him. Handy to have a Wilbur Smith book with you, to prove your intelligence and virility.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Oh well, Kieth limps on.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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My first jab was an Indian batch.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Just came to post this. Even *they* couldn't stand each other.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Fucks sake. Give me strength. Oi! Coles! You have far too many pictures of a bloke who knocked up your missus!

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1410990468230533123?s=19

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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crispix posted:

gove gay so what

We don't want him. Throw him back.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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feedmegin posted:

Rumours that that isn't the issue here...

If someone else has been shagging either one I don't want to know, or see the half-witted homunculus who has been doing.. whatever.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Bobstar posted:



Now there's a Round the Horne joke that went over my head when my parents used to play that in the car.

Its a double joke 1) Anthony Bonar Law was PM 2) Bonar means good or beautiful in Polari (gay slang)

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Coldwar Steve ❤
https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1411041763880583170?s=19

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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So, I see Neil Cole has been drinking again, and has joined the OJ dog pile with demonstrably false statements.

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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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I apologise for being commie and unpatriotic, but I hope we lose tonight. If we win this, the gammons brains will connect winning the euros with brexit, and act like we rolled tanks into Brussels, and captured the EU.

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